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Bobsprit December 6th 04 02:10 PM

Yes .. a breast pump is used for feedings when the mother is not available
to do it herself.


No it's not. You are beyond ignorant and actually pretty dumb. A breast pump is
also for:
1) Maintaining breast milk feeding when mother has soreness or fatigue.
2) Training baby to take bottle when mother is not available. Initiated by the
mother.
The second item is MOST important. Doesn't work for all babies. Some resist the
bottle. But Thomas has learned he will get breast milk either way, which means
Suzanne was able to attend a meeting at the Hospital last night and Thomas was
fine.
Mooron, you've really made an ass of yourself again. We're still waiting on how
to cut red eye from a camera with built in flash!

Bwahahahahahaha!

RB


Vito December 6th 04 03:46 PM

"Bobsprit" wrote
Yes .. a breast pump is used for feedings when the mother is not available
to do it herself.


No it's not. You are beyond ignorant and actually pretty dumb. A breast

pump is
also for:
1) Maintaining breast milk feeding when mother has soreness or fatigue.
2) Training baby to take bottle when mother is not available. Initiated by

the
mother.
The second item is MOST important.


Abuse your kid if you want but breast feeding is important for three
reasons.
1. Colostrum - it comes first and lasts a few days or weeks and provides
the child immunities.
2. Mama's snuggling and cuddling - important to kid's psychological
development. May turn out gay without it.
3. Keeps mama from going into estrus too soon.




Overproof December 6th 04 07:52 PM


"Bobsprit" wrote in message

No it's not. You are beyond ignorant and actually pretty dumb. A breast
pump is
also for:


Also for... so what I said initially is indeed correct and you are trying to
add additional crap to the mix?

1) Maintaining breast milk feeding when mother has soreness or fatigue.


Quit hogging her other tit then..... sheesh!

2) Training baby to take bottle when mother is not available. Initiated by
the
mother.


Oh Please... what a load of crap that is.....!!!

The second item is MOST important. Doesn't work for all babies. Some
resist the
bottle. But Thomas has learned he will get breast milk either way, which
means
Suzanne was able to attend a meeting at the Hospital last night and Thomas
was
fine.


You're trying to talk like you raised six kids already and acting like a
dufus first timer!

Mooron, you've really made an ass of yourself again. We're still waiting
on how
to cut red eye from a camera with built in flash!


You're supposed to be the Pro Bobby.... !

CM



Overproof December 6th 04 07:53 PM


"Bobsprit" wrote in message

Vito, Thomas is 14 weeks. He was breast fead the whole time in the
beginning.
We are both home full time.


Cripes... how can you both be home full time and claim the breast pump is
for when the mother isn't available ????

CM




Overproof December 6th 04 07:54 PM


"DSK" wrote in message
. ..
Overproof wrote:
Whoa..... that's enough to initiate projectile vomiting!


Why are you swallowing projectiles in the first place?


Good Grief..... you've picked up Nav's sense of humour!

My sincerest condolences!

CM



Bobsprit December 6th 04 08:40 PM

2) Training baby to take bottle when mother is not available. Initiated by
the
mother.


Oh Please... what a load of crap that is.....!!!


Can you imagine this old fool, Mooron, is actually acting as though he has a
clue. It's almost as funny as his sailing "knowledge."

Bwahahahahahaha!

RB

Jonathan Ganz December 6th 04 08:51 PM

Mooron has sailing knowledge?? He must have gotten it from Crapton.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
2) Training baby to take bottle when mother is not available. Initiated
by
the
mother.


Oh Please... what a load of crap that is.....!!!


Can you imagine this old fool, Mooron, is actually acting as though he has
a
clue. It's almost as funny as his sailing "knowledge."

Bwahahahahahaha!

RB




Vito December 6th 04 09:30 PM

Good! Then what's this breast pump crap?

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
Abuse your kid if you want but breast feeding is important for three
reasons.
1. Colostrum - it comes first and lasts a few days or weeks and

provides
the child immunities.
2. Mama's snuggling and cuddling - important to kid's psychological
development. May turn out gay without it.
3. Keeps mama from going into estrus too soon.

Vito, Thomas is 14 weeks. He was breast fead the whole time in the

beginning.
We are both home full time.
Sorry. Thomas is getting better treatment than most babies because we can
afford it.

RB




Vito December 6th 04 09:32 PM

"Bobsprit" wrote
Cripes... how can you both be home full time and claim the breast pump is
for when the mother isn't available ????

She returns to school in January.
Get it????

So poor Thomas begins developing psychosis that soon? Oy! The poor baby!



Overproof December 6th 04 09:49 PM


"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
Cripes... how can you both be home full time and claim the breast pump is
for when the mother isn't available ????

She returns to school in January.
Get it????


No Bob... you claimed she was breast feeding...after posting a picture of
what is a bottle of Gerber's formula in a bottle being administered to the
infant.

Oh! Oh!! ... then you claimed there was a breast pump!!! ...that you
filled the bottle with breast milk!! ... and that the milk was being fed via
a bottle to the baby cradled right next to the fresh stuff.... Friggin'
Cripes how stupid are you Bob?

Then when called on that you claimed it was to get the baby used to the
bottle... Bwahahahahaaa... I mean really! That's just plain stupid. It
would take a half hour.... not a half month. January is a month away Bob!

Come on Bob... fess up!

CM




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