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Capt. Neal®
 
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Default Had a dream about Miss Mo'lissa

Had this nightmare about Miss Mo'lissa last night.

She was chasing me and I was running along the dock
but she kept gaining.

Finally, I managed to jump into my dinghy and get away but
she started swimming really fast after me. She was gaining
no matter how much throttle I gave it. Luckily I woke up.

Before I awakened, I managed to snap a picture of her.

http://www.ambergriscaye.com/pages/t...1-manateeX.jpg

CN
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Was probably the closest thing you've had to a woman in a long time...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
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Had this nightmare about Miss Mo'lissa last night.

She was chasing me and I was running along the dock
but she kept gaining.

Finally, I managed to jump into my dinghy and get away but
she started swimming really fast after me. She was gaining no matter how
much throttle I gave it. Luckily I woke up.

Before I awakened, I managed to snap a picture of her.

http://www.ambergriscaye.com/pages/t...1-manateeX.jpg

CN



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Miss Mo'Lissa
 
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hehe....cute! Her figure is much more shapely than mine, I have
better teeth!

Did I say I was a lifeguard too??? So if I come swimming after your
dingy self, you better bail out!

I heard your dingy was bigger than your boat... or was it that your
mouth was bigger than your balls??????

(chuckling....)


On Thu, 20 Jan 2005 17:31:53 -0500, Capt. Neal®
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Had this nightmare about Miss Mo'lissa last night.

She was chasing me and I was running along the dock
but she kept gaining.

Finally, I managed to jump into my dinghy and get away but
she started swimming really fast after me. She was gaining
no matter how much throttle I gave it. Luckily I woke up.

Before I awakened, I managed to snap a picture of her.

http://www.ambergriscaye.com/pages/t...1-manateeX.jpg

CN


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Bwahwhawawhaaa! You are soooo bad, Capt. Neal.

LP rofl

"Capt. Neal®" wrote:
Had this nightmare about Miss Mo'lissa last night.

She was chasing me and I was running along the dock
but she kept gaining.

Finally, I managed to jump into my dinghy and get away but
she started swimming really fast after me. She was gaining no matter how
much throttle I gave it. Luckily I woke up.

Before I awakened, I managed to snap a picture of her.

http://www.ambergriscaye.com/pages/t...1-manateeX.jpg

CN



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You actually expect me to believe they have lifeguards and
beaches in Nome, Alaska? I bet the water never gets much
above forty degrees up there near the arctic circle.

And, why is it you keep mentioning my balls? Are you in love
already? lol

CN


"Miss Mo'Lissa" wrote in message ...
hehe....cute! Her figure is much more shapely than mine, I have
better teeth!

Did I say I was a lifeguard too??? So if I come swimming after your
dingy self, you better bail out!

I heard your dingy was bigger than your boat... or was it that your
mouth was bigger than your balls??????

(chuckling....)


On Thu, 20 Jan 2005 17:31:53 -0500, Capt. Neal®
wrote:

Had this nightmare about Miss Mo'lissa last night.

She was chasing me and I was running along the dock
but she kept gaining.

Finally, I managed to jump into my dinghy and get away but
she started swimming really fast after me. She was gaining
no matter how much throttle I gave it. Luckily I woke up.

Before I awakened, I managed to snap a picture of her.

http://www.ambergriscaye.com/pages/t...1-manateeX.jpg

CN





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Swimming pools....wow..how dense can you get?

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
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You actually expect me to believe they have lifeguards and
beaches in Nome, Alaska? I bet the water never gets much
above forty degrees up there near the arctic circle.

And, why is it you keep mentioning my balls? Are you in love
already? lol

CN


"Miss Mo'Lissa" wrote in message
...
hehe....cute! Her figure is much more shapely than mine, I have
better teeth!

Did I say I was a lifeguard too??? So if I come swimming after your
dingy self, you better bail out!

I heard your dingy was bigger than your boat... or was it that your
mouth was bigger than your balls??????

(chuckling....)


On Thu, 20 Jan 2005 17:31:53 -0500, Capt. Neal®
wrote:

Had this nightmare about Miss Mo'lissa last night.

She was chasing me and I was running along the dock
but she kept gaining.

Finally, I managed to jump into my dinghy and get away but
she started swimming really fast after me. She was gaining
no matter how much throttle I gave it. Luckily I woke up.

Before I awakened, I managed to snap a picture of her.

http://www.ambergriscaye.com/pages/t...1-manateeX.jpg

CN





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Actually, the Bering Sea is frozen.... probably about 7-8 of rock
solid ice. Can't sail a boat, but you can 'sail' with a snowboard and
a kite.....had a buddy who made a little craft on skiis that was sail
powered.... pretty cool.

I'm not sure what the water temp is..... freaking cold in summer so I
just bet it's alla-pah (very freaking cold) underneath that ice! We
have a great swimming pool and one helluva swim team.

There are some lakes inland that are ok to play in when the summer sun
does that 24 hour a day thing, but most are glacier fed.

I go to Homer, or to Seattle for what little bit of sailing I've been
blessed to do....

Still looking for a contact at the marina in Cabo, if anyone knows
someone who knows someone! I'm certainly not looking for a free ride,
but right now I'm so ~in love~ with neal's balls that I can't promise
a piece of ass to anyone!!!!!! haha

yes, it's the little things in life--and the only thing smaller than
his nads would be his sohum sohum!!!!




On Fri, 21 Jan 2005 19:06:25 -0500, Capt. Neal®
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You actually expect me to believe they have lifeguards and
beaches in Nome, Alaska? I bet the water never gets much
above forty degrees up there near the arctic circle.

And, why is it you keep mentioning my balls? Are you in love
already? lol

CN


"Miss Mo'Lissa" wrote in message ...
hehe....cute! Her figure is much more shapely than mine, I have
better teeth!

Did I say I was a lifeguard too??? So if I come swimming after your
dingy self, you better bail out!

I heard your dingy was bigger than your boat... or was it that your
mouth was bigger than your balls??????

(chuckling....)


On Thu, 20 Jan 2005 17:31:53 -0500, Capt. Neal®
wrote:

Had this nightmare about Miss Mo'lissa last night.

She was chasing me and I was running along the dock
but she kept gaining.

Finally, I managed to jump into my dinghy and get away but
she started swimming really fast after me. She was gaining
no matter how much throttle I gave it. Luckily I woke up.

Before I awakened, I managed to snap a picture of her.

http://www.ambergriscaye.com/pages/t...1-manateeX.jpg

CN



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"Miss Mo'Lissa" wrote in message ...
Still looking for a contact at the marina in Cabo, if anyone knows
someone who knows someone! I'm certainly not looking for a free ride,
but right now I'm so ~in love~ with neal's balls that I can't promise
a piece of ass to anyone!!!!!! haha

yes, it's the little things in life--and the only thing smaller than
his nads would be his sohum sohum!!!!


Enough with the Eskimo insults, already. I don't know what
sohum sohum is but I can guess and both you and Katysails
are just asking for a trip to the Moon.

CN
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PW statement if I ever heard one...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
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"Miss Mo'Lissa" wrote in message
...
Still looking for a contact at the marina in Cabo, if anyone knows
someone who knows someone! I'm certainly not looking for a free ride,
but right now I'm so ~in love~ with neal's balls that I can't promise
a piece of ass to anyone!!!!!! haha

yes, it's the little things in life--and the only thing smaller than
his nads would be his sohum sohum!!!!


Enough with the Eskimo insults, already. I don't know what
sohum sohum is but I can guess and both you and Katysails
are just asking for a trip to the Moon.

CN



 
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