From Conserva-Babe Ann Coulter:

Liberals have been completely intellectually vanquished. Actually, they lost
the war of ideas long ago. It's just that now their defeat is so obvious,
even they've noticed. As new DNC Chairman Howard Dean might say, it's all
over but the screaming.

In an editorial last week, the New York Times gave President Bush credit for
democracy sweeping through the Middle East or, as the Times put it, "a year
of heartening surprises." Yes, the Middle East's current democratization
would come as quite a surprise to anyone who puts his hands over his ears
and hums during the president's speeches.

Rolling Stone magazine is making fun of "moveon.org" for having no contact
with normal Americans. Their Bush-hating cause has become so hopeless that
moveon.org is on the verge of actually moving on.

Marking the first time Walter Cronkite and I have agreed on anything,
Cronkite is ridiculing Dan Rather, saying he should have retired a long time
ago.

No one, not even Chris Matthews, is defending the Italian communist who
claims American forces intentionally shot at her in Iraq. (But to be fair,
Keith Oberman has been on vacation this week.) She may have lost some
credibility when she backed her claim that Americans were targeting her by
quoting her kidnappers. She said her kidnappers had warned her to stay away
from the Americans because they would only hurt her. And then my rapist
said, "Whatever you do, don't cry out for the police! They won't help you!"

Consider that less than 20 years ago, ABC's Peter Jennings and CBS' Mike
Wallace announced at an "Ethics in America" panel that they would not
intervene to prevent the slaughter of American troops while on duty as
journalists – especially during sweeps. As Wallace said: "You don't have a
higher duty. No. No. You're a reporter!" It almost makes you wonder if U.S.
troops have ever targeted American journalists in the field during wartime.
Maybe Eason Jordan would know something about that.

Now liberal journalists are pretending to support the troops. They hardly
ever call them "baby killers" anymore, at least to their faces.

Democrats are even pretending to believe in God – you know, as they
understand Her.

The only people liberals can find to put up a fight these days are
ex-Klanners and other assorted nuts.

There's former KKK "Kleagle" and Democratic Sen. Bob Byrd, who compared the
Republicans to Hitler last week. Byrd having been a charter member of a
fascist organization himself, no one was sure if this was intended as a
critique or a compliment.

Aspiring first lady Teresa Heinz claims the election was stolen through the
machinations of a vast conspiracy involving Republican polling machine
manufacturers. We eagerly await a Michael Moore documentary to flesh out the
details. It's only a matter of time before Heinz announces that anti-Bush
insurgents control most of the Red States, and that the sooner the U.S.
pulls out of those quagmires, the better.

Howard Dean – chairman of the party that supports murder, adultery, lying
about adultery, coveting other people's money, stealing other people's
money, mass-producing human embryos for spare parts like an automotive chop
shop and banning God – has called the Republican Party "evil." One Democrat
in the audience, a preschool teacher no less, complained that Dean was
soft-pedaling his message.

Teddy Kennedy's big new idea is to wheel out his 18th proposal to raise the
minimum wage. He's been doing this since wages were paid in Spanish
doubloons (which coincidentally are now mostly found underwater). Kennedy
refuses to countenance any risky schemes like trying to grow the economy so
people making minimum wage get raises because they've been promoted.
Kennedy's going down and he's taking the party with him! (Recognize the
pattern?)

I keep expecting the real Democrats to appear and drag these nuts out of the
room, saying, Oh sorry, he's escaped again – don't worry, he does this all
the time, and then Howard Dean will stand up and have no pants on.

So now, the entire country is ignoring liberals. I'm the canary in the coal
mine. Twenty-six congressmen have signed a letter denouncing me for a column
I wrote two weeks ago; for the past two weeks, I've been attacked on MSNBC
and CNN, in the Detroit Free-Press and on every known liberal blog and radio
show. (I especially want to thank Pacifica Radio in this regard.) I
personally have shouted their complaints from the rooftops. Liberals had
fallen into my trap!

But there was no point in responding because no one had heard about the
liberal denunciations in the first place. It was like explaining a joke: OK,
and then they said, "Call me a cab," and then I said, "You're a cab! Are you
following this? ... Sorry, let me start over again."

This is like beating Dennis Kucinich in an untelevised presidential debate.
That and $8.50 will get you a cup of coffee at Starbuck's. I'm tired of
helping liberals publicize their attacks on me. Liberals are going to have
to do better than that if they want a response from me.

It's not just that we're a divided nation, with liberals watching only CNN
and conservatives watching only Fox News. I'm pretty sure liberals are aware
of me, and I haven't appeared on CNN for months. It's liberals the country
is ignoring. No one knows or cares what they're carrying on about in their
media outlets. Liberals can't get arrested. They're even letting Martin
Sheen off with a warning now.

I hate to sound selfish at such a great moment for the country, but this is
nothing short of calamitous for completely innocent right-wing polemicists.
Liberals are too pathetic to write about. I have nothing to do; my life is
over. Where have all the flowers gone?

I'm confident they'll stage a comeback someday. In lieu of common sense,
liberals have boundless energy. But I'm getting bored waiting. In the
interest of good sportsmanship, I have some proposals for liberals. I think
Democrats might want to drop the contract all Democrats apparently have to
sign pledging to pretend to believe insane things. Also, if you could just
get the base of your party to not participate anymore and maybe be a little
less crazy, people might listen to you. Barring that, you're just going to
have to scream a little louder.

On Thu, 10 Mar 2005 02:15:21 GMT, "Bob Crantz"
wrote this crap:

From Conserva-Babe Ann Coulter:


I personally worship Ann Coulter. And that's high praise coming from
someone with my T-shirt.






Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

On Thu, 10 Mar 2005 02:15:21 GMT, "Bob Crantz"
wrote this crap:

From Conserva-Babe Ann Coulter:

Teddy Kennedy's big new idea is to wheel out his 18th proposal to raise the
minimum wage. He's been doing this since wages were paid in Spanish
doubloons (which coincidentally are now mostly found underwater). Kennedy
refuses to countenance any risky schemes like trying to grow the economy so
people making minimum wage get raises because they've been promoted.
Kennedy's going down and he's taking the party with him! (Recognize the
pattern?)


Kennedy's going down? Didn't that already happen? Oh, wait... he
swam away.

Maybe he should pass laws requiring everyone to take swimming lessons?





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!