"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
Bwahahahhahhhahhahahhahahahah!

Only wimps and girly men get the flu.

Real men don't get the flu because they maintain a blood
alcohol level well in excess of .10% which level is proven
to inhibit the reproduction of flu virus.

First off.... it's a known fact that men from Florida can't handle hard
liquor.

Real men who have kids which bring home every epidemic in the school system
and infest the entire family.... get the flu on occasion. If you live in
relative isolation from the public you are far less likely to become
susceptible to viruses. Viruses do not consider a good constitution as
impediment to infection..... but I've recovered in 2 days as opposed to the
average 5 days.

It's just the flu... and now I have my immune system updated to the latest
version.

CM

"Capt. Mooron" wrote

Real men who have kids which bring home every epidemic in the school
system

and teachers.

SV

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote

Real men who have kids which bring home every epidemic in the school
system

and teachers.

Yeah Man.... every time a new Asian epidemic hits... it's like the whole
family comes down with it. This latest one is called the California Flu....
It doesn't help that my nieces and nephews all come to my place after school
to see their grandparents. I had to bribe my youngest niece with a $600, 12
volt ride on Quad to get her flu shot. She hates needles like I do!!

CM

Bwahahahaa... California Flu? What a wimp! Next you're going to tell me
you're afraid of BIRD flu.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:75nWd.14300$fc4.5513@edtnps89...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote

Real men who have kids which bring home every epidemic in the school
system

and teachers.

Yeah Man.... every time a new Asian epidemic hits... it's like the whole
family comes down with it. This latest one is called the California
Flu.... It doesn't help that my nieces and nephews all come to my place
after school to see their grandparents. I had to bribe my youngest niece
with a $600, 12 volt ride on Quad to get her flu shot. She hates needles
like I do!!

CM

What are you on about Ganzy??

I had the flu..... I found out they called it the California Flu. I'm fine
today. What's the big deal??
You don't really believe the virus originated in California do you??
....and Gaynzy... I wasn't tellin' you anything. It was a reply to Katysails!

Bird Flu???? Bwahahahahahahahaaaaaa.....

CM




"JG" wrote in message
...
Bwahahahaa... California Flu? What a wimp! Next you're going to tell me
you're afraid of BIRD flu.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:75nWd.14300$fc4.5513@edtnps89...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote

Real men who have kids which bring home every epidemic in the school
system

and teachers.

Yeah Man.... every time a new Asian epidemic hits... it's like the whole
family comes down with it. This latest one is called the California
Flu.... It doesn't help that my nieces and nephews all come to my place
after school to see their grandparents. I had to bribe my youngest niece
with a $600, 12 volt ride on Quad to get her flu shot. She hates needles
like I do!!

CM

You came down with the California Flu.... now that's funny. Did you run out
and buy a high tech toy you didn't need? Next up, Mooron kisses a chicken
and catches the Bird Flu.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:zRnWd.14674$fc4.3165@edtnps89...
What are you on about Ganzy??

I had the flu..... I found out they called it the California Flu. I'm
fine today. What's the big deal??
You don't really believe the virus originated in California do you??
...and Gaynzy... I wasn't tellin' you anything. It was a reply to
Katysails!

Bird Flu???? Bwahahahahahahahaaaaaa.....

CM




"JG" wrote in message
...
Bwahahahaa... California Flu? What a wimp! Next you're going to tell me
you're afraid of BIRD flu.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:75nWd.14300$fc4.5513@edtnps89...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote

Real men who have kids which bring home every epidemic in the school
system

and teachers.

Yeah Man.... every time a new Asian epidemic hits... it's like the whole
family comes down with it. This latest one is called the California
Flu.... It doesn't help that my nieces and nephews all come to my place
after school to see their grandparents. I had to bribe my youngest niece
with a $600, 12 volt ride on Quad to get her flu shot. She hates needles
like I do!!

CM

"JG" wrote in message
...
You came down with the California Flu.... now that's funny. Did you run
out and buy a high tech toy you didn't need? Next up, Mooron kisses a
chicken and catches the Bird Flu.

Yes Gaynzy.... I have no doubt that due to your AIDS... you would be rather
nervous about a simple virus. Don't fret about me..... all my chickens are
hand tamed... they are like pets. It's much too cold up here to entertain
the bird influenza spreading. The Nile virus can't even make a decent show.
.... I'm thinking of buying a parrot this week.

CM

On Sat, 5 Mar 2005 11:04:47 -0800, "JG" wrote
this crap:

Bwahahahaa... California Flu? What a wimp! Next you're going to tell me
you're afraid of BIRD flu.


You misspelled "blew" Jon-boy. We know you're gaying up all the
posts.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

He just made that trip to K-Mart for his new laptop battery so he should be
coming down with it any mo,mnet now...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
Bwahahahhahhhahhahahhahahahah!

Only wimps and girly men get the flu.

Real men don't get the flu because they maintain a blood
alcohol level well in excess of .10% which level is proven
to inhibit the reproduction of flu virus.

First off.... it's a known fact that men from Florida can't handle hard
liquor.

Real men who have kids which bring home every epidemic in the school
system and infest the entire family.... get the flu on occasion. If you
live in relative isolation from the public you are far less likely to
become susceptible to viruses. Viruses do not consider a good constitution
as impediment to infection..... but I've recovered in 2 days as opposed to
the average 5 days.

It's just the flu... and now I have my immune system updated to the
latest version.

CM