I can tell that dog gives you a lot of pleasure.

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a1...doghumping.gif


"Capt.Mooron" wrote
Always.... the dog never leaves my side. It gets to see me at my best
& worst.... never phased it's attitude as my best friend. It's just a
pleasure to have my dog. [and vice versa]

Interesting.

"Donal" wrote

"Capt.Mooron" wrote
Well bud..... I just finalized a deal for a Schipperke with the
kennel....
a 4mth old pup. She'll be arriving next week. I'll keep you posted.

Pets are nothing more than substitutes for a woman. You wouldn't need a
dog if you were a heterosexual male with a decent sperm count!!
Donal

My pup is a brindle bitch.....

I know you've had a hard time getting dates... but maybe waiting for the
woman to mount _you_ is not the best course of action??

Did you sign up for the Viagra Class Action Lawsuit yet?
How's your eyesight? :-)

CM

"Bart Senior" .@. wrote in message ...

I can tell that dog gives you a lot of pleasure.

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a1...doghumping.gif


"Capt.Mooron" wrote
Always.... the dog never leaves my side. It gets to see me at my best
& worst.... never phased it's attitude as my best friend. It's just a
pleasure to have my dog. [and vice versa]

Actually my puppy is one of the best chick magnets ever!
Great conversation starter and I've actually had dates with two ladies I've
met while walking my dog!

So when are you getting a dog Bart? :-)

Just Kidding! :-)

CM

"Bart Senior" .@. wrote in message ...
Interesting.

"Donal" wrote

"Capt.Mooron" wrote
Well bud..... I just finalized a deal for a Schipperke with the
kennel....
a 4mth old pup. She'll be arriving next week. I'll keep you posted.

Pets are nothing more than substitutes for a woman. You wouldn't need a
dog if you were a heterosexual male with a decent sperm count!!
Donal

"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message
news:YI1gf.128194$yS6.85246@clgrps12...
Actually my puppy is one of the best chick magnets ever!
Great conversation starter and I've actually had dates with two ladies
I've
met while walking my dog!



I've had a life (27 years ..so far) with a woman that I met while I wasn't
walking a dog.



Regards


Donal
--

I've been thinking about a dog for a while. Right now
my brother has two and they are quite enough. I
was shrink wrapping the boat up this weekend. My
brother was helping today and he brought the dogs along.

Both dogs were literally born in the wild. There dame
was run over, just after they were weaned, and they lived
on oranges and geckos in a wood pile in an abandoned
San Diego County orchard next to my brothers orchard. My
brother bought the house and the other parcel with the working
orange grove when it was subdivided. He spotted three
owild puppies one day, gave one away, and kept the other
two. These are not little dogs. Both have weighed over a
hundred pounds at one point. The bigger maxed out a 118
lbs.

When he moved back east, it was three years before they
would let me pet them, and I'd feed them occassionally. So
needless to say, they alert and bark when anyone approaches.

Anyway, it is fun to have the dogs around, but the barking
got old--it was such a nice day, everyone was walking or
driving by scoping out the activity and prepping their own
boats for the winter.

We were up on deck moving shrink wrap around when
Herman, the former security guard came walking by with his
buddy and a couple of ladies friends. They are all black.

When the dog starts barking loudly, Herman says, "They
like dark meat." We all started laughing. Then my brother
commented, "Being that it's Thandsgiving". And everyone
errupted again.

It was a fun day. I'm waiting for a calmer day so I can finish
shrinking the film.

"Capt.Mooron" wrote
Actually my puppy is one of the best chick magnets ever!
Great conversation starter and I've actually had dates with two ladies
I've met while walking my dog!

So when are you getting a dog Bart? :-)

Just Kidding! :-)

CM

"Bart Senior" .@. wrote in message
...
Interesting.

"Donal" wrote

"Capt.Mooron" wrote
Well bud..... I just finalized a deal for a Schipperke with the
kennel....
a 4mth old pup. She'll be arriving next week. I'll keep you posted.

Pets are nothing more than substitutes for a woman. You wouldn't need a
dog if you were a heterosexual male with a decent sperm count!!
Donal

"Donal" wrote in message

I've had a life (27 years ..so far) with a woman that I met while I wasn't
walking a dog.

I had a wife!!! What the hell got into your mind not to 'Trade Up" after
the odometer clocked over??

Look Donal... the deal breaker is when they go to brood and want offspring
and a home. That's when any rational man weighs the consequences involved in
swallowing the anchor or sailing off.

You tryin' to tell me you have a more fulfilled life because you have a
mate?

I'll favour my life of travel, adventure and limited obligations over your
family bliss anyday.

CM

"Bart Senior" .@. wrote in message ...
I've been thinking about a dog for a while.

It's a 15 year commitment.... something to consider.


These are not little dogs. Both have weighed over a
hundred pounds at one point. The bigger maxed out a 118
lbs.


My dog ain't gonna be bigger than 30lbs..... the Rhodesian is a 100lbs of
lion hunter...fast & strong.
Which one do you think will have a better time on a sailboat?

Anyway, it is fun to have the dogs around, but the barking
got old--it was such a nice day, everyone was walking or
driving by scoping out the activity and prepping their own
boats for the winter.

That's the owner not establishing a proper protocol for the dogs.


Have you looked at any specific breeds yet?
I'd go with a purebred from a registered kennel.


CM

Your schipperke should max out at 16-18 unless you just picked the
biggest of the litter.

joe

The Schipperke will the family farm dog and companion for my mother. It's
arriving tomorrow.

I have a Staffordshire Bull Terrier, 4 months old.

CM

"Joe" wrote in message
ups.com...
Your schipperke should max out at 16-18 unless you just picked the
biggest of the litter.

joe