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"Maxprop" wrote in message ink.net... "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message A Belgian Company purchased LaBatts I believe... Well, there goes my opinion of the Belgians. Heh... it just pays to invest in a brewery in Canada! CM |
What you need to do is convert the "jello cup" and "slider" crowd...man,
some of that stuff they concoct is really disgusting... "Maxprop" wrote in message ink.net... "katysails" wrote in message You still have the touch, huh? Used to like to watch you in action....I remember the first years when you were ion the dock and the perplexed looks from a certain few that just didn't get it... They still don't get it. Blase: Coors Light, Rick: Bud Light, Marv: LaBatts, but he's learning from me and getting better. However there is an ever-increasing number who appreciate better wines and good beers. We are now an army, advancing against the pervasive miasma of complacent beer-substitute guzzling. Some (Rick, Blase) won't be turned, but others are coming around. We shall overcome! Max |
Scotti Potti the fat faggot.
-- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Scott Vernon" wrote in message ... "Horvath" wrote When it comes to speed, my brother, Victoria could do circles around you. Has he ever told you 'the secret'? Several of them. Or are you talking about Jon-boy? That's no secret. |
You mean like you?
-- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Maxprop" wrote in message ink.net... "Dave" wrote in message On Sat, 19 Feb 2005 07:43:23 -0500, Jeff Morris said: Any bozo can respond to every post with "you're a fag," Surely there's no one in the group who does that. g No one of consequence, anyway. Max |
"katysails" wrote in message What you need to do is convert the "jello cup" and "slider" crowd...man, some of that stuff they concoct is really disgusting... No kidding. I probably ****ed several of them off this summer, when they offered me some gorilla shots. I declined. They persisted. I politely declined again. They persisted. This went back and forth until I finally just walked away. Next day, Roni asks if they made me angry. I said no, but I just don't like those sticky-sweet shooters. Told her I'd be happy to drink straight shots of any of a number of liquors, but not those prissy candy-flavored things. I'm hoping that put the issue to bed, but something tells me there will be a repeat of the same exchange this summer. Max |
"Scott Vernon" wrote in message ... "Maxprop" wrote in message ink.net... "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message A Belgian Company purchased LaBatts I believe... Well, there goes my opinion of the Belgians. They still make good waffles. I hear they still turn out a few good Monks now and then, too. Max |
"Scott Vernon" wrote in message ... "Maxprop" wrote in message ink.net... "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message A Belgian Company purchased LaBatts I believe... Well, there goes my opinion of the Belgians. They still make good waffles. . . . and draft horses. Max |
"Maxprop" wrote in message I'm hoping that put the issue to bed, but something tells me there will be a repeat of the same exchange this summer. Here's what the Pros do..... next time you are offered a shooter of Yuppie sweet crap... whip out a bottle of Lambs Navy Overproof and tell'em to try your brand... then offer to play 21 for shooters of Rum neat.... that'll chill their jets in a hurry! BTW - Ouzo, sliced lemon and the best ground coffee. Dip the lemon into the ground coffee, take a swig of Ouzo and bite down on the lemon. Excellent! CM CM |
On Mon, 21 Feb 2005 04:41:27 GMT, "Capt. Mooron"
wrote this crap: BTW - Ouzo, sliced lemon and the best ground coffee. Dip the lemon into the ground coffee, take a swig of Ouzo and bite down on the lemon. Excellent! What's the point of the lemon and coffee? Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now! |
"Horvath" wrote in message ... On Mon, 21 Feb 2005 04:41:27 GMT, "Capt. Mooron" wrote this crap: BTW - Ouzo, sliced lemon and the best ground coffee. Dip the lemon into the ground coffee, take a swig of Ouzo and bite down on the lemon. Excellent! What's the point of the lemon and coffee? It's to keep you awake and bitter...... you won't need to bother with them obviously. CM |
