Scotty wrote:

"Martin Baxter" wrote in message
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Bart Senior wrote:

You have just solo sailed into a strange new port in a
foreign country. You found a spot at the clearnance
dock but it is a tight fit. No one is around to help.

What is the best way to get your boat in there?

Fire a few rounds in the air, someone's bound to show up and
help you!

What's the best weapon for announcing arrival at the customs
dock,
12ga., or maybe a Norma 454?

two .50 caliber flint lock pirate pistols

Make sure you remember ear protection for the parrot, else the SPCA will
after you!

Cheers
Marty