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Capt. Neal® December 21st 04 08:32 PM

Do you always wear rubber gloves when you pleasure yourself?

CN

OzOne wrote in message ...

Now where did I put those gloves!




Capt. Neal® December 21st 04 08:33 PM

Those damned Kiwis are the reason the America's Cup
left our shores. They are better sailors. Period.

CN


"Thom Stewart" wrote in message ...
CN,

It mean nothing???? It meant the AC left the shores of good old USA. It
meant that as well as many other things.

Get real CN. Newport no longer host the AC race.

Ole Thom


Capt. Neal® December 21st 04 08:33 PM


What's your point?

"Thom Stewart" wrote in message ...
CN,

I do believe they still sell the same way and the faster Racer/Cruiser
still gets to sell the most boats

Ole Thom


Thom Stewart December 21st 04 10:11 PM

CN,

If she is cherised why are you writing about her in a Post tilted;

"The silliest thing I've seen in a while?"

Really think YOU ARE CONFUSED!

Ole Thom


Thom Stewart December 21st 04 10:32 PM

CN,

You memory CN. It is failing you, badly!
You're rather young for that to happen.
The 150 year reign of the AC was broken by a boat named "Australia II"
It wasn't a Kiwi boat. It had a Wing Keel. The first one ever used in AC
Racing.

The AC is in the hands of the SWISS!! They took it away from the KIWI's

I hope this ENLIGHTEN you :^)

Ole Thom


Thom Stewart December 21st 04 10:57 PM

The point being;

You're sailing a SLUG!
Tripp designed the 27 to compete in the 1/2 Ton rated IOR class and it
failed. Failed badly. Beaten by Cals, San Juans, Pearsons, Newports,
even the old Columbia 26 outperformed it in IOR. That was boat on boat,
no handicap

Sorry to brake the news to you after all these year but I thought you
knew.

You are sailing a Slug, and that stands for slow. and that as a R/C
spells failure.
It went back limping to sailing in PHRF and watch it value drop out of
the leaking bottom around the keel bolts

Just a Little More Enlightenment (G)

Ole Thom


Scott Vernon December 22nd 04 01:05 AM

Gaynz started that rumor. Compared to him, all women are more
masculine.

Scotty


"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...


Seriously, I have to wonder where some people got the
idea that LP was a dyke? I've seen a picture of her
and she is an attractive woman. I've heard her voice
and it is all estrogen.

Perhaps you, like Nav, are jealous?

CN


wrote in message

...
On Sat, 18 Dec 2004 23:12:18 -0500, Capt. Neal®

wrote:


wrote in message

...
On Sat, 18 Dec 2004 20:39:34 -0500, Capt. Neal®

wrote:

It was a little after Midnight. She was having some trouble

with her e-mail
which somehow got messed up in the configuration. She gave me

an alternate
so we could keep in touch.

I used to think she was a sock puppet of some sort. Boy, was I

ever wrong.
She's a real, all-American conservative woman who thinks like

I think. She's
intelligent as well - she's just sooooo fine. She's got the

cutest Okie accent.
She's also very attractive looking. (She sent me a pic or

two - don't tell Nav, he'll
be bright green with envy.) The very best thing is she will be

available soon.

I think I'm in love.

CN


Break it to your right hand gently. It is going to be

devastated after all these
years!

BB

What do you know about it, mister? Sounds to me like a wee bit of

jealousy rearing its
ugly head.

CN


I prefer women.

BB





JG December 22nd 04 01:21 AM

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Gaynz started that rumor. Compared to him, all women are more
masculine than I am.

Scotty


"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...


Seriously, I have to wonder where some people got the
idea that LP was a dyke? I've seen a picture of her
and she is an attractive woman. I've heard her voice
and it is all estrogen.

Perhaps you, like Nav, are jealous?

CN


wrote in message

...
On Sat, 18 Dec 2004 23:12:18 -0500, Capt. Neal®

wrote:


wrote in message

...
On Sat, 18 Dec 2004 20:39:34 -0500, Capt. Neal®

wrote:

It was a little after Midnight. She was having some trouble

with her e-mail
which somehow got messed up in the configuration. She gave me

an alternate
so we could keep in touch.

I used to think she was a sock puppet of some sort. Boy, was I

ever wrong.
She's a real, all-American conservative woman who thinks like

I think. She's
intelligent as well - she's just sooooo fine. She's got the

cutest Okie accent.
She's also very attractive looking. (She sent me a pic or

two - don't tell Nav, he'll
be bright green with envy.) The very best thing is she will be

available soon.

I think I'm in love.

CN


Break it to your right hand gently. It is going to be

devastated after all these
years!

BB

What do you know about it, mister? Sounds to me like a wee bit of

jealousy rearing its
ugly head.

CN

I prefer women.

BB







Capt. Neal® December 22nd 04 06:16 PM

Go bottle feed your infant son, Booby!

CN


wrote in message ...
On Mon, 20 Dec 2004 19:34:45 -0500, Capt. Neal® wrote:



Seriously, I have to wonder where some people got the
idea that LP was a dyke? I've seen a picture of her
and she is an attractive woman. I've heard her voice
and it is all estrogen.

I really go for those "Ru Paul" types

CN




Donal December 23rd 04 12:40 AM


wrote in message
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On Wed, 22 Dec 2004 13:16:02 -0500, Capt. Neal®
wrote:

Go bottle feed your infant son, Booby!

CN


Only the lamest of the lame, the weakest of the weak, and the girliest
of the girlymen, have need to resort to accusing all detractors of
being the same individual. You are pathetic.


"Pathetic" would seem to be an adequate description of someone who apperars
to have no personality at all.


This creation of Bob's(BB) is as pathetic as it gets!





Regards


Donal
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