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Thanks for the good tips. It sounds like you've got
your act together. No wonder you are such a hit
with the ladies.

CN


"Bobsprit" wrote in message ...
Perhaps you or anybody else who has females aboard can
give me a few tips of how to make women as comfortable
as possible so they have an enjoyable experience when
sailing.


1) Proper working head. MOST women don't want to urinate in a bucket.
2) Tell them the sail will be only for an hour or two. Many women get worried
about feeling "trapped" on a small boat. This usually goes away fast.
3) Good food
4) Promise massage in a jocking manner
5) Don't discriminate. Even a fat girl is welcome. She often has better looking
friends.
6) Make good crew of at least 2 ladies. Get them into it. Make them feel
valuable as crew. They become the sense of security for new women who may be
worried about you.
7) When you find a lady you fancy, GRADUALLY lessen the crew roster until it's
just the two of you, but don't force it.
8) When you're done with her, keep her as a "friend" and good crew as she will
lure even more women. About a 3rd of the girls on Alien are former
flings/girlfriends. They are a great bunch.
9) Remember...it's not about banging all of them! Eat only what's ripe and
fresh on the vine. It's the difference between a Sea Dog and Captain who charms
the ladies with grace.

Good luck!

RB

 
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