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Capt. Rob November 6th 05 01:05 PM

The Aft Cabin and why you don't get any!
 
There's nothing like a good wrestling match with a pretty girl in the
aft cabin. The low cieling gives her plenty of additional leverage and
before you know it....ahh trapped under silky thighs! Follow her
instructions and she may let you up! We just had to get a boat with an
aft cabin.

But that's part of the serious aspect of this thread. It's quite easy
and no challenge at all to buy a boat that's fun to sail and will
please the females in your life. Looking at the boats owned by Loco,
Bart and Neal is it any wonder these clowns are forced to watch Buffy
reruns alone or with other men? And when a woman is tempted aboard, is
it any wonder that they look like Hulk Hogan was made up by Liberace?

The 35s5 is more than just the fastest sailboat, more than the best
performing boat, more than a luxurious interior wrapped in a ultra
quick fiberglass....it's also a sexual playground!

Because the only thing better than sailing...is sailing and sex with a
beautiful woman!

Capt. Robert B
35s5...a boat where there's more than one kind of fun!
NY


Joe November 6th 05 02:19 PM

The Aft Cabin and why you don't get any!
 
Bwahahahahahahahah I have 7 foot headroom in the aft cabin. When we
wrestle in WWF style including flips and pins. When we are not
wrestling I have a nice office with full size desk made of Brazilian
rosewood , super fast computer with large plasma screen, printer,
scanner, fax and 3 internet lines, and 9 drawers made of solid
Houndorian red mahogany dovetail together by a master carpenter to hold
the stuff my guest carry onboard.

My commute to the office is thru the wheelhouse. I'm not bragging, just
giving you a glimpse of reality as I type this in my aft stateroom.

Joe
MSV RedCloud...A boat with a real aft cabin, not a cubby hole.


Capt.Mooron November 6th 05 02:23 PM

The Aft Cabin and why you don't get any!
 
Sex in a low ceiling berth... and you're bragging??

Look Bob.... if you had a stern hung tiller on a proper boat you'd be able
to get sex at the helm underway without a lubberly wheel to impede the
female's positioning.

Get a decent boat and give that girl some room to work..... she'll be
going down on you like a chicken on a June bug!

CM

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
oups.com...
There's nothing like a good wrestling match with a pretty girl in the
aft cabin. The low cieling gives her plenty of additional leverage and
before you know it....ahh trapped under silky thighs! Follow her
instructions and she may let you up! We just had to get a boat with an
aft cabin.

But that's part of the serious aspect of this thread. It's quite easy
and no challenge at all to buy a boat that's fun to sail and will
please the females in your life. Looking at the boats owned by Loco,
Bart and Neal is it any wonder these clowns are forced to watch Buffy
reruns alone or with other men? And when a woman is tempted aboard, is
it any wonder that they look like Hulk Hogan was made up by Liberace?

The 35s5 is more than just the fastest sailboat, more than the best
performing boat, more than a luxurious interior wrapped in a ultra
quick fiberglass....it's also a sexual playground!

Because the only thing better than sailing...is sailing and sex with a
beautiful woman!

Capt. Robert B
35s5...a boat where there's more than one kind of fun!
NY




Capt. Neal® November 6th 05 10:26 PM

The Aft Cabin and why you don't get any!
 

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message oups.com...
| There's nothing like a good wrestling match with a pretty girl in the
| aft cabin. The low cieling gives her plenty of additional leverage and
| before you know it....ahh trapped under silky thighs! Follow her
| instructions and she may let you up! We just had to get a boat with an
| aft cabin.
|
| But that's part of the serious aspect of this thread. It's quite easy
| and no challenge at all to buy a boat that's fun to sail and will
| please the females in your life. Looking at the boats owned by Loco,
| Bart and Neal is it any wonder these clowns are forced to watch Buffy
| reruns alone or with other men? And when a woman is tempted aboard, is
| it any wonder that they look like Hulk Hogan was made up by Liberace?
|
| The 35s5 is more than just the fastest sailboat, more than the best
| performing boat, more than a luxurious interior wrapped in a ultra
| quick fiberglass....it's also a sexual playground!
|
| Because the only thing better than sailing...is sailing and sex with a
| beautiful woman!
|
| Capt. Robert B
| 35s5...a boat where there's more than one kind of fun!
| NY
|


If you allow women aboard for any reason other than hiring
one for a few hours to clean up the boat, you aren't serious
about sailing.

