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The Aft Cabin and why you don't get any!
"Sweetness" wrote: "Capt. Neal®" wrote: : : "Capt. Rob" wrote: : | There's nothing like a good wrestling match with a pretty girl in the : | aft cabin. The low cieling gives her plenty of additional leverage and : | before you know it....ahh trapped under silky thighs! Follow her : | instructions and she may let you up! We just had to get a boat with an : | aft cabin. : | : | But that's part of the serious aspect of this thread. It's quite easy : | and no challenge at all to buy a boat that's fun to sail and will : | please the females in your life. Looking at the boats owned by Loco, : | Bart and Neal is it any wonder these clowns are forced to watch Buffy : | reruns alone or with other men? And when a woman is tempted aboard, is : | it any wonder that they look like Hulk Hogan was made up by Liberace? : | : | The 35s5 is more than just the fastest sailboat, more than the best : | performing boat, more than a luxurious interior wrapped in a ultra : | quick fiberglass....it's also a sexual playground! : | : | Because the only thing better than sailing...is sailing and sex with a : | beautiful woman! : | : | Capt. Robert B : | 35s5...a boat where there's more than one kind of fun! : | NY : | : : : If you allow women aboard for any reason other than hiring : one for a few hours to clean up the boat, you aren't serious : about sailing. : : The best place to have sex with women is ashore. Don't do it in : her establishment, though. Spend a few extra bucks and rent a : nice hotel room . . . The change of scenery seems to make 'em : more enthusiastic . . . No Woman in her right mind would be seen in public with ewe, FOOL. I'm glad I'm finally in my "right mind"... LP |
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