You forgot the part about wearing zinc oxide "sunscreen" on your lips when
you have a herpes outbreak.


"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
Perhaps you or anybody else who has females aboard can
give me a few tips of how to make women as comfortable
as possible so they have an enjoyable experience when
sailing.


1) Proper working head. MOST women don't want to urinate in a bucket.
2) Tell them the sail will be only for an hour or two. Many women get
worried
about feeling "trapped" on a small boat. This usually goes away fast.
3) Good food
4) Promise massage in a jocking manner
5) Don't discriminate. Even a fat girl is welcome. She often has better
looking
friends.
6) Make good crew of at least 2 ladies. Get them into it. Make them feel
valuable as crew. They become the sense of security for new women who may
be
worried about you.
7) When you find a lady you fancy, GRADUALLY lessen the crew roster until
it's
just the two of you, but don't force it.
8) When you're done with her, keep her as a "friend" and good crew as she
will
lure even more women. About a 3rd of the girls on Alien are former
flings/girlfriends. They are a great bunch.
9) Remember...it's not about banging all of them! Eat only what's ripe and
fresh on the vine. It's the difference between a Sea Dog and Captain who
charms
the ladies with grace.

Good luck!

RB

You forgot the part about wearing zinc oxide "sunscreen" on your lips when
you have a herpes outbreak.


Wow, bob! Take care of that. How did you get Herpes?

RB

Ha ha, you're 'jocking', right?

Scotty

"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
nk.net...
You forgot the part about wearing zinc oxide "sunscreen" on your
lips when
you have a herpes outbreak.




4) Promise massage in a jocking manner