The Aft Cabin and why you don't get any!
"Capt. NealŪ" wrote:
"Lady Pilot" wrote:
"Sweetness" wrote:
"Capt. NealŪ" wrote:
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: "Capt. Rob" wrote:
: | There's nothing like a good wrestling match with a pretty
: | girl in the aft cabin. The low cieling gives her plenty
: | of additional leverage and before you know it....ahh
: | trapped under silky thighs! Follow her instructions and
: | she may let you up! We just had to get a boat with an
: | aft cabin.
: |
: | But that's part of the serious aspect of this thread.
: | It's quite easy and no challenge at all to buy a boat
: | that's fun to sail and will please the females in your
: | life. Looking at the boats owned by Loco, Bart and Neal
: | is it any wonder these clowns are forced to watch Buffy
: | reruns alone or with other men? And when a woman is
: | tempted aboard, is it any wonder that they look like Hulk
: | Hogan was made up by Liberace?
: |
: | The 35s5 is more than just the fastest sailboat, more
: | than the best performing boat, more than a luxurious
: | interior wrapped in a ultra quick fiberglass....it's also
: | a sexual playground!
: |
: | Because the only thing better than sailing...is sailing
: | and sex with a beautiful woman!
: |
: | Capt. Robert B
: | 35s5...a boat where there's more than one kind of fun!
: | NY
: |
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: If you allow women aboard for any reason other than hiring
: one for a few hours to clean up the boat, you aren't
: serious about sailing.
:
: The best place to have sex with women is ashore. Don't do
: it in her establishment, though. Spend a few extra bucks
: and rent a nice hotel room . . . The change of scenery
: seems to make 'em more enthusiastic . . .
No Woman in her right mind would be seen in public with ewe,
FOOL.
I'm glad I'm finally in my "right mind"...
LP
Sober for once? Congratulations!
Bwahahwhahahaa! Yeah, unlike you...
LP
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