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katysails December 26th 04 02:07 PM

Nothing like a good dose of e coli yo keep the old system flushed out,
right? mmmmm-mmmmm.....LP, I'd make sure that whatever you ate down there
when you visit come from a deli or a restaurant....

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
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"Capt. Neal®" wrote:
"Lady Pilot" wrote:


PS Describe for me how beautiful a cedar bucket is, okay?


I'd be happy to . . .


In other words, by virtue of it's many uses and construction of
one of the worlds nicest woods a cedar bucket is a thing of
beauty. Just like you, sweetheart. ;-{)


Ahhh, uummmm, ohhh...excuse me for a moment...

I have a desire to clean out the kitty-litter box all of the sudden...

Do you use bleach to get the germs out of the bucket?

How can you get germs out of a wood bucket?

LP (oh my!)



Bleach and salt water cleans just about anything. I also use
one of those toilet brushes with the long handle to get into
the cracks and creases.

I don't worry too much about germs because I have this
theory that one must eat plenty of germs in order to keep
a healthy and robust immune system. I have a cast iron
stomach and have actually eaten mayonnaise that was
three months old and unrefrigerated without becoming
ill. Seafood collected in the cedar bucket will cause
me no harm to be sure.

CN




Overproof December 27th 04 12:58 AM

I'm back.... :-)

CM

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...

Mooron went off on a road trip. He has a broken heart.

CN

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
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"Capt. Neal®" wrote:

On the other hand, those who are wordsmiths can
wield this tool far more effectively than those who
cannot.


Very true! Maybe someday I can be like the "great ones" on the
newsgroup.

Speaking of which, has anyone seen Capt. Mooron?

LP






Overproof December 27th 04 12:59 AM

Nice Trip it was.... good adventure.
I didn't get arrested...... but I should have on many occasions!


CM

"katysails" wrote in message
...
He said he was going on a roadtrip...

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
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"Capt. Neal®" wrote:

On the other hand, those who are wordsmiths can
wield this tool far more effectively than those who
cannot.


Very true! Maybe someday I can be like the "great ones" on the
newsgroup.

Speaking of which, has anyone seen Capt. Mooron?

LP






katysails December 27th 04 03:50 AM

How's your heart?

"Overproof" wrote in message
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I'm back.... :-)

CM

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...

Mooron went off on a road trip. He has a broken heart.

CN

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:AWrzd.28207$F25.20697@okepread07...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote:

On the other hand, those who are wordsmiths can
wield this tool far more effectively than those who
cannot.

Very true! Maybe someday I can be like the "great ones" on the
newsgroup.

Speaking of which, has anyone seen Capt. Mooron?

LP








Overproof December 27th 04 04:00 AM


OzOne wrote in message ...
On Mon, 27 Dec 2004 00:59:51 GMT, "Overproof"
scribbled thusly:

I didn't get arrested...... but I should have on many occasions!


CM


Who would ever have expected that you, of all people, was a socially
unacceptable human being!


I didn't say I was impolite, nor anti-social..... only that I may have
taken liberties with the letter of the law on several occasions throughout
my sojourn. My efforts were certainly appreciated by the crowd... if not the
local constabulary..... then again those keystone kops couldn't catch a dick
in a zipper with instructions.

Let'em go ahead and make rules... it's not like they have a hope in hell of
enforcing them.

CM



DSK December 27th 04 02:05 PM

Overproof wrote:
Let'em go ahead and make rules... it's not like they have a hope in hell of
enforcing them.


My sentiments exactly!

DSK


Donal December 28th 04 01:14 AM


OzOne wrote in message ...
On Mon, 27 Dec 2004 04:00:02 GMT, "Overproof"
scribbled thusly:
I didn't say I was impolite, nor anti-social..... only that I may have
taken liberties with the letter of the law on several occasions

throughout
my sojourn. My efforts were certainly appreciated by the crowd... if not

the
local constabulary..... then again those keystone kops couldn't catch a

dick
in a zipper with instructions.

Let'em go ahead and make rules... it's not like they have a hope in hell

of
enforcing them.

CM


Mooron, you're well on the way to honorable Ozzie status :-)


Nonsense!!

I hear that they've banned alcohol on beaches in Aussie now..... and people
are actually obeying this "nanny state" law.

There is no such thing as an Australian *man* any more. You're all a bunch
of big girls' blouses.




Regards


Disgusted
--




Lady Pilot December 28th 04 07:27 AM

Oh dear!

LP

"katysails" wrote:
Because he thinks his cedar bucket is a beautiful thing....because natural
processes are sacred to him...

"Lady Pilot" wrote:
"katysails" wrote:...
In other words, he's comparing you to a slop jar, bedpan, spittoon, etc.
You get the point...


Why would Captain Neal use me in such a way(s) that you describe?




Lady Pilot December 28th 04 07:29 AM


"katysails" wrote:
Nothing like a good dose of e coli yo keep the old system flushed out,
right? mmmmm-mmmmm.....LP, I'd make sure that whatever you ate down there
when you visit come from a deli or a restaurant....


No problem! I could always fast as a last resort...

LP



Lady Pilot December 28th 04 07:30 AM


"Overproof" wrote:
Not bad... I just finished shoveling 2 feet of snow from the driveway....
and God Bless more is falling as I type.

You just have to love this weather!

Heh... wait a minute..... which of my "hearts" are you referring to?


Surely the "Queen of Hearts"... ;-D

LP (know when to hold them, know when to fold them...)




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