"Donal" wrote


I've had a life (27 years ..so far) with a woman that's a dog.


Poor Regards

Donal


Woof!

"Donal" wrote


I wouldn't need a dog if I could find a
homosexual male with a decent sperm count!!


Regards

Donal
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Woof!

"Scotty" wrote in message
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"Donal" wrote


I've had a life (27 years ..so far) with a woman that's a dog.


Poor Regards

Donal


Woof!

Tsk, tsk, Scotty!

You can be witty without stooping so low.


Regards


Donal
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"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message
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"Donal" wrote in message

I've had a life (27 years ..so far) with a woman that I met while I
wasn't
walking a dog.

I had a wife!!! What the hell got into your mind not to 'Trade Up" after
the odometer clocked over??

Look Donal... the deal breaker is when they go to brood and want
offspring
and a home. That's when any rational man weighs the consequences involved
in
swallowing the anchor or sailing off.

You tryin' to tell me you have a more fulfilled life because you have a
mate?

Yes!!!!! Absolutely!!!




I'll favour my life of travel, adventure and limited obligations over your
family bliss anyday.

Different folks .... different strokes...

I enjoy my cup of tea in the morning .. I love the fact that I don't have
to bother with domestic bills .. I find clean shirts in my wardrobe every
day.
All I have to do is earn the money.

What more could a man (or a woman) want?


Regards


Donal
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"Donal" wrote in message

I enjoy my cup of tea in the morning .. I love the fact that I don't have
to bother with domestic bills .. I find clean shirts in my wardrobe every
day.
All I have to do is earn the money.

What more could a man (or a woman) want?

Jeeeez Donal..... I wouldn't let my wife to do that when I was married.
Chores were 50/50 and I earned 80% of the combined wages. Weekends I served
her breakfast in bed and massages/foot rubs were performed on demand as she
required. I took her to places and countries she only dreamed of visiting
and protected her all times.

The deal breaker was the white picket fence , mortgage and kids.

I don't do "routine" very well..... so it's not what this "man" wants at
all.

I'm just happy you are satisfied with what you have...

....as little as tea, toast and laundry will provide. :-)

CM

"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message
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"Donal" wrote in message

I enjoy my cup of tea in the morning .. I love the fact that I don't
have
to bother with domestic bills .. I find clean shirts in my wardrobe
every
day.
All I have to do is earn the money.

What more could a man (or a woman) want?

Jeeeez Donal..... I wouldn't let my wife to do that when I was married.
Chores were 50/50 and I earned 80% of the combined wages.

You don't understand women at all!!
You should make the feel that they are useful. That means that you should
be incapable of looking after yourself!


I earn 100% of the wages, and I do 0% of the chores. ... That way we both
need each other ... we function as a team.


Weekends I served
her breakfast in bed and massages/foot rubs were performed on demand as
she
required.


Wrong....Wrong.....Wrong!!!!

At weekends, I get a cup of tea in bed, just like I do on weekdays.

I get the impression that you don't know how to make a woman feel useful.


I took her to places and countries she only dreamed of visiting
and protected her all times.

The deal breaker was the white picket fence , mortgage and kids.

I don't do "routine" very well..... so it's not what this "man" wants at
all.

I'm just happy you are satisfied with what you have...

...as little as tea, toast and laundry will provide. :-)

Tea, toast and laundry are all that I need..... and a companion who will
come sailing with me.

What more could a man want?



Regards


Donal
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"Donal" wrote

Tea, toast and laundry are all that I need.....

What more could a man want?


I'd tell you, but you'd probably think that it's ''yucky''.

SV

"Donal" wrote in message
You don't understand women at all!!
You should make the feel that they are useful. That means that you
should
be incapable of looking after yourself!

The "Bumbling Idiot" routine is a hard route to take when your reputation
disputes the logic of that role. I'm glad you seem capable of carrying it
off so well.

I earn 100% of the wages, and I do 0% of the chores. ... That way we both
need each other ... we function as a team.

Boy are you confused..... it's supposed to be you let them take a job so
they feel valuable.... the very fact you pay them attention is to make them
grateful. It's a team as long as the woman understands I'm not the wheel
dog.

Wrong....Wrong.....Wrong!!!!

Plenty RIGHT ... when you get serviced properly!


At weekends, I get a cup of tea in bed, just like I do on weekdays.

I understand some men at your age tend to prefer a cup of tea to......

I get the impression that you don't know how to make a woman feel useful.

No Sweat Donal... just _Use_ Them!! :-)

Tea, toast and laundry are all that I need..... and a companion who will
come sailing with me.

That stipulates the obvious Donal... she is either fetching ... or she
fetches well..... the latter can be found anywhere.


What more could a man want?

You'd be amazed.......

CM

In article oHPgf.127852$S4.38305@edtnps84, Capt.Mooron
wrote:

"Donal" wrote in message
You don't understand women at all!!
You should make the feel that they are useful. That means that you
should
be incapable of looking after yourself!

The "Bumbling Idiot" routine is a hard route to take when your reputation
disputes the logic of that role. I'm glad you seem capable of carrying it
off so well.

Heh. Question is whether Donal has learned to be incompetent, or
whether he never learned to be competent.

There are only 2 things that women can do that I can't, and I can
legally hire one of those services. The other I no longer require, as I
have no desire for more offspring.

That means that, to feel useful, they need to excel in providing a
skill or service that I actually need and want - and it isn't cooking
or balancing a cheque book.

PDW

"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message
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It's a second rate troll at best but the pickin's are few and far between
so
I'll bite...

"Donal" wrote in message

You need to become a father:-

Like I told them.. not without DNA evidence and a 100% positive match.


"The findings of this study suggest women without children or whose
children
are grown have stronger relationships with companion animals than those
women with young children.

Studys have also confirmed a steady diet of sugar will give mice
cancer....
and drinking too much water can kill you.... and eggs are bad for you...
and
coffee is bad for you... and salt is bad for you.... and, Oh well,
anyways,
you get my drift.

Although recently it has been proven that too much sex can indeed make you
go blind ... as explained by the lawsuits against Viagra! Do you wear
glasses Donal?

I've started wearing reading glasses -- like all my friends!! It happens at
the age of 46.



Further study looking at the relationships of
male pet owners and of female pet owners with children would be
necessary
in
order to validate this hypothesis."

Heh... Why don't I ask one of the neices and nephews that come over daily
after school what they think about it?? I think my neice already stated
"You just can't have too many puppies!"



Pets are nothing more than substitutes for children.

I can't agree.....

Of course not! You don't have any children.


that premise would validate that sex is nothing more
than a substitute for sailing.

Don't you think that sailing can be almost as good as sex?


Regards


Donal
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