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Capt. Mooron February 23rd 05 12:38 PM


"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...

If only you had as much skill handling a sailboat as you claim you have
handling
women, you would be a force to be reckoned with. As it stands now,
however,
your part-time sailing is indicative of a man who was defeated by sailing
so
he drowns his sorry with strong booze, takes his frustrations out on the
weaker gender and substitutes control of weak and unworthy females for a
more manly chore such as piloting a stout, blue water yacht off-soundings
well away from the surly shackles of a mean, shoreside existence where
talk of 'cocks of the docks' is really quite a pathetic, transparent means
of rationalizing defeat on the high seas.


What totally meaningless drivel resulting from a liberal tendency to
assumption. I have lived aboard my vessel for 9 years prior to my
responsibilities to my parents. I put it to you sir... that a man who does
not rise to meet his responsibilities to family... is no man at all. I may
be land bound for the moment, but it is shoreside of the Atlantic tending to
my duties..... and that sir is honourable!

May I point out that a passion cannot defeat you anymore than a duty demean
you. I built my first raft at 8 years old and put to sea.... only to be
uncerimoniously "rescued" by some misguided fisherman when I was only 5
miles from land. I have commercially fished the North Atlantic when neither
weather nor seastate was entertained as an issue in regards to tending the
nets and traps. I bought my first 30 ft vessel when I was 17 years old! I
have sailed in more Oceans and Seas than your self imposed limitations have
allowed you do undertake.


Face it, sir, you eschew a meaningful challenge, live where you cannot
face the
manly offerings of the sea most of the year and then brag about
controlling the opposite gender as if doing so warranted a merit badge.
Some merit badge when all it takes to control any uppity female is to make
her walk the plank at the point
of a sword. Mere child's play.


Balderdash..... I live on the very edge of the North Atlantic and face the
offerings of the sea on a daily basis. I do not however bask at mooring in a
shallow polluted backwater, protected from the ocean, in a small coastal
sailer and pretend to be a "Global Sailor".
In regards to females..... well.... you've had one date in 5 years
compared to my 50 dates in one year. I do believe I'll option to ignore the
advise of someone who succeeds at failure.

Capt. Mooron
S.V. Overproof!






Capt. Mooron February 23rd 05 08:41 PM

Here's Gaynz's favourite phrase...

"Bend over Jon... I'll Drive!!"

CM

"JG" wrote in message
...
Neal should take care... when Mooron says "put it to," he isn't talking
about a normal conversation.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:bP_Sd.26488$NN.25252@edtnps89...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...

If only you had as much skill handling a sailboat as you claim you have
handling
women, you would be a force to be reckoned with. As it stands now,
however,
your part-time sailing is indicative of a man who was defeated by
sailing so
he drowns his sorry with strong booze, takes his frustrations out on the
weaker gender and substitutes control of weak and unworthy females for a
more manly chore such as piloting a stout, blue water yacht
off-soundings well away from the surly shackles of a mean, shoreside
existence where talk of 'cocks of the docks' is really quite a pathetic,
transparent means of rationalizing defeat on the high seas.


What totally meaningless drivel resulting from a liberal tendency to
assumption. I have lived aboard my vessel for 9 years prior to my
responsibilities to my parents. I put it to you sir... that a man who
does not rise to meet his responsibilities to family... is no man at all.
I may be land bound for the moment, but it is shoreside of the Atlantic
tending to my duties..... and that sir is honourable!

May I point out that a passion cannot defeat you anymore than a duty
demean you. I built my first raft at 8 years old and put to sea.... only
to be uncerimoniously "rescued" by some misguided fisherman when I was
only 5 miles from land. I have commercially fished the North Atlantic
when neither weather nor seastate was entertained as an issue in regards
to tending the nets and traps. I bought my first 30 ft vessel when I was
17 years old! I have sailed in more Oceans and Seas than your self
imposed limitations have allowed you do undertake.


Face it, sir, you eschew a meaningful challenge, live where you cannot
face the
manly offerings of the sea most of the year and then brag about
controlling the opposite gender as if doing so warranted a merit badge.
Some merit badge when all it takes to control any uppity female is to
make her walk the plank at the point
of a sword. Mere child's play.


