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Capt. Rob December 3rd 05 07:39 PM

One more Scotty
 
Well done Bob, admitting defeat is hard, but you're better off
for it. Now, could you fart out commode joe and splain it to him?

Sure thing!
Joe, a travellift is a crane that no one ever calls a crane. They call
it a "Travel Lift." When a sailor calls for a crane, you can bet it's
for stepping a mast or some such venture, although some lower end
facilities will still employ a standard crane for hauling boats. So the
correct term is "travel lift" as it refers to the specific design
employed by yards. Any sailor would know this, which is why Bob Crantz
got confused.
Hope this helps!

RB
35s5
NY


Bob Crantz December 3rd 05 07:43 PM

One more Scotty
 
Amen!



"Thom Stewart" wrote in message
...
Crappie,

Is that a "Holy Mackeral" you are slapping him with:^)



http://community.webtv.net/tassail/ThomPage




Bob Crantz December 3rd 05 07:48 PM

One more Scotty
 
But he'll be back for more.

RB knows when to flee.

Good job there Scotty!

Amen!

Bob Crantz, keeper of the holy mackeral


"Scotty" wrote in message
...
WoW! What a beating !

Even Bob was smart enough to bow out of this one.

Scotty, knows his cranes.

"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
k.net...

"Commodore Joe Redcloud" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 02 Dec 2005 22:32:13 GMT, "Bob Crantz"


wrote:


"Commodore Joe Redcloud" wrote in

message
.. .
On Fri, 02 Dec 2005 16:47:18 GMT, "Bob Crantz"


wrote:


"Commodore Joe Redcloud©" wrote in

message
.. .
On Fri, 02 Dec 2005 16:01:21 GMT, "Bob Crantz"


wrote:

November 8, 1999

Hidden Harbour Marina
4370 Carraway Place
Port of Sanford
Sanford, FL 32771

Dear Mr. Borum:

"would be considered as a "mobile gantry crane."



In other words, it is NOT a mobile gantry crane, but

they treat it
as
if it was one, since they don't have any seperate rules

that only
pertain to a Travelift Hoist.


If it is considered as a mobile gantry crane, how could

you then
conclude
it
isn't?



That's why the guy had to write for a clarification in

the first
place.


Is a Ford F250 pick-up truck a "passenger car"?

In Connecticut, there is a parkway where trucks and

commercial vehicles
are not
allowed. The one loophole is that if you have a pick-up

truck that you
use
either exclusively or partly for non-commercial use, you

may apply for
a
"combination registration" instead of a commercial

registration. What
that
means
is that if you are not carrying a commercial load, or

displaying
commercial
lettering on the sides, you may drive on the parkway, and

you will be
"considered" as a passenger vehicle. Your truck will not

actually BE a
passenger vehicle, you will still be driving that same

crappy Ford
TRUCK.
It
will just be considered to be the same type of vehicle as

far as
applicable
laws.


A Ford truck is a vehicle and it can carry passengers.

It is a passenger vehicle, especially so because it can

perform in that
capacity.

Cars, such as taxis aren't allowed on the Merritt, Southern

State,
Sagtikos,
Sunken Meadow, Northern or any other parkway.

Yet a taxi is a passenger vehicle.

It's the fact that a vehicle is commercial that prohibits it

from the
parkways. In days of yore, trucks were almost exclusively

commercial
vehicles.

Your analogy is not applicable to travel lift cranes.

That is because they can not travel on the parkway. They are

not
registered
motor vehicles. Even if one was registered, it could not

maintain minimum
speed, which is limited by the hull speed of the boat it is

carrying.

Are ambulances rushing anemic patients for iron infusion

therapy allowed
on
the parkway?

Amen!


Using your reasoning, a cat is a dog, and there is no way

around it.

The "reasoning" I used was yours, to show the illogical outcome

of your
analogy. It's disproof by absurdity.

Yes, your reasoning does conclude a cat is a dog.

As far as OSHA goes, there is no reasoning. It's definition or

decree.


A Marine Travelift may be "considered" as a crane by OSHA,

but that does
not
make it a crane. It just means they apply the same rules to

it. BIG
difference.


OK then, just what are the defining charateristics of a crane?

1. Overhead lifting pulley or fulcrum.
2. Cantilevered lifting point or horizontal beam with lifting

point.
3. Cantilevered lifting arm pivots about a vertical axis.
4. Horizontal beam lifting point moves with respect to the

ground.

A hoist is the mechanism which lifts, but does in include the

structure
supporting the hoist. A crane has a hoist, but the hoist alone

is not
complete enough to define the crane.

If you can refute this with factual information, go ahead.

The travel lift is of the category crane. It is a crane.

A dog is a mammal.
A cat is a mammal.
Both dogs and cats are mammals.
A dog is not a cat.

A travel lift is a crane.
A trolley boom is a crane.
Both travel lifts and trolley boom are cranes.
A travel lift is not a trolley boom.