"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message "Maxprop" wrote in message I'm hoping that put the issue to bed, but something tells me there will be a repeat of the same exchange this summer. Here's what the Pros do..... next time you are offered a shooter of Yuppie sweet crap... whip out a bottle of Lambs Navy Overproof and tell'em to try your brand... then offer to play *21 for shooters of Rum neat*.... that'll chill their jets in a hurry! Whazzat? "21 for shooters of rum neat" is a term I've not seen before. I know what rum neat means, but not the first part. And I like the concept. If I can only find some Lambs around here . . . BTW - Ouzo, sliced lemon and the best ground coffee. Dip the lemon into the ground coffee, take a swig of Ouzo and bite down on the lemon. Excellent! That sounds worth a try at least once. Here's one for you: Slivovitz, straight shots, no chaser. It'll put hair on your throat, if'n ya don't die first. Max |
"Maxprop" wrote in message Whazzat? "21 for shooters of rum neat" is a term I've not seen before. I know what rum neat means, but not the first part. And I like the concept. If I can only find some Lambs around here . . . Poker game..... we call it "21"! Dealer gives every player a card face up, then another card face down.... decide if you want another card face down or hold....closest to 21 wins...you play against the dealer one full round. Loser drinks! Here's one for you: Slivovitz, straight shots, no chaser. It'll put hair on your throat, if'n ya don't die first. Plum Brandy..... ??? Look Max I drink overproof regularly... straight rum is like pop by comparison. If you had recommended Absinth I would have been impressed. CM |
Yep...they never quit....I somehow can't imagine Roni going head to head
with you doing straight shots, though... "Maxprop" wrote in message nk.net... "katysails" wrote in message What you need to do is convert the "jello cup" and "slider" crowd...man, some of that stuff they concoct is really disgusting... No kidding. I probably ****ed several of them off this summer, when they offered me some gorilla shots. I declined. They persisted. I politely declined again. They persisted. This went back and forth until I finally just walked away. Next day, Roni asks if they made me angry. I said no, but I just don't like those sticky-sweet shooters. Told her I'd be happy to drink straight shots of any of a number of liquors, but not those prissy candy-flavored things. I'm hoping that put the issue to bed, but something tells me there will be a repeat of the same exchange this summer. Max |
"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message "Maxprop" wrote in message Whazzat? "21 for shooters of rum neat" is a term I've not seen before. I know what rum neat means, but not the first part. And I like the concept. If I can only find some Lambs around here . . . Poker game..... we call it "21"! Dealer gives every player a card face up, then another card face down.... decide if you want another card face down or hold....closest to 21 wins...you play against the dealer one full round. Loser drinks! I figured that out as soon as I sent that last post. We call it Blackjack. Here's one for you: Slivovitz, straight shots, no chaser. It'll put hair on your throat, if'n ya don't die first. Plum Brandy..... ??? Look Max I drink overproof regularly... straight rum is like pop by comparison. If you had recommended Absinth I would have been impressed. Never had Slivovitz, have ya. Don't pay any attention to what it is, rather try some. Hint: there's no plum taste whatever, there is a distinct flavor of turpentine, and it burns the esophagus like glacial acetic acid. It is considered the same sort of nasty liquor as Aqavit, Absinth, and a few others I can't recall the name of currently. Max |
"katysails" wrote in message Yep...they never quit....I somehow can't imagine Roni going head to head with you doing straight shots, though... Roni won't actually drink much. She is, OTOH, the dock diplomat, either brandishing a rapier tongue at those deserving of her scorn, or soothing the ruffled feathers of those she likes. I could tell you so many stories of that same evening. . . . Max |
"Maxprop" wrote in message Roni won't actually drink much. She is, OTOH, the dock diplomat, either brandishing a rapier tongue at those deserving of her scorn, or soothing the ruffled feathers of those she likes. I could tell you so many stories of that same evening. . . . Max... you are in dire straights. You have allowed the women on your dock to not only appear to have opinions... but [gasp] to actually voice an opinion!!??? Here are some remedial steps to take: 1- Maintain an air of dominance... females adore strenght despite their protests 2- Never look a woman in the eyes... always stare directly at her breasts or ass. 3- Keep vocal communications to basics.... food, drink or sex requests only! 3- Handle females firmly but gently.... the must never assume anything is their idea. These guidelines will assist you in becoming the 'Cock of the Dock" in short order and the ladies will feel much happier knowing their place. Good Luck! CM |
things never change...except who Roni likes this year...
