"Martin Baxter" wrote in message
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Scott Vernon wrote:
Oh, is this the thread he was bitching about?

If we really want to make this the longest thread in recent memory
we should start talking about guns.

that should do it.


Could one turn ones mast into a very long tube mortar?

and fire straight up?



How about making the boom into a air powered potato canon?


Sounds feasible.


SV

Would that vang be mounted less than 25% distance from the mast?
Mooron won't understand it, if it is.

Scotty


"DSK" wrote in message
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Oh, is this the thread he was bitching about?

Must have missed that part... should we start over?

Martin Baxter wrote:
If we really want to make this the longest thread in recent memory
we
should start talking about guns.

What's the best combination grenade launcher/assault rifle to have
on
board?


M-203 if you're going to be cruising NATO countries, it's easier to
resupply.

Could one turn ones mast into a very long tube mortar?


Yes but you have to remember to take off all the tension on the back
&
babystays... prebend would be a real bitch...

How about making the boom into a air powered potato canon?


I like it... especially if you have a digitally controlled indexing
pneumatic solid vang... easier to aim that the long tube mortar
concealed in the mast...

DSK

Yeah.. Neal!

CM

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
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Who, Neal?


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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Oh Yeah... he hated the fact he started it and refuses to post to it
again!

CM

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
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Oh, is this the thread he was bitching about?

Scotty

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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You know... if you keep posting to this thread it's gonna drive
Neal
around
the bend ... since it seems it may take the award for the longest
thread on
ASA history!!

CM

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
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Donal was driving home from the local pub one night, when a
copper
pulled him over.
"What sheems to be the trouble ofisher?'' Donal slured.

"Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding his
arms
across his chest, "that a few intersections back, your wife
fell
out
of your car?"

"Oh, thank heavens," sighs Donal.
"For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."




"katysails" wrote in message

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Don't flatter yourself..so am I....

"Donal" wrote in message
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"katysails" wrote in message

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Don't flatter yourself...so am I...

But I'm *happily* married!




Regards


Donal
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"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
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"Capt. Mooron" wrote

With the recent Gun Control Legislation in Canada that has assured
only
criminals and enforcement agencies have firearms..... I'm leaning
towards
gasoline filled balloons, a water balloon launcher and a flare gun.


Wimpy Canooks!


Look I've already tested the gas balloon and flare gun method.... it's way
more devastating than a couple of rounds of bullets. The whole raft went up
in flames in seconds. I'm working on a single hand launcher... I tried one
made with one of those scoops that tosses a ball... but the little gear
threads kept ripping the balloons!

CM

Oh I'd understand it would be fine for light rounds.... but the heavy
payloads would require end of boom stabilization to prevent excessive barrel
whip!

CM

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
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Would that vang be mounted less than 25% distance from the mast?
Mooron won't understand it, if it is.

Scotty


"DSK" wrote in message
. ..
Oh, is this the thread he was bitching about?

Must have missed that part... should we start over?

Martin Baxter wrote:
If we really want to make this the longest thread in recent memory
we
should start talking about guns.

What's the best combination grenade launcher/assault rifle to have
on
board?


M-203 if you're going to be cruising NATO countries, it's easier to
resupply.

Could one turn ones mast into a very long tube mortar?


Yes but you have to remember to take off all the tension on the back
&
babystays... prebend would be a real bitch...

How about making the boom into a air powered potato canon?


I like it... especially if you have a digitally controlled indexing
pneumatic solid vang... easier to aim that the long tube mortar
concealed in the mast...

DSK

A motor sailing vessel using compessed exhaust powered automatic
potatoe firing devices far out preform standard sailing vessel potatoe
launchers by far IMHO.

Joe

May be but who in their right mind would trade a real sailboat for a
'motorboat sailing vessel'?

Scotty

"Joe" wrote in message
oups.com...
A motor sailing vessel using compessed exhaust powered automatic
potatoe firing devices far out preform standard sailing vessel
potatoe
launchers by far IMHO.

Joe

Anyone who demands the best of everything.

Joe

Wussie! Let the man put ya down. Canook!

Joe

"Donal" wrote in message
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"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Donal was driving home from the local pub one night, when a copper
pulled him over.
"What sheems to be the trouble ofisher?'' Donal slured.

"Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding his
arms
across his chest, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell
out
of your car?"

"Oh, thank heavens," sighs Donal.
"For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."

You've met my wife????


No, not yet.



I'm glad that she bears no resemblance to a sheep.

You like variety, eh?

Scotty