"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
Bwahahahhahhhahhahahhahahahah!

Only wimps and girly men get the flu.

Real men don't get the flu because they maintain a blood
alcohol level well in excess of .10% which level is proven
to inhibit the reproduction of flu virus.

First off.... it's a known fact that men from Florida can't handle hard
liquor.

Real men who have kids which bring home every epidemic in the school system
and infest the entire family.... get the flu on occasion. If you live in
relative isolation from the public you are far less likely to become
susceptible to viruses. Viruses do not consider a good constitution as
impediment to infection..... but I've recovered in 2 days as opposed to the
average 5 days.

It's just the flu... and now I have my immune system updated to the latest
version.

CM