"Maxprop" wrote in message nk.net... "katysails" wrote in message Yep...they never quit....I somehow can't imagine Roni going head to head with you doing straight shots, though... Roni won't actually drink much. She is, OTOH, the dock diplomat, either brandishing a rapier tongue at those deserving of her scorn, or soothing the ruffled feathers of those she likes. I could tell you so many stories of that same evening. . . . Max |
There is a reason you hide up there in the North....you'd be dead anywhere
else. "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message news:CdFSd.24640$NN.13165@edtnps89... "Maxprop" wrote in message Roni won't actually drink much. She is, OTOH, the dock diplomat, either brandishing a rapier tongue at those deserving of her scorn, or soothing the ruffled feathers of those she likes. I could tell you so many stories of that same evening. . . . Max... you are in dire straights. You have allowed the women on your dock to not only appear to have opinions... but [gasp] to actually voice an opinion!!??? Here are some remedial steps to take: 1- Maintain an air of dominance... females adore strenght despite their protests 2- Never look a woman in the eyes... always stare directly at her breasts or ass. 3- Keep vocal communications to basics.... food, drink or sex requests only! 3- Handle females firmly but gently.... the must never assume anything is their idea. These guidelines will assist you in becoming the 'Cock of the Dock" in short order and the ladies will feel much happier knowing their place. Good Luck! CM |
If only you had as much skill handling a sailboat as you claim you have handling women, you would be a force to be reckoned with. As it stands now, however, your part-time sailing is indicative of a man who was defeated by sailing so he drowns his sorry with strong booze, takes his frustrations out on the weaker gender and substitutes control of weak and unworthy females for a more manly chore such as piloting a stout, blue water yacht off-soundings well away from the surly shackles of a mean, shoreside existence where talk of 'cocks of the docks' is really quite a pathetic, transparent means of rationalizing defeat on the high seas. Face it, sir, you eschew a meaningful challenge, live where you cannot face the manly offerings of the sea most of the year and then brag about controlling the opposite gender as if doing so warranted a merit badge. Some merit badge when all it takes to control any uppity female is to make her walk the plank at the point of a sword. Mere child's play. CN "Capt. Mooron" spewed thusly: Here are some remedial steps to take: 1- Maintain an air of dominance... females adore strenght despite their protests 2- Never look a woman in the eyes... always stare directly at her breasts or ass. 3- Keep vocal communications to basics.... food, drink or sex requests only! 3- Handle females firmly but gently.... the must never assume anything is their idea. These guidelines will assist you in becoming the 'Cock of the Dock" in short order and the ladies will feel much happier knowing their place. Good Luck! CM |
"Lurker" wrote in message k.net... I've lurked on this newsgroup for many years. It was never much of a sailing group with the exception of the only two real sailors I've ever seen post here - Simple Simon and Captain Neal. With both of them gone now this place is pathetic and 100% full of losers. I'm going to quit lurking and do something useful like pull the dingleberries off of my dog's butt. Good riddance you sad sacks! Lurker blahhh dont let the newgroup door hit ya in the a.... NH_/)_ |
"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message ... If only you had as much skill handling a sailboat as you claim you have handling women, you would be a force to be reckoned with. As it stands now, however, your part-time sailing is indicative of a man who was defeated by sailing so he drowns his sorry with strong booze, takes his frustrations out on the weaker gender and substitutes control of weak and unworthy females for a more manly chore such as piloting a stout, blue water yacht off-soundings well away from the surly shackles of a mean, shoreside existence where talk of 'cocks of the docks' is really quite a pathetic, transparent means of rationalizing defeat on the high seas. What totally meaningless drivel resulting from a liberal tendency to assumption. I have lived aboard my vessel for 9 years prior to my responsibilities to my parents. I put