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The good Lord acts again! Amen! And again!!
The good Lord has acted again to spare us of the demons!
Amen! He placeth Capt Neal upon this group, and lo, the sulphurous demonic Bobsprit has been squelched! Praise the Lord! God bless America and God bless Neal! If we pray hard enough the Ganz demon will crawl back into the sulphurous hole he crawled out of. Amen! Abstinance education does work! Praise and bless President Bush for his wisdom! The word of Almighty God falls upon his ear regularly! He has even declared it himself! Praise him! Teen pregnancies are at an all time low! Amen! The rise of evangelical teachings in the government run schools has born fruit! AMEN!! We need more good Christian government schools to teach morality. The liberal run schools teach depravity. The liberals will spend eternity in the fires of the underworld! AMEN!! Bob Crantz Read your Bible! |
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In article . net,
Bob Crantz wrote: The good Lord has acted again to spare us of the demons! What a fool. The art of the devil is to convince us that he doesn't exist. -- Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m) http://www.sailnow.com "If there's no wind, row." |
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"Anyone who responds to him, especially by
reproducing his crap, is bozo. " Bozo is indeed a demon! Amen! Pray and be saved, saved from yourself! Take leave of your sulphurous stench, cleanse thy soul and above all, be Republican! Vote for the party of Jesus! Amen! Bob Crantz "You know, I don't mind your ****ing bull****... well, I do, but it's really foolish to respond to posts like this. This idiot certainly doesn't sail, and he is just as certainly mentally retarded. He pops up from time to time, spouts his crap and then disappears back into the hole he came from. Anyone who responds to him, especially by reproducing his crap, is bozo. " -- Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m) http://www.sailnow.com "If there's no wind, row." Anyone who responds to him, especially by reproducing his crap, is bozo. " Anyone who responds to him, especially by reproducing his crap, is bozo. " Anyone who responds to him, especially by reproducing his crap, is bozo. " Anyone who responds to him, especially by reproducing his crap, is bozo. " "Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message ... In article . net, Bob Crantz wrote: The good Lord has acted again to spare us of the demons! What a fool. The art of the devil is to convince us that he doesn't exist. -- Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m) http://www.sailnow.com "If there's no wind, row." |
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"Bob Crantz" wrote in message If we pray hard enough the Ganz demon will crawl back into the sulphurous hole he crawled out of. I have it on good authority that Mr. Ganz, rather Father Ganz, is a Jesuit priest. Indeed his rhetoric at times would seem Godless and heathen, but I believe he is, in his own way, drawing out the evil ones in our society in order to seduce the mélange of satanic corruption and carnal lasciviousness from them. He is a healer, and an ally of yours. Soon the sinners of ASA will walk in his brilliant aura, free of the miasma of moral degradation. You should speak of him more kindly. Max |
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"Bob Crantz" wrote
Abstinance education does work! ... Teen pregnancies are at an all time low! A fine example of Jesus logic. We had abstinance education in the 1950s but even the mention of birth control was a felony. The teen pregnancy rate was so high that despite back alley coathanger abortions and bulging unwed mothers homes two thirds of brides came pregnant to the alter. We still have abstinance education but now we also have effective and well advertised birth control and the teen pregnency rate is at an all time low. Duh-oh, must be the abstinance ..... |
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"Vito" wrote in message ... "Bob Crantz" wrote Abstinance education does work! ... Teen pregnancies are at an all time low! A fine example of Jesus logic. We had abstinance education in the 1950s but even the mention of birth control was a felony. The teen pregnancy rate was so high that despite back alley coathanger abortions and bulging unwed mothers homes two thirds of brides came pregnant to the alter. We still have abstinance education but now we also have effective and well advertised birth control and the teen pregnency rate is at an all time low. Duh-oh, must be the abstinance ..... AIDS has scared the **** out of a lot of teens. SV |
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In article et,
Maxprop wrote: "Bob Crantz" wrote in message If we pray hard enough the Ganz demon will crawl back into the sulphurous hole he crawled out of. I want to confess that I'm really a homosexual. I know I've said I have a wife and offspring, but that doesn't preclude me being gay. In my own way, I'm drawing out the evil ones in our society in order to seduce the mélange of satanic corruption and carnal lasciviousness. Max -- Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m) http://www.sailnow.com "If there's no wind, row." |
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In article ,
Scott Vernon wrote: AIDS has scared the **** out of a lot of teens. SV You should know! Stop trying to have sex with the young boys. -- Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m) http://www.sailnow.com "If there's no wind, row." |
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"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message In article et, Maxprop wrote: "Bob Crantz" wrote in message If we pray hard enough the Ganz demon will crawl back into the sulphurous hole he crawled out of. I want to confess that I'm really a homosexual. I know I've said I have a wife and offspring, but that doesn't preclude me being gay. In my own way, I'm drawing out the evil ones in our society in order to seduce the mélange of satanic corruption and carnal lasciviousness. While I fully understand how my saying such things would excite you, Jonny, you'll just have to stick with your Bay Area gays. I'm not available. Max |
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"Maxprop" wrote in message
ink.net... While I fully understand how my saying such things would excite gay men, I guess I'll just have to stick with my gay friends, since I don't have enough money to come to the bay area. Max |