Taxonomy (from Greek verb tassein = "to classify" and nomos =

law, science,
cf "economy") may refer to:

the science of classification (see alpha taxonomy)
a classification
Initially taxonomy was only the science of classifying living

organisms, but
later the word was applied in a wider sense, and may also refer

to either a
classification of things, or the principles underlying the

classification.
Almost anything, animate objects, inanimate objects, places,

and events, may
be classified according to some taxonomic scheme.

Taxonomies are frequently hierarchical in structure. However

taxonomy may
also refer to relationship schemes other than hierarchies, such

as network
structures. Other taxonomies may include single children with

multi-parents,
for example, "Car" might appear with both parents "Vehicle" and

"Steel
Mechanisms". A taxonomy might also be a simple organization of

objects into
groups, or even an alphabetical list. In current usage within

"Knowledge
Management", taxonomies are seen as slightly less broad than

ontologies.

Mathematically, a hierarchical taxonomy is a tree structure of
classifications for a given set of objects. At the top of this

structure is
a single classification, the root node, that applies to all

objects. Nodes
below this root are more specific classifications that apply to

subsets of
the total set of classified objects. So for instance in common

schemes of
scientific classification of organisms, the root is the

Organism (as this
applies to all living things, it is implied rather than stated

explicitly).
Below this are the Domain, Kingdom, Phylum, Class, Order,

Family, Genus, and
Species, with various other ranks sometimes inserted.

Some have argued that the human mind naturally organizes its

knowledge of
the world into such systems. This view is often based on the

epistemology of
Immanuel Kant. Anthropologists have observed that taxonomies

are generally
embedded in local cultural and social systems, and serve

various social
functions. Perhaps the most well-known and influential study of

folk
taxonomies is Émile Durkheim's The Elementary Forms of

Religious Life. The
theories of Kant and Durkheim also influenced Claude

Lévi-Strauss, the
founder of anthropological structuralism. Lévi-Strauss wrote

two important
books on taxonomies: Totemism and The Savage Mind.

Such taxonomies as those analyzed by Durkheim and Lévi-Strauss

are sometimes
called folk taxonomies to distinguish them from scientific

taxonomies that
claim to be disembedded from social relations and thus

objective and
universal.

A recent neologism, folksonomy, should not be confused with

Folk Taxonomy
(though it is obviously a contraction of the two words). Those

who support
scientific taxonomies have recently criticized folksonomies by

dubbing them
fauxonomies.

The phrase enterprise taxonomy is used in business to describe

a very
limited form of taxonomy used only within one organization.

The field of solving or best-fitting of numerical equations

that
characterize all measurable quantities of a set of objects is

called cluster
analysis; this is a form of taxonomy called numerical taxonomy

or
taximetrics.




Commodore Joe Redcloud








Bob Crantz December 3rd 05 07:51 PM

One more Scotty
 

"Scotty" wrote in message
...

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
oups.com...
WTF are you babbling about? Just because you call it a Travel
Lift Hoist Non Crane, doesn't make it any less of a crane than

a
Manitowoc 4200.


That doesn't mean the TL isn't a crane,


Well done Bob, admitting defeat is hard, but you're better off
for it. Now, could you fart out commode joe and splain it to him?

Scotty, another win!


What a win indeed Scotty!

Bwaahaahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa!!!!!!! !

Amen!

And you like your boat!!!!!!!!!!





Scotty December 3rd 05 11:40 PM

One more Scotty
 

"Swab Rob" wrote ...
Well done Bob, admitting defeat is hard, but you're better off
for it. Now, could you fart out commode joe and splain it to

him?

Sure thing!
Joe, a travellift is a crane



Very good.



Capt. Rob December 5th 05 01:25 AM

One more Scotty
 
Only a lubber would refer to a travelift as a "crane". You now
have a working list of lubbers in this newsgroup.


Yeah, well I know that Scotty knows what the actual usage name is. I
seriously would expect Crantz to call a travel lift a crane.

RB
35s5
NY


Scotty December 5th 05 02:02 AM

One more Scotty
 

"Swab Rob" wrote in message
oups.com...
Only a lubber would refer to a travelift as a "crane". You now
have a working list of lubbers in this newsgroup.


Yeah, well I know that Scotty knows what the actual name is.


Yes, I've already told you ten times, it's a crane.

Don't let commode joe drag you down to stupid town.

Scotty



Capt. Rob December 5th 05 02:23 AM

One more Scotty
 
Yeah, well I know that Scotty knows what the actual name is.

Yes, I've already told you ten times, it's a crane.

So let me get this straight. Your yard has a travel lift and the folks
who run the yard actually call it a crane?

RB
35s5
NY


Scotty December 5th 05 01:37 PM

One more Scotty
 

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
ups.com...
Yeah, well I know that Scotty knows what the actual name is.


Yes, I've already told you ten times, it's a crane.

So let me get this straight. Your yard has a travel lift and

the folks
who run the yard actually call it a crane?

RB
35s5
NY




Capt. Rob December 5th 05 01:38 PM

One more Scotty
 
The guys who work there call it a crane. In fact, just the other
week one of them was complaining about having to move one boat 3
times with ''the crane''.


Scotty, what is the name of your yard/marina?

RB
35s5
NY



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