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Bob Crantz
 
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Default The good Lord acts again! Amen! And again!!

The good Lord has acted again to spare us of the demons!

Amen!

He placeth Capt Neal upon this group, and lo, the sulphurous demonic
Bobsprit has been squelched!

Praise the Lord! God bless America and God bless Neal!

If we pray hard enough the Ganz demon will crawl back into the sulphurous
hole he crawled out of.

Amen!

Abstinance education does work! Praise and bless President Bush for his
wisdom! The word of Almighty God falls upon his ear regularly! He has even
declared it himself! Praise him! Teen pregnancies are at an all time low!
Amen! The rise of evangelical teachings in the government run schools has
born fruit! AMEN!! We need more good Christian government schools to teach
morality. The liberal run schools teach depravity. The liberals will spend
eternity in the fires of the underworld!

AMEN!!

Bob Crantz

Read your Bible!


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In article . net,
Bob Crantz wrote:
The good Lord has acted again to spare us of the demons!


What a fool. The art of the devil is to convince us that he doesn't
exist.


--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."

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"Anyone who responds to him, especially by
reproducing his crap, is bozo. "


Bozo is indeed a demon! Amen!

Pray and be saved, saved from yourself! Take leave of your sulphurous
stench, cleanse thy soul and above all, be Republican!

Vote for the party of Jesus!

Amen!

Bob Crantz


"You know, I don't mind your ****ing bull****... well, I do, but it's
really foolish to respond to posts like this. This idiot certainly
doesn't sail, and he is just as certainly mentally retarded. He pops
up from time to time, spouts his crap and then disappears back into
the hole he came from. Anyone who responds to him, especially by
reproducing his crap, is bozo. "

--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."

Anyone who responds to him, especially by
reproducing his crap, is bozo. "


Anyone who responds to him, especially by
reproducing his crap, is bozo. "


Anyone who responds to him, especially by
reproducing his crap, is bozo. "


Anyone who responds to him, especially by
reproducing his crap, is bozo. "


"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
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In article . net,
Bob Crantz wrote:
The good Lord has acted again to spare us of the demons!


What a fool. The art of the devil is to convince us that he doesn't
exist.


--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."



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If we pray hard enough the Ganz demon will crawl back into the sulphurous
hole he crawled out of.


I have it on good authority that Mr. Ganz, rather Father Ganz, is a Jesuit
priest. Indeed his rhetoric at times would seem Godless and heathen, but I
believe he is, in his own way, drawing out the evil ones in our society in
order to seduce the mélange of satanic corruption and carnal lasciviousness
from them. He is a healer, and an ally of yours. Soon the sinners of ASA
will walk in his brilliant aura, free of the miasma of moral degradation.
You should speak of him more kindly.

Max


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"Bob Crantz" wrote

Abstinance education does work! ... Teen pregnancies are at an all time

low!

A fine example of Jesus logic. We had abstinance education in the 1950s but
even the mention of birth control was a felony. The teen pregnancy rate was
so high that despite back alley coathanger abortions and bulging unwed
mothers homes two thirds of brides came pregnant to the alter. We still
have abstinance education but now we also have effective and well advertised
birth control and the teen pregnency rate is at an all time low. Duh-oh,
must be the abstinance .....




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"Vito" wrote in message
...
"Bob Crantz" wrote

Abstinance education does work! ... Teen pregnancies are at an all

time
low!

A fine example of Jesus logic. We had abstinance education in the

1950s but
even the mention of birth control was a felony. The teen pregnancy

rate was
so high that despite back alley coathanger abortions and bulging

unwed
mothers homes two thirds of brides came pregnant to the alter. We

still
have abstinance education but now we also have effective and well

advertised
birth control and the teen pregnency rate is at an all time low.

Duh-oh,
must be the abstinance .....



AIDS has scared the **** out of a lot of teens.

SV



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In article et,
Maxprop wrote:

"Bob Crantz" wrote in message

If we pray hard enough the Ganz demon will crawl back into the sulphurous
hole he crawled out of.


I want to confess that I'm really a homosexual. I know I've said I
have a wife and offspring, but that doesn't preclude me being gay.
In my own way, I'm drawing out the evil ones in our society in
order to seduce the mélange of satanic corruption and carnal lasciviousness.

Max




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Scott Vernon wrote:


AIDS has scared the **** out of a lot of teens.

SV


You should know! Stop trying to have sex with the young boys.



--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."

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"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message

In article et,
Maxprop wrote:

"Bob Crantz" wrote in message

If we pray hard enough the Ganz demon will crawl back into the

sulphurous
hole he crawled out of.


I want to confess that I'm really a homosexual. I know I've said I
have a wife and offspring, but that doesn't preclude me being gay.
In my own way, I'm drawing out the evil ones in our society in
order to seduce the mélange of satanic corruption and carnal

lasciviousness.

While I fully understand how my saying such things would excite you, Jonny,
you'll just have to stick with your Bay Area gays. I'm not available.

Max


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While I fully understand how my saying such things would excite gay men, I
guess I'll just have to
stick with my gay friends, since I don't have enough money to come to the
bay area.

Max




 
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