When their car broke down a Jew, an Indian and an Australian knocked
on a farmer's door to ask for accommodation for the night. "I only
have room for two, one of you will have to sleep in the barn," said
the farmer. "All right, I will," said the Jew.

But 5 minutes later there was a knock at the door. "There's a pig in
the barn, I can't sleep in there," said the Jew. "Okay, I'll go," said
the Indian.

Five minutes later there was a knock on the door. "There is an
un-sacred cow in the barn," he said. "No worries mate, I'll go," said
Ozzy.

Five minutes later there was yet another knock at the door. It was the
pig and cow!!!