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Capt. Neal® December 5th 04 02:27 AM

Bobsprit breaks the law
 
Bobsprit breaks the law and endangers the life
of his baby. Where's the life jacket required
by law, Booby?

http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/babysails3.jpg

Overproof December 5th 04 04:36 AM

The real crime is that of the absence of breast feeding... doesn't this
woman have breasts?

CM

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
Bobsprit breaks the law and endangers the life
of his baby. Where's the life jacket required
by law, Booby?

http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/babysails3.jpg




Bobsprit December 5th 04 05:18 AM

The real crime is that of the absence of breast feeding... doesn't this
woman have breasts?


What an ignorant pinhead Mooron is. Suzanne has been breast feeding Thomas
since he joined us. Ever hear of a breast pump? Suzanne's Medela pump cost more
than Scotty Potti's boat!

Lord, Mooron is gaining on Scotti Potti for dope of the month!

RB

Jonathan Ganz December 5th 04 05:57 AM

Obviously you know nothing about babies.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Overproof" wrote in message
news:gfwsd.231892$df2.44259@edtnps89...
The real crime is that of the absence of breast feeding... doesn't this
woman have breasts?

CM

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
Bobsprit breaks the law and endangers the life
of his baby. Where's the life jacket required
by law, Booby?

http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/babysails3.jpg






katysails December 5th 04 01:38 PM

We all chided him about the safety factors when he first posted that
pic....what if some unforeseen object, like a deadhead, whompewd the boat
and the baby flew out of her arms????

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
Bobsprit breaks the law and endangers the life
of his baby. Where's the life jacket required
by law, Booby?

http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/babysails3.jpg




Overproof December 5th 04 03:04 PM


"Bobsprit" wrote in message

What an ignorant pinhead Mooron is. Suzanne has been breast feeding Thomas
since he joined us. Ever hear of a breast pump? Suzanne's Medela pump cost
more
than Scotty Potti's boat!


Yes .. a breast pump is used for feedings when the mother is not available
to do it herself. Breast feeding is just that..... and that is not what is
happening as far as I can see.


Lord, Mooron is gaining on Scotti Potti for dope of the month!


The title of Dope ...would be better awarded to yourself... considering the
lame rebuttals you've presented to date.

CM



Scott Vernon December 5th 04 03:32 PM


"katysails" wrote in message
...
We all chided him about the safety factors when he first posted that
pic....what if some unforeseen object, like a deadhead, whompewd the

boat
and the baby flew out of her arms????


and onto the dock?



Donal December 5th 04 10:14 PM


"Overproof" wrote in message
news:gfwsd.231892$df2.44259@edtnps89...
The real crime is that of the absence of breast feeding... doesn't this
woman have breasts?


Doesn't matter!!

Bob usually feeds the baby ....



Regards


Donal
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Overproof December 5th 04 10:49 PM


"Donal" wrote in message
...

"Overproof" wrote in message
news:gfwsd.231892$df2.44259@edtnps89...
The real crime is that of the absence of breast feeding... doesn't this
woman have breasts?


Doesn't matter!!

Bob usually feeds the baby ....


So... Suzanne is feeding breast milk pumped from Bob's breasts???

Whoa..... that's enough to initiate projectile vomiting!

CM



DSK December 6th 04 01:34 PM

Overproof wrote:
Whoa..... that's enough to initiate projectile vomiting!


Why are you swallowing projectiles in the first place?

DSK


Bobsprit December 6th 04 02:10 PM

Yes .. a breast pump is used for feedings when the mother is not available
to do it herself.


No it's not. You are beyond ignorant and actually pretty dumb. A breast pump is
also for:
1) Maintaining breast milk feeding when mother has soreness or fatigue.
2) Training baby to take bottle when mother is not available. Initiated by the
mother.
The second item is MOST important. Doesn't work for all babies. Some resist the
bottle. But Thomas has learned he will get breast milk either way, which means
Suzanne was able to attend a meeting at the Hospital last night and Thomas was
fine.
Mooron, you've really made an ass of yourself again. We're still waiting on how
to cut red eye from a camera with built in flash!

Bwahahahahahaha!

RB


Vito December 6th 04 03:46 PM

"Bobsprit" wrote
Yes .. a breast pump is used for feedings when the mother is not available
to do it herself.


No it's not. You are beyond ignorant and actually pretty dumb. A breast

pump is
also for:
1) Maintaining breast milk feeding when mother has soreness or fatigue.
2) Training baby to take bottle when mother is not available. Initiated by

the
mother.
The second item is MOST important.


Abuse your kid if you want but breast feeding is important for three
reasons.
1. Colostrum - it comes first and lasts a few days or weeks and provides
the child immunities.
2. Mama's snuggling and cuddling - important to kid's psychological
development. May turn out gay without it.
3. Keeps mama from going into estrus too soon.




Overproof December 6th 04 07:52 PM


"Bobsprit" wrote in message

No it's not. You are beyond ignorant and actually pretty dumb. A breast
pump is
also for:


Also for... so what I said initially is indeed correct and you are trying to
add additional crap to the mix?

1) Maintaining breast milk feeding when mother has soreness or fatigue.


Quit hogging her other tit then..... sheesh!

2) Training baby to take bottle when mother is not available. Initiated by
the
mother.


Oh Please... what a load of crap that is.....!!!

