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I've lurked on this newsgroup for many years. It was never much of a sailing
group with the exception of the only two real sailors I've ever seen post here - Simple Simon and Captain Neal. With both of them gone now this place is pathetic and 100% full of losers. I'm going to quit lurking and do something useful like pull the dingleberries off of my dog's butt. Good riddance you sad sacks! Lurker |
Bwaaahahahaha... ok, well, I'm sure that's about your speed!
-- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Lurker" wrote in message k.net... I've lurked on this newsgroup for many years. It was never much of a sailing group with the exception of the only two real sailors I've ever seen post here - Simple Simon and Captain Neal. With both of them gone now this place is pathetic and 100% full of losers. I'm going to quit lurking and do something useful like pull the dingleberries off of my dog's butt. Good riddance you sad sacks! Lurker |
Lurker wrote:
I've lurked on this newsgroup for many years. It was never much of a sailing group with the exception of the only two real sailors I've ever seen post here - Simple Simon and Captain Neal. With both of them gone now this place is pathetic and 100% full of losers. I'm going to quit lurking and do something useful like pull the dingleberries off of my dog's butt. Good riddance you sad sacks! Lurker 1 ASA point for trying, but minus several million for failing to bring any semblence of style or quality to the effort. And that's before further points are deducted for trying to make Neal look like a sailor (especally one who might know what an outhaul is for). Go and join the bottom feeders - one of them might be able to train you! Note: Since I'm your Official Troll Adjudicator, this reply does not count as a bite. -- Wally www.artbywally.com www.wally.myby.co.uk |
Lurker wrote:
I've lurked on this newsgroup for many years. It was never much of a sailing group with the exception of the only two real sailors I've ever seen post here - Simple Simon and Captain Neal. With both of them gone now this place is pathetic and 100% full of losers. I'm going to quit lurking and do something useful like pull the dingleberries off of my dog's butt. Good riddance you sad sacks! Lurker This is sort of a self defeating persona, Gilly. Crantz had some staying power, but Mr. Lurker doesn't seem to want to play. |
I'm back from picking all of the dingleberries off of my dog's butt. I see
nothing has changed here. This place is soooo boring! I'm going off to iron my Salvation Army uniform. I'm expecting Bush to call me up anytime now. By June I'll be ringing bells in Iraq! Where is Bobsprit? Has that runt taken over his life? I see that NYC and the Feds are going after eBayers for not paying taxes. Bwaahaahahahaha!!!!!! Now that's a real loser! Cheer up losers, it could be worse. You could be Canadian! Lurker "Jeff Morris" wrote in message ... Lurker wrote: I've lurked on this newsgroup for many years. It was never much of a sailing group with the exception of the only two real sailors I've ever seen post here - Simple Simon and Captain Neal. With both of them gone now this place is pathetic and 100% full of losers. I'm going to quit lurking and do something useful like pull the dingleberries off of my dog's butt. Good riddance you sad sacks! Lurker This is sort of a self defeating persona, Gilly. Crantz had some staying power, but Mr. Lurker doesn't seem to want to play. |
Ok..you do that, Neal...by the way, when did you get a dog?
"Lurker" wrote in message k.net... I've lurked on this newsgroup for many years. It was never much of a sailing group with the exception of the only two real sailors I've ever seen post here - Simple Simon and Captain Neal. With both of them gone now this place is pathetic and 100% full of losers. I'm going to quit lurking and do something useful like pull the dingleberries off of my dog's butt. Good riddance you sad sacks! Lurker |
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On Wed, 16 Feb 2005 16:53:09 -0800, "JG" wrote
this crap: Bwaaahahahaha... ok, well, I'm sure that's about your speed! How would you know? When it comes to speed, my brother's Victoria could do circles around your boat. Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now! |
Sort of like happens when you race your hunter against it?
-- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Horvath" wrote in message ... On Wed, 16 Feb 2005 16:53:09 -0800, "JG" wrote this crap: Bwaaahahahaha... ok, well, I'm sure that's about your speed! How would you know? When it comes to speed, my brother's Victoria could do circles around your boat. Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now! |
On Fri, 18 Feb 2005 11:24:16 -0800, "JG" wrote
this crap: Sort of like happens when you race your hunter against it? You don't know what a Victoria is. Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now! |
Pardon Me... but I get really upset when lurkers log on to complain about
the group and posted subject matter...... totally ignoring my contribution to reduce this collective to an exercise in rhetoric!!!! Nonetheless... allow me to inform you of my opinion regarding the spineless lurkers... too afraid to participate... yet brave enough to anonymously whine!!! Step forth you gutless ******s..... we'll eviscerate you and gorge on your warm and pulsating hearts!! Now allow me to clarify something for you.... When we want your opinion.... we'll tell you what it is. Till then ... log on, shut the **** up..... and watch how the professionals do it! Capt. Mooron S.V.Overproof "Treat Your Crew with Disdain... and Other Vessels with Distaste!" "Lurker" wrote in message k.net... I've lurked on this newsgroup for many years. It was never much of a sailing group with the exception of the only two real sailors I've ever seen post here - Simple Simon and Captain Neal. With both of them gone now this place is pathetic and 100% full of losers. I'm going to quit lurking and do something useful like pull the dingleberries off of my dog's butt. Good riddance you sad sacks! Lurker |
OzOne wrote in message Is there a charge for that? I don't think we've instituted such a charge to date!!! If you care to submit it to the Council.... I'll Second the motion. Guy |
Yum! Lurker cannibalism! Go for it!
"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message news:OjwRd.2493$NN.1874@edtnps89... Pardon Me... but I get really upset when lurkers log on to complain about the group and posted subject matter...... totally ignoring my contribution to reduce this collective to an exercise in rhetoric!!!! Nonetheless... allow me to inform you of my opinion regarding the spineless lurkers... too afraid to participate... yet brave enough to anonymously whine!!! Step forth you gutless ******s..... we'll eviscerate you and gorge on your warm and pulsating hearts!! Now allow me to clarify something for you.... When we want your opinion.... we'll tell you what it is. Till then ... log on, shut the **** up..... and watch how the professionals do it! Capt. Mooron S.V.Overproof "Treat Your Crew with Disdain... and Other Vessels with Distaste!" "Lurker" wrote in message k.net... I've lurked on this newsgroup for many years. It was never much of a sailing group with the exception of the only two real sailors I've ever seen post here - Simple Simon and Captain Neal. With both of them gone now this place is pathetic and 100% full of losers. I'm going to quit lurking and do something useful like pull the dingleberries off of my dog's butt. Good riddance you sad sacks! Lurker |
Motion proposed and seconded. All in favor, say "aye"....
"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message news:fOwRd.2804$NN.1153@edtnps89... OzOne wrote in message Is there a charge for that? I don't think we've instituted such a charge to date!!! If you care to submit it to the Council.... I'll Second the motion. Guy |
OzOne wrote in message I could do with some beer money. I believe we'd be doing them a favour by taking their money to pay for our beer!! Let's face it... when the regulars "clash"... the lurkers get excited! We should cash in on this opportunity like a hooker on a john! |
