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Capt. Mooron February 19th 05 01:07 AM

Pardon Me... but I get really upset when lurkers log on to complain about
the group and posted subject matter...... totally ignoring my contribution
to reduce this collective to an exercise in rhetoric!!!!

Nonetheless... allow me to inform you of my opinion regarding the spineless
lurkers... too afraid to participate... yet brave enough to anonymously
whine!!! Step forth you gutless ******s..... we'll eviscerate you and
gorge on your warm and pulsating hearts!!

Now allow me to clarify something for you.... When we want your opinion....
we'll tell you what it is. Till then ... log on, shut the **** up..... and
watch how the professionals do it!

Capt. Mooron
S.V.Overproof
"Treat Your Crew with Disdain... and Other Vessels with Distaste!"



"Lurker" wrote in message
k.net...
I've lurked on this newsgroup for many years. It was never much of a
sailing
group with the exception of the only two real sailors I've ever seen post
here - Simple Simon and Captain Neal. With both of them gone now this
place
is pathetic and 100% full of losers. I'm going to quit lurking and do
something useful like pull the dingleberries off of my dog's butt.

Good riddance you sad sacks!

Lurker





Capt. Mooron February 19th 05 01:40 AM


OzOne wrote in message

Is there a charge for that?


I don't think we've instituted such a charge to date!!!

If you care to submit it to the Council.... I'll Second the motion.

Guy



katysails February 19th 05 02:26 AM

Yum! Lurker cannibalism! Go for it!

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:OjwRd.2493$NN.1874@edtnps89...
Pardon Me... but I get really upset when lurkers log on to complain about
the group and posted subject matter...... totally ignoring my
contribution to reduce this collective to an exercise in rhetoric!!!!

Nonetheless... allow me to inform you of my opinion regarding the
spineless lurkers... too afraid to participate... yet brave enough to
anonymously whine!!! Step forth you gutless ******s..... we'll
eviscerate you and gorge on your warm and pulsating hearts!!

Now allow me to clarify something for you.... When we want your
opinion.... we'll tell you what it is. Till then ... log on, shut the ****
up..... and watch how the professionals do it!

Capt. Mooron
S.V.Overproof
"Treat Your Crew with Disdain... and Other Vessels with Distaste!"



"Lurker" wrote in message
k.net...
I've lurked on this newsgroup for many years. It was never much of a
sailing
group with the exception of the only two real sailors I've ever seen post
here - Simple Simon and Captain Neal. With both of them gone now this
place
is pathetic and 100% full of losers. I'm going to quit lurking and do
something useful like pull the dingleberries off of my dog's butt.

Good riddance you sad sacks!

Lurker







katysails February 19th 05 02:27 AM

Motion proposed and seconded. All in favor, say "aye"....

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:fOwRd.2804$NN.1153@edtnps89...

OzOne wrote in message

Is there a charge for that?


I don't think we've instituted such a charge to date!!!

If you care to submit it to the Council.... I'll Second the motion.

Guy




Capt. Mooron February 19th 05 02:30 AM


OzOne wrote in message

I could do with some beer money.


I believe we'd be doing them a favour by taking their money to pay for our
beer!!

Let's face it... when the regulars "clash"... the lurkers get excited! We
should cash in on this opportunity like a hooker on a john!



Maxprop February 19th 05 09:14 AM


OzOne wrote in message

On Sat, 19 Feb 2005 01:40:27 GMT, "Capt. Mooron"
scribbled thusly:


OzOne wrote in message

Is there a charge for that?


I don't think we've instituted such a charge to date!!!

If you care to submit it to the Council.... I'll Second the motion.

Guy


I could do with some beer money.


Sell that coastal property you were boasting about last week. Hell, you
probably could buy the Fosters brewery with the proceeds.

Fosters: Australian for Budweiser.

Max



Maxprop February 19th 05 09:17 AM


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message news:lxxRd.2891

I believe we'd be doing them a favour by taking their money to pay for our
beer!!


Beer? BEER? This from the iconoclastic Cannuck who accused moi of
churlish tastes for drinking anything less than 10000000 proof rum?

P'shaw.

Max



Maxprop February 19th 05 09:25 AM


"katysails" wrote in message

Motion proposed and seconded. All in favor, say "aye"....


Wait, wait, wait . . . . Perchance before we cast our ballots, should we not
decide to whom such stipends are paid, and to whom they are not? Can one,
in good conscience, assess fees to be paid by lurkers to the likes of
Bubbles or Jon-boy? And should certain individuals not be accrue greater
remuneration than others. Certainly Neal, DSK, Katy, Oz, Scotty, Gilligan,
or the long-lost Nav, for examples, would command greater monies than would
myself, Jeff, or BB the Inept.

Now, see what a Pandora's box thou has opened?

Max



Jeff Morris February 19th 05 12:43 PM

Maxprop wrote:
"katysails" wrote in message


Motion proposed and seconded. All in favor, say "aye"....



Wait, wait, wait . . . . Perchance before we cast our ballots, should we not
decide to whom such stipends are paid, and to whom they are not? Can one,
in good conscience, assess fees to be paid by lurkers to the likes of
Bubbles or Jon-boy? And should certain individuals not be accrue greater
remuneration than others. Certainly Neal, DSK, Katy, Oz, Scotty, Gilligan,
or the long-lost Nav, for examples, would command greater monies than would
myself, Jeff, or BB the Inept.


Hey, its quality, not quantity that counts. Any bozo can respond to
every post with "you're a fag," but it doesn't count for much. Some of
us provide valuable research, or wait for the proper opportunity for a
punch line, or even provide the perfect setup ...

katysails February 19th 05 01:41 PM

And offend the socialists among us? Nay..not. Everyone must pay the same
for the same service. And the stipends should go to me, of course, as I am
the most honest and upright amount this throng, except maybe for Scout, who
is almost as good a Papist as I am.


"Maxprop" wrote in message
ink.net...

"katysails" wrote in message

Motion proposed and seconded. All in favor, say "aye"....


Wait, wait, wait . . . . Perchance before we cast our ballots, should we
not decide to whom such stipends are paid, and to whom they are not? Can
one, in good conscience, assess fees to be paid by lurkers to the likes of
Bubbles or Jon-boy? And should certain individuals not be accrue greater
remuneration than others. Certainly Neal, DSK, Katy, Oz, Scotty,
Gilligan, or the long-lost Nav, for examples, would command greater monies
than would myself, Jeff, or BB the Inept.

Now, see what a Pandora's box thou has opened?

Max





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