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Lady Pilot December 23rd 04 08:33 AM


wrote;

Only the lamest of the lame, the weakest of the weak, and the girliest
of the girlymen, have need to resort to accusing all detractors of
being the same individual. You are pathetic.


You are beginning to sound more and more like Jonathan everyday.

Are you two in love?

LP



Lady Pilot December 23rd 04 08:36 AM


"Capt. Neal®" wrote;

"Lady Pilot" wrote:

"Capt. Neal®" wrote:snipped some
I used to think she was a sock puppet of some sort. Boy, was I ever
wrong.
She's a real, all-American conservative woman who thinks like I think.
She's
intelligent as well - she's just sooooo fine. She's got the cutest Okie
accent.
She's also very attractive looking. (She sent me a pic or two - don't
tell
Nav, he'll
be bright green with envy.)


You are hilarious! Should I be flattered or upset?



You should be flattered. It is only the finest things
that interest me. Hence, yourself, my Coronado 27,
fair winds, smooth seas and a well-seasoned cedar
bucket are among the most cherished things in my life.


Now I'm a bit worried...you are comparing me to a cedar bucket?

LP (God forbid)

PS Describe for me how beautiful a cedar bucket is, okay?



Lady Pilot December 23rd 04 08:44 AM


"Capt. Neal®" wrote:
A man doesn't disrespect his woman by revealing personal detail.
What I wrote was the truth, Mam, just the truth . . .


Okay, carry on...

As for me, I prefer what we share - the strongest tie of all - love, real
love.


Your professing your love for me on usenet? I'm flattered, I must say.

But I expected it to be a much more "personal thing". ;-)

LP (are you sure you aren't just trying to make Katysails jealous?)




















katysails December 23rd 04 12:54 PM

He's been trying to do that for years and hasn't gotten anywhere...you're
fresh "bait"...

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:5Avyd.21880$F25.16283@okepread07...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote:
A man doesn't disrespect his woman by revealing personal detail.
What I wrote was the truth, Mam, just the truth . . .


Okay, carry on...

As for me, I prefer what we share - the strongest tie of all - love, real
love.


Your professing your love for me on usenet? I'm flattered, I must say.

But I expected it to be a much more "personal thing". ;-)

LP (are you sure you aren't just trying to make Katysails jealous?)






















JG December 23rd 04 06:04 PM

Bait for what?

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"katysails" wrote in message
...
He's been trying to do that for years and hasn't gotten anywhere...you're
fresh "bait"...

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:5Avyd.21880$F25.16283@okepread07...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote:
A man doesn't disrespect his woman by revealing personal detail.
What I wrote was the truth, Mam, just the truth . . .


Okay, carry on...

As for me, I prefer what we share - the strongest tie of all - love,
real
love.


Your professing your love for me on usenet? I'm flattered, I must say.

But I expected it to be a much more "personal thing". ;-)

LP (are you sure you aren't just trying to make Katysails jealous?)
























Capt. Neal® December 23rd 04 08:30 PM


"Lady Pilot" wrote in message news:5Avyd.21880$F25.16283@okepread07...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote:
A man doesn't disrespect his woman by revealing personal detail.
What I wrote was the truth, Mam, just the truth . . .


Okay, carry on...

As for me, I prefer what we share - the strongest tie of all - love, real
love.


Your professing your love for me on usenet? I'm flattered, I must say.

But I expected it to be a much more "personal thing". ;-)

LP (are you sure you aren't just trying to make Katysails jealous?)



It's hard to make Katy jealous but I keep trying.
One of these days she'll come to her senses, though.

As for "personal", it's not possible to be "personal" on
the newsgroups. It's all so impersonal - just words on
a screen.

On the other hand, those who are wordsmiths can
wield this tool far more effectively than those who
cannot. There is a subset of the functionally illiterate
who use this forum and you can easily see how they
corrupt it. Take Gaynz . . . on second thought, leave
Gaynz. Leave him to his paranoid schizophrenic
dreamworld of gay psychotic aspirations.

CN


Capt. Neal® December 23rd 04 08:31 PM

C'mon, Katy. Even you must admit you are slowly warming up to me
now that I've turned into a kinder, more gentle newsgroup persona.

CN


"katysails" wrote in message ...
He's been trying to do that for years and hasn't gotten anywhere...you're
fresh "bait"...

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:5Avyd.21880$F25.16283@okepread07...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote:
A man doesn't disrespect his woman by revealing personal detail.
What I wrote was the truth, Mam, just the truth . . .


Okay, carry on...

As for me, I prefer what we share - the strongest tie of all - love, real
love.


Your professing your love for me on usenet? I'm flattered, I must say.

But I expected it to be a much more "personal thing". ;-)

LP (are you sure you aren't just trying to make Katysails jealous?)























katysails December 23rd 04 10:16 PM

Warm up? Where? It's 18 friggin degrees here. Nothing is warm in Michigan
this time of year.

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
C'mon, Katy. Even you must admit you are slowly warming up to me
now that I've turned into a kinder, more gentle newsgroup persona.

CN


"katysails" wrote in message
...
He's been trying to do that for years and hasn't gotten anywhere...you're
fresh "bait"...

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:5Avyd.21880$F25.16283@okepread07...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote:
A man doesn't disrespect his woman by revealing personal detail.
What I wrote was the truth, Mam, just the truth . . .

Okay, carry on...

As for me, I prefer what we share - the strongest tie of all - love,
real
love.

Your professing your love for me on usenet? I'm flattered, I must say.

But I expected it to be a much more "personal thing". ;-)

LP (are you sure you aren't just trying to make Katysails jealous?)

























Donal December 24th 04 01:01 AM


wrote in message
...
On Thu, 23 Dec 2004 00:40:44 -0000, "Donal" wrote:


wrote in message
.. .
On Wed, 22 Dec 2004 13:16:02 -0500, Capt. Neal®
wrote:

Go bottle feed your infant son, Booby!

CN


Only the lamest of the lame, the weakest of the weak, and the girliest
of the girlymen, have need to resort to accusing all detractors of
being the same individual. You are pathetic.


"Pathetic" would seem to be an adequate description of someone who

apperars
to have no personality at all.


This creation of Bob's(BB) is as pathetic as it gets!



Thanks Donald! You continue to reinforce everything I've ever said about

you.

Huh? You haven't said anything about me. .. In fact you haven't really
expressed an opinion about anything at all. That's because you are a
sockpuppet.

You need to develop some real opinions of your own.




BB=Donal


... and Donal=BB. Unfortunately, nobody will believe that you and I
are the same person. I'm not good enough to produce such an empty
sock-puppet.




Regards


BB
--
ps See what I mean?



Lady Pilot December 26th 04 05:19 AM


"Capt. Neal®" wrote:
"Lady Pilot" wrote:


PS Describe for me how beautiful a cedar bucket is, okay?


I'd be happy to . . .


In other words, by virtue of it's many uses and construction of
one of the worlds nicest woods a cedar bucket is a thing of
beauty. Just like you, sweetheart. ;-{)


Ahhh, uummmm, ohhh...excuse me for a moment...

I have a desire to clean out the kitty-litter box all of the sudden...

Do you use bleach to get the germs out of the bucket?

How can you get germs out of a wood bucket?

LP (oh my!)




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