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Bwahahahahahahaaaaa... you're sounding more like "Bob" which each post!!!

Of course! You've already said you think we are the same person!

RB

"Bobsprit" wrote in message

A real mom is has a career AND takes care of a child.
You wouldn't know about that, Scotty Potti.

.....and that leaves you able to surf the newsgroups in peace?

Are you going to get a lactating Nanny in January??

If not.... poor Suzanne will feel quite bovine ... returning to the barn at
six and having the milk pump strapped to her for an hour.

CM

A real mom is has a career AND takes care of a child.
You wouldn't know about that, Scotty Potti.

.....and that leaves you able to surf the newsgroups in peace?

Yup!!!

RB

If not.... poor Suzanne will feel quite bovine ... returning to the barn at
six and having the milk pump strapped to her for an hour.

Good lord. Good you be so ignorant? You don't come home to pump. You take a
portable pump with you. It gets quite painful otherwise. Look it up.

RB

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
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You just have
to be careful to replenish enough calories in your system. $400 breast
pumps. What a joke. Mankind has existed for how long without mechanical
devises to extract bodily fluids? He probably loves his Orick, too.

What a shockingly ignorant post. Truly. You will find no professional in
the
world to agree with this. Pumping milk with hand pumps or suction pumps is
standard practice. Aclimation to bottle feeding of breast milk is SOP if
the
mother won't be around 100% of the time.

If you really love Thomas, then you should put him up for adoption
immediately. He might be lucky enough to get a mother who is willing to
make some sacrifices for him. If he is really lucky, his new father will be
able to show photos of Thomas without thinking that the camera was more
important than the subject.

Thomas gets 1 bottle a day to keep him
used to it. Of course we got this info from every book on the subject and
3
doctors, but Katy must know best! Poor Katy. Realize that Suzanne is no
housewife. After two years of nursing she'll probably become a nurse
practitioner and open her own practice. Some women have careers.

.....And some women are good mothers!

A real man earns enough to keep his family. Thomas is being fed from a
bottle because Suzanne has to work to pay for your new Celestron telescope.
The poor mite is being deprived of the security of his mother's arms so that
you can "possess" a telescope that is useless in your light polluted home.

Sell the telescope and the silly home theatre so that Suzanne can take a
couple of months to stay at home to care for the baby - as nature intended.

Regards

Donal
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wrote in message
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On Wed, 08 Dec 2004 16:58:25 GMT, "Overproof"
My youngest turned 20 on December 5th. Guess again, Muldoon!

So, you're the same age as Bob?
Wow! What a surprise!

Regards

Donal
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Bwahahahahahahahahahaha

Good you be so ignorant?

RB

If your Mom would have stayed home more, your Dad would have had less
opportunities to abuse you the way he did and just maybe you wouldn't
be the jackass that you are.

SV

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
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And some women are Moms.

Thank God for real Moms.

A real mom is has a career AND takes care of a child.
You wouldn't know about that, Scotty Potti.

RB