The best place to have sex with women is ashore. Don't do it in
her establishment, though. Spend a few extra bucks and rent a
nice hotel room . . . The change of scenery seems to make 'em
more enthusiastic . . .

CN


Capt. Neal® November 6th 05 10:28 PM

The Aft Cabin and why you don't get any!
 

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message oups.com...
| There's nothing like a good wrestling match with a pretty girl in the
| aft cabin. The low cieling gives her plenty of additional leverage and
| before you know it....ahh trapped under silky thighs! Follow her
| instructions and she may let you up! We just had to get a boat with an
| aft cabin.
|
| But that's part of the serious aspect of this thread. It's quite easy
| and no challenge at all to buy a boat that's fun to sail and will
| please the females in your life. Looking at the boats owned by Loco,
| Bart and Neal is it any wonder these clowns are forced to watch Buffy
| reruns alone or with other men? And when a woman is tempted aboard, is
| it any wonder that they look like Hulk Hogan was made up by Liberace?
|
| The 35s5 is more than just the fastest sailboat, more than the best
| performing boat, more than a luxurious interior wrapped in a ultra
| quick fiberglass....it's also a sexual playground!
|
| Because the only thing better than sailing...is sailing and sex with a
| beautiful woman!
|
| Capt. Robert B
| 35s5...a boat where there's more than one kind of fun!
| NY
|


If you allow women aboard for any reason other than hiring
one for a few hours to clean up the boat, you aren't serious
about sailing.

The best place to have sex with women is ashore. Don't do it in
her establishment, though. Spend a few extra bucks and rent a
nice hotel room . . . The change of scenery seems to make 'em
more enthusiastic . . .

CN


Sweetness November 8th 05 02:22 AM

The Aft Cabin and why you don't get any!
 
"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
:
: "Capt. Rob" wrote in message
oups.com...
: | There's nothing like a good wrestling match with a pretty girl in the
: | aft cabin. The low cieling gives her plenty of additional leverage and
: | before you know it....ahh trapped under silky thighs! Follow her
: | instructions and she may let you up! We just had to get a boat with an
: | aft cabin.
: |
: | But that's part of the serious aspect of this thread. It's quite easy
: | and no challenge at all to buy a boat that's fun to sail and will
: | please the females in your life. Looking at the boats owned by Loco,
: | Bart and Neal is it any wonder these clowns are forced to watch Buffy
: | reruns alone or with other men? And when a woman is tempted aboard, is
: | it any wonder that they look like Hulk Hogan was made up by Liberace?
: |
: | The 35s5 is more than just the fastest sailboat, more than the best
: | performing boat, more than a luxurious interior wrapped in a ultra
: | quick fiberglass....it's also a sexual playground!
: |
: | Because the only thing better than sailing...is sailing and sex with a
: | beautiful woman!
: |
: | Capt. Robert B
: | 35s5...a boat where there's more than one kind of fun!
: | NY
: |
:
:
: If you allow women aboard for any reason other than hiring
: one for a few hours to clean up the boat, you aren't serious
: about sailing.
:
: The best place to have sex with women is ashore. Don't do it in
: her establishment, though. Spend a few extra bucks and rent a
: nice hotel room . . . The change of scenery seems to make 'em
: more enthusiastic . . .

No Woman in her right mind would be seen in public with ewe, FOOL.