Balderdash..... I live on the very edge of the North Atlantic and face
the offerings of the sea on a daily basis. I do not however bask at
mooring in a shallow polluted backwater, protected from the ocean, in a
small coastal sailer and pretend to be a "Global Sailor".
In regards to females..... well.... you've had one date in 5 years
compared to my 50 dates in one year. I do believe I'll option to ignore
the advise of someone who succeeds at failure.

Capt. Mooron
S.V. Overproof!










JG February 23rd 05 08:55 PM

Keep yelling nasty names Mooron. You're looking pretty dopey and it's lots
of fun!

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:jU5Td.12426$9a3.7108@edtnps91...
Here's Gaynz's favourite phrase...

"Bend over Jon... I'll Drive!!"

CM

"JG" wrote in message
...
Neal should take care... when Mooron says "put it to," he isn't talking
about a normal conversation.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:bP_Sd.26488$NN.25252@edtnps89...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...

If only you had as much skill handling a sailboat as you claim you have
handling
women, you would be a force to be reckoned with. As it stands now,
however,
your part-time sailing is indicative of a man who was defeated by
sailing so
he drowns his sorry with strong booze, takes his frustrations out on
the weaker gender and substitutes control of weak and unworthy females
for a more manly chore such as piloting a stout, blue water yacht
off-soundings well away from the surly shackles of a mean, shoreside
existence where talk of 'cocks of the docks' is really quite a
pathetic, transparent means of rationalizing defeat on the high seas.

What totally meaningless drivel resulting from a liberal tendency to
assumption. I have lived aboard my vessel for 9 years prior to my
responsibilities to my parents. I put it to you sir... that a man who
does not rise to meet his responsibilities to family... is no man at
all. I may be land bound for the moment, but it is shoreside of the
Atlantic tending to my duties..... and that sir is honourable!

May I point out that a passion cannot defeat you anymore than a duty
demean you. I built my first raft at 8 years old and put to sea.... only
to be uncerimoniously "rescued" by some misguided fisherman when I was
only 5 miles from land. I have commercially fished the North Atlantic
when neither weather nor seastate was entertained as an issue in regards
to tending the nets and traps. I bought my first 30 ft vessel when I was
17 years old! I have sailed in more Oceans and Seas than your self
imposed limitations have allowed you do undertake.


Face it, sir, you eschew a meaningful challenge, live where you cannot
face the
manly offerings of the sea most of the year and then brag about
controlling the opposite gender as if doing so warranted a merit badge.
Some merit badge when all it takes to control any uppity female is to
make her walk the plank at the point
of a sword. Mere child's play.

Balderdash..... I live on the very edge of the North Atlantic and face
the offerings of the sea on a daily basis. I do not however bask at
mooring in a shallow polluted backwater, protected from the ocean, in a
small coastal sailer and pretend to be a "Global Sailor".
In regards to females..... well.... you've had one date in 5 years
compared to my 50 dates in one year. I do believe I'll option to ignore
the advise of someone who succeeds at failure.

Capt. Mooron
S.V. Overproof!












Capt. Mooron February 23rd 05 09:24 PM

Jon..you're such a HOMO!

CM

"JG" wrote in message
...
Keep yelling nasty names Mooron. You're looking pretty dopey and it's lots
of fun!

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:jU5Td.12426$9a3.7108@edtnps91...
Here's Gaynz's favourite phrase...

"Bend over Jon... I'll Drive!!"

CM

"JG" wrote in message
...
Neal should take care... when Mooron says "put it to," he isn't talking
about a normal conversation.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:bP_Sd.26488$NN.25252@edtnps89...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...

If only you had as much skill handling a sailboat as you claim you
have handling
women, you would be a force to be reckoned with. As it stands now,
however,
your part-time sailing is indicative of a man who was defeated by
sailing so
he drowns his sorry with strong booze, takes his frustrations out on
the weaker gender and substitutes control of weak and unworthy females
for a more manly chore such as piloting a stout, blue water yacht
off-soundings well away from the surly shackles of a mean, shoreside
existence where talk of 'cocks of the docks' is really quite a
pathetic, transparent means of rationalizing defeat on the high seas.

