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Default The Aft Cabin and why you don't get any!

"Capt. NealŪ" wrote in message
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: "Capt. Rob" wrote in message
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: | There's nothing like a good wrestling match with a pretty girl in the
: | aft cabin. The low cieling gives her plenty of additional leverage and
: | before you know it....ahh trapped under silky thighs! Follow her
: | instructions and she may let you up! We just had to get a boat with an
: | aft cabin.
: |
: | But that's part of the serious aspect of this thread. It's quite easy
: | and no challenge at all to buy a boat that's fun to sail and will
: | please the females in your life. Looking at the boats owned by Loco,
: | Bart and Neal is it any wonder these clowns are forced to watch Buffy
: | reruns alone or with other men? And when a woman is tempted aboard, is
: | it any wonder that they look like Hulk Hogan was made up by Liberace?
: |
: | The 35s5 is more than just the fastest sailboat, more than the best
: | performing boat, more than a luxurious interior wrapped in a ultra
: | quick fiberglass....it's also a sexual playground!
: |
: | Because the only thing better than sailing...is sailing and sex with a
: | beautiful woman!
: |
: | Capt. Robert B
: | 35s5...a boat where there's more than one kind of fun!
: | NY
: |
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: If you allow women aboard for any reason other than hiring
: one for a few hours to clean up the boat, you aren't serious
: about sailing.
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: The best place to have sex with women is ashore. Don't do it in
: her establishment, though. Spend a few extra bucks and rent a
: nice hotel room . . . The change of scenery seems to make 'em
: more enthusiastic . . .

No Woman in her right mind would be seen in public with ewe, FOOL.

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: CN
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Sweetness...
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The ONLY reason I was encouraging reporting was because I thought we had
multiple nics from one user, which you know very well is naughty and bad
and deserves a sound spanking. CHEATERS don't deserve to live. When I confirmed
that that wasn't the case, I stopped, Mr. Stevie Baby. If you have a problem
with that I would invite you to clean me, but I suspect
you might enjoy that and I suspect I might not. Don't bother inquiring
about Pnats, she's off having a good time with a younger man and she
deserves it.

FWIW, I am not tolerant and have no plans to be, I am mean and cruel and
horrible and I have an icy smile.

PS. Don't mess around with Shortcake, she has maggots in her coochie and a
Schiavo brain.
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