Dear Group,

Advice needed, even from Bobsprit.

I've seen many a picture on your website of cockpits loaded
with some fine-looking women who seem to be quite enjoying
themselves judging by the looks on their faces.

Perhaps you or anybody else who has females aboard can
give me a few tips of how to make women as comfortable
as possible so they have an enjoyable experience when
sailing.

Is it a good idea to take a novice female sailor out on
the ocean.? Even is this lady should happen to be used
to, say, flying and may not suffer at all from motion
sickness?

What peculiarities do woman have aboard. Are they
squeamish about using the head in such close quarters?

Are they able to use a cedar bucket?

Do they insist on cooking and preparing meals?

Thanks in advance.

CN

"Capt. Neal®" wrote ...
Dear Group,

Even is this lady should happen to be used


is there any other kind?

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
Dear Group,

Advice needed, even from Bobsprit.

Slumming it now?
That's beneath you.


I've seen many a picture on your website of cockpits loaded
with some fine-looking women who seem to be quite enjoying
themselves judging by the looks on their faces.

Perhaps you or anybody else who has females aboard can
give me a few tips of how to make women as comfortable
as possible so they have an enjoyable experience when
sailing.

Is it a good idea to take a novice female sailor out on
the ocean.?

How would the Blob know? He's rarely left the dock, much less made it off
shore.

Even is this lady should happen to be used
to, say, flying and may not suffer at all from motion
sickness?

What peculiarities do woman have aboard. Are they
squeamish about using the head in such close quarters?

Not usually. Some are, but in the keys since it's warm, you could always drop
the hook and let her go swimming.


Are they able to use a cedar bucket?

She'd probably worry about splinters.....whether there's a possibility or not.


Do they insist on cooking and preparing meals?

Not usually. Have plenty of beer (or other adult beverages) on hand. And
snacks. They usually want the drinks cold.

Thanks in advance.

More than welcome.


CN

C. Bell

Perhaps you or anybody else who has females aboard can
give me a few tips of how to make women as comfortable
as possible so they have an enjoyable experience when
sailing.


1) Proper working head. MOST women don't want to urinate in a bucket.
2) Tell them the sail will be only for an hour or two. Many women get worried
about feeling "trapped" on a small boat. This usually goes away fast.
3) Good food
4) Promise massage in a jocking manner
5) Don't discriminate. Even a fat girl is welcome. She often has better looking
friends.
6) Make good crew of at least 2 ladies. Get them into it. Make them feel
valuable as crew. They become the sense of security for new women who may be
worried about you.
7) When you find a lady you fancy, GRADUALLY lessen the crew roster until it's
just the two of you, but don't force it.
8) When you're done with her, keep her as a "friend" and good crew as she will
lure even more women. About a 3rd of the girls on Alien are former
flings/girlfriends. They are a great bunch.
9) Remember...it's not about banging all of them! Eat only what's ripe and
fresh on the vine. It's the difference between a Sea Dog and Captain who charms
the ladies with grace.

Good luck!

RB

You forgot the part about wearing zinc oxide "sunscreen" on your lips when
you have a herpes outbreak.


"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
Perhaps you or anybody else who has females aboard can
give me a few tips of how to make women as comfortable
as possible so they have an enjoyable experience when
sailing.


1) Proper working head. MOST women don't want to urinate in a bucket.
2) Tell them the sail will be only for an hour or two. Many women get
worried
about feeling "trapped" on a small boat. This usually goes away fast.
3) Good food
4) Promise massage in a jocking manner
5) Don't discriminate. Even a fat girl is welcome. She often has better
looking
friends.
6) Make good crew of at least 2 ladies. Get them into it. Make them feel
valuable as crew. They become the sense of security for new women who may
be
worried about you.
7) When you find a lady you fancy, GRADUALLY lessen the crew roster until
it's
just the two of you, but don't force it.
8) When you're done with her, keep her as a "friend" and good crew as she
will
lure even more women. About a 3rd of the girls on Alien are former
flings/girlfriends. They are a great bunch.
9) Remember...it's not about banging all of them! Eat only what's ripe and
fresh on the vine. It's the difference between a Sea Dog and Captain who
charms
the ladies with grace.

Good luck!

RB

You forgot the part about wearing zinc oxide "sunscreen" on your lips when
you have a herpes outbreak.


Wow, bob! Take care of that. How did you get Herpes?

RB

The Boob forgot:

10) Scour thr bus stations in your area for teenage run-a-ways. They
appreciate a day off the street and a little food.
S/V Express 30 "Ringmaster"
"Trains are a winter sport"

10) Scour thr bus stations in your area for teenage run-a-ways. They
appreciate a day off the street and a little food.

Neal, ignore Loco. He's yet to post a pic of his boat with anything female on
it. Clearly he's an angry jealous "man."
If the bus station thing works for him, fine. You can do better.

RB

Thanks for the good tips. It sounds like you've got
your act together. No wonder you are such a hit
with the ladies.

CN


"Bobsprit" wrote in message ...
Perhaps you or anybody else who has females aboard can
give me a few tips of how to make women as comfortable
as possible so they have an enjoyable experience when
sailing.


1) Proper working head. MOST women don't want to urinate in a bucket.
2) Tell them the sail will be only for an hour or two. Many women get worried
about feeling "trapped" on a small boat. This usually goes away fast.
3) Good food
4) Promise massage in a jocking manner
5) Don't discriminate. Even a fat girl is welcome. She often has better looking
friends.
6) Make good crew of at least 2 ladies. Get them into it. Make them feel
valuable as crew. They become the sense of security for new women who may be
worried about you.
7) When you find a lady you fancy, GRADUALLY lessen the crew roster until it's
just the two of you, but don't force it.
8) When you're done with her, keep her as a "friend" and good crew as she will
lure even more women. About a 3rd of the girls on Alien are former
flings/girlfriends. They are a great bunch.
9) Remember...it's not about banging all of them! Eat only what's ripe and
fresh on the vine. It's the difference between a Sea Dog and Captain who charms
the ladies with grace.

Good luck!

RB

Of course I can do much better. I might be getting
a visit from one of the group's sexier women.

No, it's not Suzanne!

CN


"Bobsprit" wrote in message ...
10) Scour thr bus stations in your area for teenage run-a-ways. They
appreciate a day off the street and a little food.

Neal, ignore Loco. He's yet to post a pic of his boat with anything female on
it. Clearly he's an angry jealous "man."
If the bus station thing works for him, fine. You can do better.

RB