:
: CN
:


--
Sweetness...
~*~
The ONLY reason I was encouraging reporting was because I thought we had
multiple nics from one user, which you know very well is naughty and bad
and deserves a sound spanking. CHEATERS don't deserve to live. When I confirmed
that that wasn't the case, I stopped, Mr. Stevie Baby. If you have a problem
with that I would invite you to clean me, but I suspect
you might enjoy that and I suspect I might not. Don't bother inquiring
about Pnats, she's off having a good time with a younger man and she
deserves it.

FWIW, I am not tolerant and have no plans to be, I am mean and cruel and
horrible and I have an icy smile.

PS. Don't mess around with Shortcake, she has maggots in her coochie and a
Schiavo brain.
--
-Kalera
http://www.beadwife.com
~*~
KKKalera-The NetKKKoping-KKKunt-Stratton tries to explain to Steve Leyland just
how she acquired her brand new nic. :o)
~*~



Lady Pilot November 8th 05 03:38 AM

The Aft Cabin and why you don't get any!
 

"Capt. Neal®" wrote:

"Capt. Rob" wrote:


| The 35s5 is more than just the fastest sailboat, more than the best
| performing boat, more than a luxurious interior wrapped in a ultra
| quick fiberglass....it's also a sexual playground!
|
| Because the only thing better than sailing...is sailing and sex with a
| beautiful woman!
|
| Capt. Robert B
| 35s5...a boat where there's more than one kind of fun!
| NY
|


If you allow women aboard for any reason other than hiring
one for a few hours to clean up the boat, you aren't serious
about sailing.


So I guess you never have a woman aboard, because you claim your boat is in
pristing condition, always.

The best place to have sex with women is ashore. Don't do it in
her establishment, though. Spend a few extra bucks and rent a
nice hotel room . . . The change of scenery seems to make 'em
more enthusiastic . . .


Hahahahaaaaaa! You rent a motel room? Now that's funny! I bet the last
couple of motel rooms your rented, you were all alone.

You're very jealous of Capt. Rob, aren't you? understandable

LP



Lady Pilot November 8th 05 03:40 AM

The Aft Cabin and why you don't get any!
 

"Sweetness" wrote:

"Capt. Neal®" wrote:
:
: "Capt. Rob" wrote:


: | There's nothing like a good wrestling match with a pretty girl in the
: | aft cabin. The low cieling gives her plenty of additional leverage and
: | before you know it....ahh trapped under silky thighs! Follow her
: | instructions and she may let you up! We just had to get a boat with an
: | aft cabin.
: |
: | But that's part of the serious aspect of this thread. It's quite easy
: | and no challenge at all to buy a boat that's fun to sail and will
: | please the females in your life. Looking at the boats owned by Loco,
: | Bart and Neal is it any wonder these clowns are forced to watch Buffy
: | reruns alone or with other men? And when a woman is tempted aboard, is
: | it any wonder that they look like Hulk Hogan was made up by Liberace?
: |
: | The 35s5 is more than just the fastest sailboat, more than the best
: | performing boat, more than a luxurious interior wrapped in a ultra
: | quick fiberglass....it's also a sexual playground!
: |
: | Because the only thing better than sailing...is sailing and sex with a
: | beautiful woman!
: |
: | Capt. Robert B
: | 35s5...a boat where there's more than one kind of fun!
: | NY
: |
:
:
: If you allow women aboard for any reason other than hiring
: one for a few hours to clean up the boat, you aren't serious
: about sailing.
:
: The best place to have sex with women is ashore. Don't do it in
: her establishment, though. Spend a few extra bucks and rent a
: nice hotel room . . . The change of scenery seems to make 'em
: more enthusiastic . . .

No Woman in her right mind would be seen in public with ewe, FOOL.


I'm glad I'm finally in my "right mind"...

LP



Lady Pilot November 8th 05 11:17 PM

The Aft Cabin and why you don't get any!
 

