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Well, if anyone knows about fantasy lifes, it would certainly be you...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
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"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
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"Capt. Neal®" wrote:
Hey, I said I was just kidding about the Voodoo.


Well, dear Captain, I won't be able to visit you until you burn your
voodoo
doll on your cabin walls, per the pictures that you posted.



Burn my Voodoo doll? But, it was a gift. The woman who gave it to me
got possessed by some evil entity. Talking to her after she got
possessed was like you see in the movies. Her eyes looked evil and
she actually hissed and drooled and hatred ushered forth from her.
It scared even me trying to find out what was wrong with her and
to suggest she get help.

They admitted her to a mental hospital soon thereafter for a time
but she got out. Then, she almost killed herself with pills but they
found her passed out on the road and pumped her stomach in time.

Sadly, she was found dead at the full moon year or so ago in the
portico of the health dept. building along with a .38. She'd discharged
the gun into the roof of her mouth. The bullet exited the back of
her head.

What do you want from me? I'll kiss and make up
with Katy


Already being unfaithful, Neal? I haven't even stepped foot on the
airplane
and I read this now? Hahahahaaa!


I would never be unfaithful to you, sweetheart.

I was merely attempting to get Katy's prurient interests aroused.
(I think she can use a robust fantasy life since she seems to be
only a domestic being re her relationship to Mr. Sails. Sometimes
a good fantasy can spice up a dormant husband-wife sex life.
To me, Katy sounds frustrated in her postings. I'd like to see
her sweeten up and act more like you. Just trying to help her.
I would never even consider an affair with a married woman.)


LP (with standards no man can reach)


But, there is at least one man who can reach and surpass them . . .

CN



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But, Katy, a fantasy life about you is better than real life with most
women. (With the definite exception of LP, that is.)

CN

"katysails" wrote in message ...
Well, if anyone knows about fantasy lifes, it would certainly be you...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:PQvyd.21944$F25.13455@okepread07...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote:
Hey, I said I was just kidding about the Voodoo.

Well, dear Captain, I won't be able to visit you until you burn your
voodoo
doll on your cabin walls, per the pictures that you posted.



Burn my Voodoo doll? But, it was a gift. The woman who gave it to me
got possessed by some evil entity. Talking to her after she got
possessed was like you see in the movies. Her eyes looked evil and
she actually hissed and drooled and hatred ushered forth from her.
It scared even me trying to find out what was wrong with her and
to suggest she get help.

They admitted her to a mental hospital soon thereafter for a time
but she got out. Then, she almost killed herself with pills but they
found her passed out on the road and pumped her stomach in time.

Sadly, she was found dead at the full moon year or so ago in the
portico of the health dept. building along with a .38. She'd discharged
the gun into the roof of her mouth. The bullet exited the back of
her head.

What do you want from me? I'll kiss and make up
with Katy

Already being unfaithful, Neal? I haven't even stepped foot on the
airplane
and I read this now? Hahahahaaa!


I would never be unfaithful to you, sweetheart.

I was merely attempting to get Katy's prurient interests aroused.
(I think she can use a robust fantasy life since she seems to be
only a domestic being re her relationship to Mr. Sails. Sometimes
a good fantasy can spice up a dormant husband-wife sex life.
To me, Katy sounds frustrated in her postings. I'd like to see
her sweeten up and act more like you. Just trying to help her.
I would never even consider an affair with a married woman.)


LP (with standards no man can reach)


But, there is at least one man who can reach and surpass them . . .

CN




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katysails
 
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Sad...so sad....

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
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But, Katy, a fantasy life about you is better than real life with most
women. (With the definite exception of LP, that is.)

CN

"katysails" wrote in message
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Well, if anyone knows about fantasy lifes, it would certainly be you...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:PQvyd.21944$F25.13455@okepread07...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote:
Hey, I said I was just kidding about the Voodoo.

Well, dear Captain, I won't be able to visit you until you burn your
voodoo
doll on your cabin walls, per the pictures that you posted.


Burn my Voodoo doll? But, it was a gift. The woman who gave it to me
got possessed by some evil entity. Talking to her after she got
possessed was like you see in the movies. Her eyes looked evil and
she actually hissed and drooled and hatred ushered forth from her.
It scared even me trying to find out what was wrong with her and
to suggest she get help.

They admitted her to a mental hospital soon thereafter for a time
but she got out. Then, she almost killed herself with pills but they
found her passed out on the road and pumped her stomach in time.

Sadly, she was found dead at the full moon year or so ago in the
portico of the health dept. building along with a .38. She'd discharged
the gun into the roof of her mouth. The bullet exited the back of
her head.

What do you want from me? I'll kiss and make up
with Katy

Already being unfaithful, Neal? I haven't even stepped foot on the
airplane
and I read this now? Hahahahaaa!

I would never be unfaithful to you, sweetheart.

I was merely attempting to get Katy's prurient interests aroused.
(I think she can use a robust fantasy life since she seems to be
only a domestic being re her relationship to Mr. Sails. Sometimes
a good fantasy can spice up a dormant husband-wife sex life.
To me, Katy sounds frustrated in her postings. I'd like to see
her sweeten up and act more like you. Just trying to help her.
I would never even consider an affair with a married woman.)


LP (with standards no man can reach)


But, there is at least one man who can reach and surpass them . . .

CN






 
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