"Joe" wrote in message oups.com...
Oh... and the Hercules need 36 inches of ice to land fully loaded.

Joe


Q: What's the second most stupid thing to discuss after icebergs on a sailing newsgroup?

A: Sailboats made from steel that are so heavy they are only good as icebreakers up where
icebergs live which is where no sane sailor goes in the first place. If you don't live south
of latitude 25N, you don't live, and that's the truth.

CN

Q. How many ice cubes should one put in a 18 oz. glass of rum & coke?

Scotty


"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...

"Joe" wrote in message
oups.com...
Oh... and the Hercules need 36 inches of ice to land fully loaded.

Joe


Q: What's the second most stupid thing to discuss after icebergs on
a sailing newsgroup?

A: Sailboats made from steel that are so heavy they are only good as
icebreakers up where
icebergs live which is where no sane sailor goes in the first place.
If you don't live south
of latitude 25N, you don't live, and that's the truth.

CN

Real sailors don't need no stinkin' sissy ice cubes with their rum. That's
for girly boys such as Gaynzy and his hoe, BB the sissy pretend sailor.

Tepid rum mixed half and half with water is a real day sailor's drink.

Hot coffee, black - mixed half and half with rum is a midnight-watch sailor's drink.

Straight rum drunk by the bottle is a bulk carrier captain's drink. (Hazelwood).


CN


"Scott Vernon" wrote in message ...
Q. How many ice cubes should one put in a 18 oz. glass of rum & coke?

Scotty


"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...

"Joe" wrote in message
oups.com...
Oh... and the Hercules need 36 inches of ice to land fully loaded.

Joe


Q: What's the second most stupid thing to discuss after icebergs on
a sailing newsgroup?

A: Sailboats made from steel that are so heavy they are only good as
icebreakers up where
icebergs live which is where no sane sailor goes in the first place.
If you don't live south
of latitude 25N, you don't live, and that's the truth.

CN

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...

Real sailors don't need no stinkin' sissy ice cubes with their rum. That's
for girly boys such as Gaynzy and his hoe, BB the sissy pretend sailor.

No Florida swamp sailor tells me how to take my drink....


Tepid rum mixed half and half with water is a real day sailor's drink.

Hogwash... it's a watered down rum for frail constitutions.


Hot coffee, black - mixed half and half with rum is a midnight-watch
sailor's drink.

Better... but I use overproof and mix it 1/3 to 2/3 .


Straight rum drunk by the bottle is a bulk carrier captain's drink.
(Hazelwood).

It's a man's drink... and Hazelwood was a scapegoat!

CM

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message news:H0PVd.57$i6.5@edtnps90...
Tepid rum mixed half and half with water is a real day sailor's drink.

Hogwash... it's a watered down rum for frail constitutions.


Perhaps you are right because you live way up north where it's cold most of the
time and one needs plenty of strong rum for anti-freeze. But, here in the tropics,
one needs to dilute the anti-freeze a little as it is used more as a boiling point
elevator rather than a freezing point depressor.

Get it?

CN

You and Neal are even more perfect for each other than you and Scotti Potti.
You guys are a stupid foul mouthed mental midget and a pathetic wannabe who
can't find a woman.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:H0PVd.57$i6.5@edtnps90...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...

Real sailors don't need no stinkin' sissy ice cubes with their rum.
That's
for girly boys such as Gaynzy and his hoe, BB the sissy pretend sailor.

No Florida swamp sailor tells me how to take my drink....


Tepid rum mixed half and half with water is a real day sailor's drink.

Hogwash... it's a watered down rum for frail constitutions.


Hot coffee, black - mixed half and half with rum is a midnight-watch
sailor's drink.

Better... but I use overproof and mix it 1/3 to 2/3 .


Straight rum drunk by the bottle is a bulk carrier captain's drink.
(Hazelwood).

It's a man's drink... and Hazelwood was a scapegoat!

CM

Both of us???

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa


Gaylord Ganz!!!

Bwahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa....

CM
"JG" wrote in message
...
You and Neal are even more perfect for each other than you and Scotti
Potti. You guys are a stupid foul mouthed mental midget and a pathetic
wannabe who can't find a woman.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:H0PVd.57$i6.5@edtnps90...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...

Real sailors don't need no stinkin' sissy ice cubes with their rum.
That's
for girly boys such as Gaynzy and his hoe, BB the sissy pretend sailor.

No Florida swamp sailor tells me how to take my drink....


Tepid rum mixed half and half with water is a real day sailor's drink.

Hogwash... it's a watered down rum for frail constitutions.


Hot coffee, black - mixed half and half with rum is a midnight-watch
sailor's drink.

Better... but I use overproof and mix it 1/3 to 2/3 .


Straight rum drunk by the bottle is a bulk carrier captain's drink.
(Hazelwood).

It's a man's drink... and Hazelwood was a scapegoat!

CM

Yes. Both of you. Which one are you... the mental midget or the pathetic
wannabe? I know it's a tough choice. Take your time..... bwahahahahaaaaaaa

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
newsKQVd.77$i6.16@edtnps90...
Both of us???

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa


Gaylord Ganz!!!

Bwahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa....

CM
"JG" wrote in message
...
You and Neal are even more perfect for each other than you and Scotti
Potti. You guys are a stupid foul mouthed mental midget and a pathetic
wannabe who can't find a woman.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:H0PVd.57$i6.5@edtnps90...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...

Real sailors don't need no stinkin' sissy ice cubes with their rum.
That's
for girly boys such as Gaynzy and his hoe, BB the sissy pretend sailor.

No Florida swamp sailor tells me how to take my drink....


Tepid rum mixed half and half with water is a real day sailor's drink.

Hogwash... it's a watered down rum for frail constitutions.


Hot coffee, black - mixed half and half with rum is a midnight-watch
sailor's drink.

Better... but I use overproof and mix it 1/3 to 2/3 .


Straight rum drunk by the bottle is a bulk carrier captain's drink.
(Hazelwood).

It's a man's drink... and Hazelwood was a scapegoat!

CM

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...

Real sailors don't need no stinkin' sissy ice cubes with their rum.
That's
for girly boys such as Gaynzy and his hoe, BB the sissy pretend
sailor.

Tepid rum mixed half and half with water is a real day sailor's
drink.


Tepid? Day sailor?? Oh my!


Hot coffee, black - mixed half and half with rum is a
midnight-watch sailor's drink.

Add some mollasses.

Scotti Potti needs even more sugar. He's not yet reached his target weight
of 400 pounds.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...

Real sailors don't need no stinkin' sissy ice cubes with their rum.
That's
for girly boys such as Gaynzy and his hoe, BB the sissy pretend
sailor.

Tepid rum mixed half and half with water is a real day sailor's
drink.


Tepid? Day sailor?? Oh my!


Hot coffee, black - mixed half and half with rum is a
midnight-watch sailor's drink.

Add some mollasses.