What totally meaningless drivel resulting from a liberal tendency to
assumption. I have lived aboard my vessel for 9 years prior to my
responsibilities to my parents. I put it to you sir... that a man who
does not rise to meet his responsibilities to family... is no man at
all. I may be land bound for the moment, but it is shoreside of the
Atlantic tending to my duties..... and that sir is honourable!

May I point out that a passion cannot defeat you anymore than a duty
demean you. I built my first raft at 8 years old and put to sea....
only to be uncerimoniously "rescued" by some misguided fisherman when I
was only 5 miles from land. I have commercially fished the North
Atlantic when neither weather nor seastate was entertained as an issue
in regards to tending the nets and traps. I bought my first 30 ft
vessel when I was 17 years old! I have sailed in more Oceans and Seas
than your self imposed limitations have allowed you do undertake.


Face it, sir, you eschew a meaningful challenge, live where you cannot
face the
manly offerings of the sea most of the year and then brag about
controlling the opposite gender as if doing so warranted a merit
badge. Some merit badge when all it takes to control any uppity female
is to make her walk the plank at the point
of a sword. Mere child's play.

Balderdash..... I live on the very edge of the North Atlantic and face
the offerings of the sea on a daily basis. I do not however bask at
mooring in a shallow polluted backwater, protected from the ocean, in a
small coastal sailer and pretend to be a "Global Sailor".
In regards to females..... well.... you've had one date in 5 years
compared to my 50 dates in one year. I do believe I'll option to ignore
the advise of someone who succeeds at failure.

Capt. Mooron
S.V. Overproof!














JG February 23rd 05 10:06 PM

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:Iw6Td.12687$9a3.7648@edtnps91...
Jon..you're such a HOMO!

CM

"JG" wrote in message
...
Keep yelling nasty names Mooron. You're looking pretty dopey and it's
lots of fun!

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:jU5Td.12426$9a3.7108@edtnps91...
Here's Gaynz's favourite phrase...

"Bend over Jon... I'll Drive!!"

CM

"JG" wrote in message
...
Neal should take care... when Mooron says "put it to," he isn't talking
about a normal conversation.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:bP_Sd.26488$NN.25252@edtnps89...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...

If only you had as much skill handling a sailboat as you claim you
have handling
women, you would be a force to be reckoned with. As it stands now,
however,
your part-time sailing is indicative of a man who was defeated by
sailing so
he drowns his sorry with strong booze, takes his frustrations out on
the weaker gender and substitutes control of weak and unworthy
females for a more manly chore such as piloting a stout, blue water
yacht off-soundings well away from the surly shackles of a mean,
shoreside existence where talk of 'cocks of the docks' is really
quite a pathetic, transparent means of rationalizing defeat on the
high seas.

What totally meaningless drivel resulting from a liberal tendency to
assumption. I have lived aboard my vessel for 9 years prior to my
responsibilities to my parents. I put it to you sir... that a man who
does not rise to meet his responsibilities to family... is no man at
all. I may be land bound for the moment, but it is shoreside of the
Atlantic tending to my duties..... and that sir is honourable!

May I point out that a passion cannot defeat you anymore than a duty
demean you. I built my first raft at 8 years old and put to sea....
only to be uncerimoniously "rescued" by some misguided fisherman when
I was only 5 miles from land. I have commercially fished the North
Atlantic when neither weather nor seastate was entertained as an issue
in regards to tending the nets and traps. I bought my first 30 ft
vessel when I was 17 years old! I have sailed in more Oceans and Seas
than your self imposed limitations have allowed you do undertake.


Face it, sir, you eschew a meaningful challenge, live where you
cannot face the
manly offerings of the sea most of the year and then brag about
controlling the opposite gender as if doing so warranted a merit
badge. Some merit badge when all it takes to control any uppity
female is to make her walk the plank at the point
of a sword. Mere child's play.

Balderdash..... I live on the very edge of the North Atlantic and
face the offerings of the sea on a daily basis. I do not however bask
at mooring in a shallow polluted backwater, protected from the ocean,
in a small coastal sailer and pretend to be a "Global Sailor".
In regards to females..... well.... you've had one date in 5 years
compared to my 50 dates in one year. I do believe I'll option to
ignore the advise of someone who succeeds at failure.

Capt. Mooron
S.V. Overproof!

















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