"katysails" wrote in message

What you need to do is convert the "jello cup" and "slider" crowd...man,
some of that stuff they concoct is really disgusting...

No kidding. I probably ****ed several of them off this summer, when they
offered me some gorilla shots. I declined. They persisted. I politely
declined again. They persisted. This went back and forth until I finally
just walked away.

Next day, Roni asks if they made me angry. I said no, but I just don't like
those sticky-sweet shooters. Told her I'd be happy to drink straight shots
of any of a number of liquors, but not those prissy candy-flavored things.
I'm hoping that put the issue to bed, but something tells me there will be a
repeat of the same exchange this summer.

Max

"Maxprop" wrote in message

I'm hoping that put the issue to bed, but something tells me there will be
a repeat of the same exchange this summer.

Here's what the Pros do..... next time you are offered a shooter of Yuppie
sweet crap... whip out a bottle of Lambs Navy Overproof and tell'em to try
your brand... then offer to play 21 for shooters of Rum neat.... that'll
chill their jets in a hurry!

BTW - Ouzo, sliced lemon and the best ground coffee. Dip the lemon into the
ground coffee, take a swig of Ouzo and bite down on the lemon. Excellent!

CM


CM

On Mon, 21 Feb 2005 04:41:27 GMT, "Capt. Mooron"
wrote this crap:

BTW - Ouzo, sliced lemon and the best ground coffee. Dip the lemon into the
ground coffee, take a swig of Ouzo and bite down on the lemon. Excellent!


What's the point of the lemon and coffee?





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 21 Feb 2005 04:41:27 GMT, "Capt. Mooron"
wrote this crap:

BTW - Ouzo, sliced lemon and the best ground coffee. Dip the lemon into
the
ground coffee, take a swig of Ouzo and bite down on the lemon. Excellent!


What's the point of the lemon and coffee?

It's to keep you awake and bitter...... you won't need to bother with them
obviously.

CM

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message

"Maxprop" wrote in message

I'm hoping that put the issue to bed, but something tells me there will
be a repeat of the same exchange this summer.

Here's what the Pros do..... next time you are offered a shooter of
Yuppie sweet crap... whip out a bottle of Lambs Navy Overproof and tell'em
to try your brand... then offer to play *21 for shooters of Rum neat*....
that'll chill their jets in a hurry!

Whazzat? "21 for shooters of rum neat" is a term I've not seen before. I
know what rum neat means, but not the first part. And I like the concept.
If I can only find some Lambs around here . . .


BTW - Ouzo, sliced lemon and the best ground coffee. Dip the lemon into
the ground coffee, take a swig of Ouzo and bite down on the lemon.
Excellent!

That sounds worth a try at least once.

Here's one for you: Slivovitz, straight shots, no chaser. It'll put hair
on your throat, if'n ya don't die first.

Max

"Maxprop" wrote in message

Whazzat? "21 for shooters of rum neat" is a term I've not seen before. I
know what rum neat means, but not the first part. And I like the concept.
If I can only find some Lambs around here . . .

Poker game..... we call it "21"! Dealer gives every player a card face
up, then another card face down.... decide if you want another card face
down or hold....closest to 21 wins...you play against the dealer one full
round. Loser drinks!

Here's one for you: Slivovitz, straight shots, no chaser. It'll put hair
on your throat, if'n ya don't die first.

Plum Brandy..... ??? Look Max I drink overproof regularly... straight rum
is like pop by comparison. If you had recommended Absinth I would have been
impressed.

CM

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message

"Maxprop" wrote in message

Whazzat? "21 for shooters of rum neat" is a term I've not seen before.
I know what rum neat means, but not the first part. And I like the
concept. If I can only find some Lambs around here . . .

Poker game..... we call it "21"! Dealer gives every player a card face
up, then another card face down.... decide if you want another card face
down or hold....closest to 21 wins...you play against the dealer one full
round. Loser drinks!

I figured that out as soon as I sent that last post. We call it Blackjack.


Here's one for you: Slivovitz, straight shots, no chaser. It'll put
hair on your throat, if'n ya don't die first.


Plum Brandy..... ??? Look Max I drink overproof regularly... straight
rum is like pop by comparison. If you had recommended Absinth I would have
been impressed.

Never had Slivovitz, have ya. Don't pay any attention to what it is, rather
try some. Hint: there's no plum taste whatever, there is a distinct flavor
of turpentine, and it burns the esophagus like glacial acetic acid. It is
considered the same sort of nasty liquor as Aqavit, Absinth, and a few
others I can't recall the name of currently.

Max

Yep...they never quit....I somehow can't imagine Roni going head to head
with you doing straight shots, though...

"Maxprop" wrote in message
nk.net...

"katysails" wrote in message

What you need to do is convert the "jello cup" and "slider" crowd...man,
some of that stuff they concoct is really disgusting...

No kidding. I probably ****ed several of them off this summer, when they
offered me some gorilla shots. I declined. They persisted. I politely
declined again. They persisted. This went back and forth until I finally
just walked away.

Next day, Roni asks if they made me angry. I said no, but I just don't
like those sticky-sweet shooters. Told her I'd be happy to drink straight
shots of any of a number of liquors, but not those prissy candy-flavored
things. I'm hoping that put the issue to bed, but something tells me there
will be a repeat of the same exchange this summer.

Max

"katysails" wrote in message

Yep...they never quit....I somehow can't imagine Roni going head to head
with you doing straight shots, though...

Roni won't actually drink much. She is, OTOH, the dock diplomat, either
brandishing a rapier tongue at those deserving of her scorn, or soothing the
ruffled feathers of those she likes. I could tell you so many stories of
that same evening. . . .

Max

"Maxprop" wrote in message
Roni won't actually drink much. She is, OTOH, the dock diplomat, either
brandishing a rapier tongue at those deserving of her scorn, or soothing
the ruffled feathers of those she likes. I could tell you so many stories
of that same evening. . . .

Max... you are in dire straights. You have allowed the women on your dock
to not only appear to have opinions... but [gasp] to actually voice an
opinion!!???

Here are some remedial steps to take:

1- Maintain an air of dominance... females adore strenght despite their
protests
2- Never look a woman in the eyes... always stare directly at her breasts or
ass.
3- Keep vocal communications to basics.... food, drink or sex requests
only!
3- Handle females firmly but gently.... the must never assume anything is
their idea.

These guidelines will assist you in becoming the 'Cock of the Dock" in short
order and the ladies will feel much happier knowing their place. Good Luck!

CM