OzOne wrote in message On Sat, 19 Feb 2005 01:40:27 GMT, "Capt. Mooron" scribbled thusly: OzOne wrote in message Is there a charge for that? I don't think we've instituted such a charge to date!!! If you care to submit it to the Council.... I'll Second the motion. Guy I could do with some beer money. Sell that coastal property you were boasting about last week. Hell, you probably could buy the Fosters brewery with the proceeds. Fosters: Australian for Budweiser. Max |
"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message news:lxxRd.2891 I believe we'd be doing them a favour by taking their money to pay for our beer!! Beer? BEER? This from the iconoclastic Cannuck who accused moi of churlish tastes for drinking anything less than 10000000 proof rum? P'shaw. Max |
"katysails" wrote in message Motion proposed and seconded. All in favor, say "aye".... Wait, wait, wait . . . . Perchance before we cast our ballots, should we not decide to whom such stipends are paid, and to whom they are not? Can one, in good conscience, assess fees to be paid by lurkers to the likes of Bubbles or Jon-boy? And should certain individuals not be accrue greater remuneration than others. Certainly Neal, DSK, Katy, Oz, Scotty, Gilligan, or the long-lost Nav, for examples, would command greater monies than would myself, Jeff, or BB the Inept. Now, see what a Pandora's box thou has opened? Max |
Maxprop wrote:
"katysails" wrote in message Motion proposed and seconded. All in favor, say "aye".... Wait, wait, wait . . . . Perchance before we cast our ballots, should we not decide to whom such stipends are paid, and to whom they are not? Can one, in good conscience, assess fees to be paid by lurkers to the likes of Bubbles or Jon-boy? And should certain individuals not be accrue greater remuneration than others. Certainly Neal, DSK, Katy, Oz, Scotty, Gilligan, or the long-lost Nav, for examples, would command greater monies than would myself, Jeff, or BB the Inept. Hey, its quality, not quantity that counts. Any bozo can respond to every post with "you're a fag," but it doesn't count for much. Some of us provide valuable research, or wait for the proper opportunity for a punch line, or even provide the perfect setup ... |
And offend the socialists among us? Nay..not. Everyone must pay the same
for the same service. And the stipends should go to me, of course, as I am the most honest and upright amount this throng, except maybe for Scout, who is almost as good a Papist as I am. "Maxprop" wrote in message ink.net... "katysails" wrote in message Motion proposed and seconded. All in favor, say "aye".... Wait, wait, wait . . . . Perchance before we cast our ballots, should we not decide to whom such stipends are paid, and to whom they are not? Can one, in good conscience, assess fees to be paid by lurkers to the likes of Bubbles or Jon-boy? And should certain individuals not be accrue greater remuneration than others. Certainly Neal, DSK, Katy, Oz, Scotty, Gilligan, or the long-lost Nav, for examples, would command greater monies than would myself, Jeff, or BB the Inept. Now, see what a Pandora's box thou has opened? Max |
Now looky here Max ..... I love my beer.... matter of fact I had an
excellent liter of Belgian Chimay last night.... a Grande Reserve Trappist ale that clocked in at 9%. An excellent brew. American Beer??....... Hee Hee Haw! Yeah Shure.... -- Capt. Mooron - Overproof - "Treat Your Crew with Disdain... and Other Vessels with Distaste "Maxprop" wrote in message ink.net... "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message news:lxxRd.2891 I believe we'd be doing them a favour by taking their money to pay for our beer!! Beer? BEER? This from the iconoclastic Cannuck who accused moi of churlish tastes for drinking anything less than 10000000 proof rum? P'shaw. Max |
I concur... send the beer money to Kitty. When we get a stockpile going we
