"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message

Too bad Mooron is too chicken to take this fine woman for a sail. . . Too
bad his
vessel is sad and icebound. Too bad he doesn't remain sober long enough to
sail even when the ice has melted.

Yes Indeed..... such a small vessel would be tested by conditions that only
begin to feel invigorating on a real vessel like Overproof!
Did you cook and coddle the crew?

CM