it to you sir... that a man who does not rise to meet his responsibilities to family... is no man at all. I may be land bound for the moment, but it is shoreside of the Atlantic tending to my duties..... and that sir is honourable! May I point out that a passion cannot defeat you anymore than a duty demean you. I built my first raft at 8 years old and put to sea.... only to be uncerimoniously "rescued" by some misguided fisherman when I was only 5 miles from land. I have commercially fished the North Atlantic when neither weather nor seastate was entertained as an issue in regards to tending the nets and traps. I bought my first 30 ft vessel when I was 17 years old! I have sailed in more Oceans and Seas than your self imposed limitations have allowed you do undertake. Face it, sir, you eschew a meaningful challenge, live where you cannot face the manly offerings of the sea most of the year and then brag about controlling the opposite gender as if doing so warranted a merit badge. Some merit badge when all it takes to control any uppity female is to make her walk the plank at the point of a sword. Mere child's play. Balderdash..... I live on the very edge of the North Atlantic and face the offerings of the sea on a daily basis. I do not however bask at mooring in a shallow polluted backwater, protected from the ocean, in a small coastal sailer and pretend to be a "Global Sailor". In regards to females..... well.... you've had one date in 5 years compared to my 50 dates in one year. I do believe I'll option to ignore the advise of someone who succeeds at failure. Capt. Mooron S.V. Overproof! |
Here's Gaynz's favourite phrase...
"Bend over Jon... I'll Drive!!" CM "JG" wrote in message ... Neal should take care... when Mooron says "put it to," he isn't talking about a normal conversation. -- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message news:bP_Sd.26488$NN.25252@edtnps89... "Capt. Neal®" wrote in message ... If only you had as much skill handling a sailboat as you claim you have handling women, you would be a force to be reckoned with. As it stands now, however, your part-time sailing is indicative of a man who was defeated by sailing so he drowns his sorry with strong booze, takes his frustrations out on the weaker gender and substitutes control of weak and unworthy females for a more manly chore such as piloting a stout, blue water yacht off-soundings well away from the surly shackles of a mean, shoreside existence where talk of 'cocks of the docks' is really quite a pathetic, transparent means of rationalizing defeat on the high seas. What totally meaningless drivel resulting from a liberal tendency to assumption. I have lived aboard my vessel for 9 years prior to my responsibilities to my parents. I put it to you sir... that a man who does not rise to meet his responsibilities to family... is no man at all. I may be land bound for the moment, but it is shoreside of the Atlantic tending to my duties..... and that sir is honourable! May I point out that a passion cannot defeat you anymore than a duty demean you. I built my first raft at 8 years old and put to sea.... only to be uncerimoniously "rescued" by some misguided fisherman when I was only 5 miles from land. I have commercially fished the North Atlantic when neither weather nor seastate was entertained as an issue in regards to tending the nets and traps. I bought my first 30 ft vessel when I was 17 years old! I have sailed in more Oceans and Seas than your self imposed limitations have allowed you do undertake. Face it, sir, you eschew a meaningful challenge, live where you cannot face the manly offerings of the sea most of the year and then brag about controlling the opposite gender as if doing so warranted a merit badge. Some merit badge when all it takes to control any uppity female is to make her walk the plank at the point of a sword. Mere child's play. Balderdash..... I live on the very edge of the North Atlantic and face the offerings of the sea on a daily basis. I do not however bask at mooring in a shallow polluted backwater, protected from the ocean, in a small coastal sailer and pretend to be a "Global Sailor". In regards to females..... well.... you've had one date in 5 years compared to my 50 dates in one year. I do believe I'll option to ignore the advise of someone who succeeds at failure. Capt. Mooron S.V. Overproof! |
Keep yelling nasty names Mooron. You're looking pretty dopey and it's lots
