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Thanks for the good tips. It sounds like you've got your act together. No wonder you are such a hit with the ladies. CN "Bobsprit" wrote in message ... Perhaps you or anybody else who has females aboard can give me a few tips of how to make women as comfortable as possible so they have an enjoyable experience when sailing. 1) Proper working head. MOST women don't want to urinate in a bucket. 2) Tell them the sail will be only for an hour or two. Many women get worried about feeling "trapped" on a small boat. This usually goes away fast. 3) Good food 4) Promise massage in a jocking manner 5) Don't discriminate. Even a fat girl is welcome. She often has better looking friends. 6) Make good crew of at least 2 ladies. Get them into it. Make them feel valuable as crew. They become the sense of security for new women who may be worried about you. 7) When you find a lady you fancy, GRADUALLY lessen the crew roster until it's just the two of you, but don't force it. 8) When you're done with her, keep her as a "friend" and good crew as she will lure even more women. About a 3rd of the girls on Alien are former flings/girlfriends. They are a great bunch. 9) Remember...it's not about banging all of them! Eat only what's ripe and fresh on the vine. It's the difference between a Sea Dog and Captain who charms the ladies with grace. Good luck! RB |
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