can sell the excess and cash in for plane tickets to Florida where we can all party on Capt. Neal's new boat -- Capt. Mooron - Overproof - "Treat Your Crew with Disdain... and Other Vessels with Distaste "katysails" wrote in message ... And offend the socialists among us? Nay..not. Everyone must pay the same for the same service. And the stipends should go to me, of course, as I am the most honest and upright amount this throng, except maybe for Scout, who is almost as good a Papist as I am. "Maxprop" wrote in message ink.net... "katysails" wrote in message Motion proposed and seconded. All in favor, say "aye".... Wait, wait, wait . . . . Perchance before we cast our ballots, should we not decide to whom such stipends are paid, and to whom they are not? Can one, in good conscience, assess fees to be paid by lurkers to the likes of Bubbles or Jon-boy? And should certain individuals not be accrue greater remuneration than others. Certainly Neal, DSK, Katy, Oz, Scotty, Gilligan, or the long-lost Nav, for examples, would command greater monies than would myself, Jeff, or BB the Inept. Now, see what a Pandora's box thou has opened? Max |
"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message Now looky here Max ..... I love my beer.... matter of fact I had an excellent liter of Belgian Chimay last night.... a Grande Reserve Trappist ale that clocked in at 9%. An excellent brew. American Beer??....... Hee Hee Haw! Yeah Shure.... Still haven't tried Samuel Adams, have ya? Didn't think so. At least you aren't guzzling that Canadian urine-substitute known as Molson, which, incidentally, has joined forces with another of those American brewery icons, Coors. Molson: Canadian for Coors :-p Max |
OzOne wrote in message They're riverfronts....and Fosters is making a motza selling the beer we won't drink to the rest of the world. Several summers back, a new acquaintance and his spouse invited us to their boat for cocktails. Feeling a bit dehydrated, I had a water, while he and the others drank his Fosters, of which he appeared very proud to be serving. *Check it out--I'm serving this fine, imported ale, yeah?* After quenching my thirst, I opened mouth/inserted foot by saying, "Could I have one of the Australian Budweisers, please?" Talk about a facial expression that spoke volumes! It said, 'get off my boat, unclean thing, and show thy face here never again.' I really felt badly, but drank the Fosters anyway. We ultimately became good friends, and thanks to some edification from our circle of friends whilst in less than unaltered states of mind, he is aware that Fosters is the Ozzie equivalent of the ubiquitous American beer-substitutes, such as Millers, Coors, Bud, Strohs, etc., ad nauseum. In a way I did the man a favor. :-) Max |
Capt. Mooron wrote:
Now looky here Max ..... I love my beer.... matter of fact I had an excellent liter of Belgian Chimay last night.... a Grande Reserve Trappist ale that clocked in at 9%. An excellent brew. That'll be the Chimay Blue. It really is superb stuff - one of the very best beers to be had anywhere, at any price. American Beer??....... Hee Hee Haw! Yeah Shure.... The problem with yank 'quality' beers is that the baseline **** is so bad, they think mediocre is something to write home about! -- Wally www.artbywally.com www.wally.myby.co.uk |
"Maxprop" wrote in message Still haven't tried Samuel Adams, have ya? Didn't think so. No I haven't...... but friends who have tasted Samuel Adams are of the opinion that it would be a waste of time.... Time which would be better spent drinking a good tasting beer. Molson: Canadian for Coors :-p I agree..... I won't drink that foul brew..... and they had to stop the "I am Canadian" advertising program!! :-) A Belgian Company purchased LaBatts I believe... CM |
"Wally" wrote in message That'll be the Chimay Blue. It really is superb stuff - one of the very best beers to be had anywhere, at any price. That's the one..... and I concur on your opinion. The problem with yank 'quality' beers is that the baseline **** is so bad, they think mediocre is something to write home about! Thus .... from what I'm led to believe.... is the rational for Max suggesting Samuel Adams! :-) CM |
"Horvath" wrote When it comes to speed, my brother, Victoria could do circles around you. Has he ever told you 'the secret'? Scotty |
Victoria is a guy where Scotti Potti lives???
-- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Scott Vernon" wrote in message ... "Horvath" wrote When it comes to speed, my brother, Victoria could do circles around you. Has he ever told you 'the secret'? Scotty |
You still have the touch, huh? Used to like to watch you in action....I
remember the first years when you were ion the dock and the perplexed looks from a certain few that just didn't get it... "Maxprop" wrote in message ink.net... OzOne wrote in message They're riverfronts....and Fosters is making a motza selling the beer we won't drink to the rest of the world. Several summers back, a new acquaintance and his spouse invited us to their boat for cocktails. Feeling a bit dehydrated, I had a water, while he and the others drank his Fosters, of which he appeared very proud to be serving. *Check it out--I'm serving this fine, imported ale, yeah?* After quenching my thirst, I opened mouth/inserted foot by saying, "Could I have one of the Australian Budweisers, please?" Talk about a facial expression that spoke volumes! It said, 'get off my boat, unclean thing, and show thy face here never again.' I really felt badly, but drank the Fosters anyway. We ultimately became good friends, and thanks to some edification from our circle of friends whilst in less than unaltered states of mind, he is aware that Fosters is the Ozzie equivalent of the ubiquitous American beer-substitutes, such as Millers, Coors, Bud, Strohs, etc., ad nauseum. In a way I did the man a favor. :-) Max |
No way! I like my privacy...g
LP "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message news:TWHRd.169$9a3.1@edtnps91... I concur... send the beer money to Kitty. When we get a stockpile going we can sell the excess and cash in for plane tickets to Florida where we can all party on Capt. Neal's new boat -- Capt. Mooron - Overproof - "Treat Your Crew with Disdain... and Other Vessels with Distaste "katysails" wrote in message ... And offend the socialists among us? Nay..not. Everyone must pay the same for the same service. And the stipends should go to me, of course, as I am the most honest and upright amount this throng, except maybe for Scout, who is almost as good a Papist as I am. "Maxprop" wrote in message ink.net... "katysails" wrote in message Motion proposed and seconded. All in favor, say "aye".... Wait, wait, wait . . . . Perchance before we cast our ballots, should we not decide to whom such stipends are paid, and to whom they are not? Can one, in good conscience, assess fees to be paid by lurkers to the likes of Bubbles or Jon-boy? And should certain individuals not be accrue greater remuneration than others. Certainly Neal, DSK, Katy, Oz, Scotty, Gilligan, or the long-lost Nav, for examples, would command greater monies than would myself, Jeff, or BB the Inept. Now, see what a Pandora's box thou has opened? Max |
On Sat, 19 Feb 2005 16:41:49 -0500, "Scott Vernon"
wrote this crap: "Horvath" wrote When it comes to speed, my brother, Victoria could do circles around you. Has he ever told you 'the secret'? Several of them. Or are you talking about Jon-boy? Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now! |
"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message A Belgian Company purchased LaBatts I believe... Well, there goes my opinion of the Belgians. Max |
"Wally" wrote in message Capt. Mooron wrote: Now looky here Max ..... I love my beer.... matter of fact I had an excellent liter of Belgian Chimay last night.... a Grande Reserve Trappist ale that clocked in at 9%. An excellent brew. That'll be the Chimay Blue. It really is superb stuff - one of the very best beers to be had anywhere, at any price. American Beer??....... Hee Hee Haw! Yeah Shure.... The problem with yank 'quality' beers is that the baseline **** is so bad, they think mediocre is something to write home about! Yup. Pretty much like Fosters. Max |
"Horvath" wrote
When it comes to speed, my brother, Victoria could do circles around you. Has he ever told you 'the secret'? Several of them. Or are you talking about Jon-boy? That's no secret. |
"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message Thus .... from what I'm led to believe.... is the rational for Max suggesting Samuel Adams! :-) Nay, nay, foul Cannuck. Sam Adams is a really fine beer, totally and completely unlike anything from Anheuser Busch, Miller, or Coors. It has body, flavor, and character, really more like a quality microbrew than the urine-substitute sold on NFL game days. AND they brew a number of specialty beers from time to time, some excellent, some less to my tastes. Impugn not that of which you have not partaken. Max |
"Dave" wrote in message On Sat, 19 Feb 2005 07:43:23 -0500, Jeff Morris said: Any bozo can respond to every post with "you're a fag," Surely there's no one in the group who does that. g No one of consequence, anyway. Max |
"Lady Pilot" wrote in message No way! I like my privacy...g . . . and a crowd on Neal's "yacht" is three. Max |
"katysails" wrote in message You still have the touch, huh? Used to like to watch you in action....I remember the first years when you were ion the dock and the perplexed looks from a certain few that just didn't get it... They still don't get it. Blase: Coors Light, Rick: Bud Light, Marv: LaBatts, but he's learning from me and getting better. However there is an ever-increasing number who appreciate better wines and good beers. We are now an army, advancing against the pervasive miasma of complacent beer-substitute guzzling. Some (Rick, Blase) won't be turned, but others are coming around. We shall overcome! Max |
"Maxprop" wrote in message ink.net... "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message A Belgian Company purchased LaBatts I believe... Well, there goes my opinion of the Belgians. They still make good waffles. |
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