of fun! -- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message news:jU5Td.12426$9a3.7108@edtnps91... Here's Gaynz's favourite phrase... "Bend over Jon... I'll Drive!!" CM "JG" wrote in message ... Neal should take care... when Mooron says "put it to," he isn't talking about a normal conversation. -- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message news:bP_Sd.26488$NN.25252@edtnps89... "Capt. Neal®" wrote in message ... If only you had as much skill handling a sailboat as you claim you have handling women, you would be a force to be reckoned with. As it stands now, however, your part-time sailing is indicative of a man who was defeated by sailing so he drowns his sorry with strong booze, takes his frustrations out on the weaker gender and substitutes control of weak and unworthy females for a more manly chore such as piloting a stout, blue water yacht off-soundings well away from the surly shackles of a mean, shoreside existence where talk of 'cocks of the docks' is really quite a pathetic, transparent means of rationalizing defeat on the high seas. What totally meaningless drivel resulting from a liberal tendency to assumption. I have lived aboard my vessel for 9 years prior to my responsibilities to my parents. I put it to you sir... that a man who does not rise to meet his responsibilities to family... is no man at all. I may be land bound for the moment, but it is shoreside of the Atlantic tending to my duties..... and that sir is honourable! May I point out that a passion cannot defeat you anymore than a duty demean you. I built my first raft at 8 years old and put to sea.... only to be uncerimoniously "rescued" by some misguided fisherman when I was only 5 miles from land. I have commercially fished the North Atlantic when neither weather nor seastate was entertained as an issue in regards to tending the nets and traps. I bought my first 30 ft vessel when I was 17 years old! I have sailed in more Oceans and Seas than your self imposed limitations have allowed you do undertake. Face it, sir, you eschew a meaningful challenge, live where you cannot face the manly offerings of the sea most of the year and then brag about controlling the opposite gender as if doing so warranted a merit badge. Some merit badge when all it takes to control any uppity female is to make her walk the plank at the point of a sword. Mere child's play. Balderdash..... I live on the very edge of the North Atlantic and face the offerings of the sea on a daily basis. I do not however bask at mooring in a shallow polluted backwater, protected from the ocean, in a small coastal sailer and pretend to be a "Global Sailor". In regards to females..... well.... you've had one date in 5 years compared to my 50 dates in one year. I do believe I'll option to ignore the advise of someone who succeeds at failure. Capt. Mooron S.V. Overproof! |
Jon..you're such a HOMO!
CM "JG" wrote in message ... Keep yelling nasty names Mooron. You're looking pretty dopey and it's lots of fun! -- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message news:jU5Td.12426$9a3.7108@edtnps91... Here's Gaynz's favourite phrase... "Bend over Jon... I'll Drive!!" CM "JG" wrote in message ... Neal should take care... when Mooron says "put it to," he isn't talking about a normal conversation. -- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message news:bP_Sd.26488$NN.25252@edtnps89... "Capt. Neal®" wrote in message ... If only you had as much skill handling a sailboat as you claim you have handling women, you would be a force to be reckoned with. As it stands now, however, your part-time sailing is indicative of a man who was defeated by sailing so he drowns his sorry with strong booze, takes his frustrations out on the weaker gender and substitutes control of weak and unworthy females for a more manly chore such as piloting a stout, blue water yacht off-soundings well away from the surly shackles of a mean, shoreside existence where talk of 'cocks of the docks' is really quite a pathetic, transparent means of rationalizing defeat on the high seas. What totally meaningless drivel resulting from a liberal tendency to assumption. I have lived aboard my vessel for 9 years prior to my responsibilities to my parents. I put it to you sir... that a man who does not rise to meet his responsibilities to family... is no man at all. I may be land bound for the moment, but it is shoreside of the Atlantic tending to my duties..... and that sir is honourable! May I point out that a passion cannot