"Capt. Neal®" wrote:
"Lady Pilot" wrote:

"Sweetness" wrote:

"Capt. Neal®" wrote:
:
: "Capt. Rob" wrote:


: | There's nothing like a good wrestling match with a pretty
: | girl in the aft cabin. The low cieling gives her plenty
: | of additional leverage and before you know it....ahh
: | trapped under silky thighs! Follow her instructions and
: | she may let you up! We just had to get a boat with an
: | aft cabin.
: |
: | But that's part of the serious aspect of this thread.
: | It's quite easy and no challenge at all to buy a boat
: | that's fun to sail and will please the females in your
: | life. Looking at the boats owned by Loco, Bart and Neal
: | is it any wonder these clowns are forced to watch Buffy
: | reruns alone or with other men? And when a woman is
: | tempted aboard, is it any wonder that they look like Hulk
: | Hogan was made up by Liberace?
: |
: | The 35s5 is more than just the fastest sailboat, more
: | than the best performing boat, more than a luxurious
: | interior wrapped in a ultra quick fiberglass....it's also
: | a sexual playground!
: |
: | Because the only thing better than sailing...is sailing
: | and sex with a beautiful woman!
: |
: | Capt. Robert B
: | 35s5...a boat where there's more than one kind of fun!
: | NY
: |
:
:
: If you allow women aboard for any reason other than hiring
: one for a few hours to clean up the boat, you aren't
: serious about sailing.
:
: The best place to have sex with women is ashore. Don't do
: it in her establishment, though. Spend a few extra bucks
: and rent a nice hotel room . . . The change of scenery
: seems to make 'em more enthusiastic . . .

No Woman in her right mind would be seen in public with ewe,
FOOL.


I'm glad I'm finally in my "right mind"...

LP

Sober for once? Congratulations!


Bwahahwhahahaa! Yeah, unlike you...

LP



Bob Crantz November 9th 05 01:52 AM

The Aft Cabin and why you don't get any!
 

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:%lacf.4310$4l5.52@dukeread05...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote:
"Lady Pilot" wrote:

"Sweetness" wrote:

"Capt. Neal®" wrote:
:
: "Capt. Rob" wrote:

: | There's nothing like a good wrestling match with a pretty
: | girl in the aft cabin. The low cieling gives her plenty
: | of additional leverage and before you know it....ahh
: | trapped under silky thighs! Follow her instructions and
: | she may let you up! We just had to get a boat with an
: | aft cabin.
: |
: | But that's part of the serious aspect of this thread.
: | It's quite easy and no challenge at all to buy a boat
: | that's fun to sail and will please the females in your
: | life. Looking at the boats owned by Loco, Bart and Neal
: | is it any wonder these clowns are forced to watch Buffy
: | reruns alone or with other men? And when a woman is
: | tempted aboard, is it any wonder that they look like Hulk
: | Hogan was made up by Liberace?
: |
: | The 35s5 is more than just the fastest sailboat, more
: | than the best performing boat, more than a luxurious
: | interior wrapped in a ultra quick fiberglass....it's also
: | a sexual playground!
: |
: | Because the only thing better than sailing...is sailing
: | and sex with a beautiful woman!
: |
: | Capt. Robert B
: | 35s5...a boat where there's more than one kind of fun!
: | NY
: |
:
:
: If you allow women aboard for any reason other than hiring
: one for a few hours to clean up the boat, you aren't
: serious about sailing.
:
: The best place to have sex with women is ashore. Don't do
: it in her establishment, though. Spend a few extra bucks
: and rent a nice hotel room . . . The change of scenery
: seems to make 'em more enthusiastic . . .

No Woman in her right mind would be seen in public with ewe,
FOOL.

I'm glad I'm finally in my "right mind"...

LP

Sober for once? Congratulations!


Bwahahwhahahaa! Yeah, unlike you...

LP


I bet you're hot.





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