"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message
news:B%0gf.119750$S4.61921@edtnps84...
It's a second rate troll at best but the pickin's are few and far between
so
I'll bite...

"Donal" wrote in message

You need to become a father:-

Like I told them.. not without DNA evidence and a 100% positive match.


"The findings of this study suggest women without children or whose
children
are grown have stronger relationships with companion animals than those
women with young children.

Studys have also confirmed a steady diet of sugar will give mice
cancer....
and drinking too much water can kill you.... and eggs are bad for you...
and
coffee is bad for you... and salt is bad for you.... and, Oh well,
anyways,
you get my drift.

Although recently it has been proven that too much sex can indeed make you
go blind ... as explained by the lawsuits against Viagra! Do you wear
glasses Donal?

I've started wearing reading glasses -- like all my friends!! It happens at
the age of 46.



Further study looking at the relationships of
male pet owners and of female pet owners with children would be
necessary
in
order to validate this hypothesis."

Heh... Why don't I ask one of the neices and nephews that come over daily
after school what they think about it?? I think my neice already stated
"You just can't have too many puppies!"



Pets are nothing more than substitutes for children.

I can't agree.....

Of course not! You don't have any children.


that premise would validate that sex is nothing more
than a substitute for sailing.

Don't you think that sailing can be almost as good as sex?


Regards


Donal
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