defeat you anymore than a duty demean you. I built my first raft at 8 years old and put to sea.... only to be uncerimoniously "rescued" by some misguided fisherman when I was only 5 miles from land. I have commercially fished the North Atlantic when neither weather nor seastate was entertained as an issue in regards to tending the nets and traps. I bought my first 30 ft vessel when I was 17 years old! I have sailed in more Oceans and Seas than your self imposed limitations have allowed you do undertake. Face it, sir, you eschew a meaningful challenge, live where you cannot face the manly offerings of the sea most of the year and then brag about controlling the opposite gender as if doing so warranted a merit badge. Some merit badge when all it takes to control any uppity female is to make her walk the plank at the point of a sword. Mere child's play. Balderdash..... I live on the very edge of the North Atlantic and face the offerings of the sea on a daily basis. I do not however bask at mooring in a shallow polluted backwater, protected from the ocean, in a small coastal sailer and pretend to be a "Global Sailor". In regards to females..... well.... you've had one date in 5 years compared to my 50 dates in one year. I do believe I'll option to ignore the advise of someone who succeeds at failure. Capt. Mooron S.V. Overproof! |
"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:Iw6Td.12687$9a3.7648@edtnps91... Jon..you're such a HOMO! CM "JG" wrote in message ... Keep yelling nasty names Mooron. You're looking pretty dopey and it's lots of fun! -- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message news:jU5Td.12426$9a3.7108@edtnps91... Here's Gaynz's favourite phrase... "Bend over Jon... I'll Drive!!" CM "JG" wrote in message ... Neal should take care... when Mooron says "put it to," he isn't talking about a normal conversation. -- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message news:bP_Sd.26488$NN.25252@edtnps89... "Capt. Neal®" wrote in message ... If only you had as much skill handling a sailboat as you claim you have handling women, you would be a force to be reckoned with. As it stands now, however, your part-time sailing is indicative of a man who was defeated by sailing so he drowns his sorry with strong booze, takes his frustrations out on the weaker gender and substitutes control of weak and unworthy females for a more manly chore such as piloting a stout, blue water yacht off-soundings well away from the surly shackles of a mean, shoreside existence where talk of 'cocks of the docks' is really quite a pathetic, transparent means of rationalizing defeat on the high seas. What totally meaningless drivel resulting from a liberal tendency to assumption. I have lived aboard my vessel for 9 years prior to my responsibilities to my parents. I put it to you sir... that a man who does not rise to meet his responsibilities to family... is no man at all. I may be land bound for the moment, but it is shoreside of the Atlantic tending to my duties..... and that sir is honourable! May I point out that a passion cannot defeat you anymore than a duty demean you. I built my first raft at 8 years old and put to sea.... only to be uncerimoniously "rescued" by some misguided fisherman when I was only 5 miles from land. I have commercially fished the North Atlantic when neither weather nor seastate was entertained as an issue in regards to tending the nets and traps. I bought my first 30 ft vessel when I was 17 years old! I have sailed in more Oceans and Seas than your self imposed limitations have allowed you do undertake. Face it, sir, you eschew a meaningful challenge, live where you cannot face the manly offerings of the sea most of the year and then brag about controlling the opposite gender as if doing so warranted a merit badge. Some merit badge when all it takes to control any uppity female is to make her walk the plank at the point of a sword. Mere child's play. Balderdash..... I live on the very edge of the North Atlantic and face the offerings of the sea on a daily basis. I do not however bask at mooring in a shallow polluted backwater, protected from the ocean, in a small coastal sailer and pretend to be a "Global Sailor". In regards to females..... well.... you've had one date in 5 years compared to my 50 dates in one year. I do believe I'll option to ignore the advise of someone who succeeds at failure. Capt. Mooron S.V. Overproof! |
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