The second item is MOST important. Doesn't work for all babies. Some
resist the
bottle. But Thomas has learned he will get breast milk either way, which
means
Suzanne was able to attend a meeting at the Hospital last night and Thomas
was
fine.


You're trying to talk like you raised six kids already and acting like a
dufus first timer!

Mooron, you've really made an ass of yourself again. We're still waiting
on how
to cut red eye from a camera with built in flash!


You're supposed to be the Pro Bobby.... !

CM



Overproof December 6th 04 07:53 PM


"Bobsprit" wrote in message

Vito, Thomas is 14 weeks. He was breast fead the whole time in the
beginning.
We are both home full time.


Cripes... how can you both be home full time and claim the breast pump is
for when the mother isn't available ????

CM




Overproof December 6th 04 07:54 PM


"DSK" wrote in message
. ..
Overproof wrote:
Whoa..... that's enough to initiate projectile vomiting!


Why are you swallowing projectiles in the first place?


Good Grief..... you've picked up Nav's sense of humour!

My sincerest condolences!

CM



Bobsprit December 6th 04 08:40 PM

2) Training baby to take bottle when mother is not available. Initiated by
the
mother.


Oh Please... what a load of crap that is.....!!!


Can you imagine this old fool, Mooron, is actually acting as though he has a
clue. It's almost as funny as his sailing "knowledge."

Bwahahahahahaha!

RB

Jonathan Ganz December 6th 04 08:51 PM

Mooron has sailing knowledge?? He must have gotten it from Crapton.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
2) Training baby to take bottle when mother is not available. Initiated
by
the
mother.


Oh Please... what a load of crap that is.....!!!


Can you imagine this old fool, Mooron, is actually acting as though he has
a
clue. It's almost as funny as his sailing "knowledge."

Bwahahahahahaha!

RB




Vito December 6th 04 09:30 PM

Good! Then what's this breast pump crap?

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
Abuse your kid if you want but breast feeding is important for three
reasons.
1. Colostrum - it comes first and lasts a few days or weeks and

provides
the child immunities.
2. Mama's snuggling and cuddling - important to kid's psychological
development. May turn out gay without it.
3. Keeps mama from going into estrus too soon.

Vito, Thomas is 14 weeks. He was breast fead the whole time in the

beginning.
We are both home full time.
Sorry. Thomas is getting better treatment than most babies because we can
afford it.

RB




Vito December 6th 04 09:32 PM

"Bobsprit" wrote
Cripes... how can you both be home full time and claim the breast pump is
for when the mother isn't available ????

She returns to school in January.
Get it????

So poor Thomas begins developing psychosis that soon? Oy! The poor baby!



Overproof December 6th 04 09:49 PM


"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
Cripes... how can you both be home full time and claim the breast pump is
for when the mother isn't available ????

She returns to school in January.
Get it????


No Bob... you claimed she was breast feeding...after posting a picture of
what is a bottle of Gerber's formula in a bottle being administered to the
infant.

Oh! Oh!! ... then you claimed there was a breast pump!!! ...that you
filled the bottle with breast milk!! ... and that the milk was being fed via
a bottle to the baby cradled right next to the fresh stuff.... Friggin'
Cripes how stupid are you Bob?

Then when called on that you claimed it was to get the baby used to the
bottle... Bwahahahahaaa... I mean really! That's just plain stupid. It
would take a half hour.... not a half month. January is a month away Bob!

Come on Bob... fess up!

CM



Overproof December 6th 04 09:52 PM


"Bobsprit" wrote in message

Can you imagine this old fool, Mooron, is actually acting as though he has
a
clue. It's almost as funny as his sailing "knowledge."

Good Grief... it's becoming apparent I have way more "knowledge" about this
than the collection of side step dances you've been presenting as
'answers'....

You're lost aren't you Bob.... fess up!

CM



Overproof December 6th 04 09:58 PM

It's total fabrication in a vain attempt to look cool.... that kid never
sees a breast unless his mother is changing clothes in his room.

If she was indeed breast feeding from birth... she'd still be doing it now.

She's not... it's a bottle of baby formula... bank on it!

CM

"Vito" wrote in message
...
Good! Then what's this breast pump crap?

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
Abuse your kid if you want but breast feeding is important for three
reasons.
1. Colostrum - it comes first and lasts a few days or weeks and

provides
the child immunities.
2. Mama's snuggling and cuddling - important to kid's psychological
development. May turn out gay without it.
3. Keeps mama from going into estrus too soon.

Vito, Thomas is 14 weeks. He was breast fead the whole time in the

beginning.
We are both home full time.
Sorry. Thomas is getting better treatment than most babies because we can
afford it.

RB






Overproof December 6th 04 10:13 PM


OzOne wrote in message
Mooron knows a lot about babies and nursing, Bubbles!


Shush... you know how excitable he is.... don't get him all wound up!

He's probably "manning the pumps" for the 8PM feeding.

Bwahahahahahahaaa

CM



Overproof December 6th 04 10:23 PM


"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
She's not... it's a bottle of baby formula... bank on it!


Whatever. Bank on Mooron being clueless. I guess that 400 dollar pump and
cooler bags are for cleaning out the bilge.
Drives Mooron whackier, I guess.


So Bob... how many GPH are you getting out of that 400 dollar breast
pump.... and does it come with motorized router bits???
Bwahahahahahahahaaaa!!!

No wonder Suzanne's breasts are a might tender... Ha Ha Ha ha


CM



Capt. Neal® December 6th 04 10:36 PM

Poor Booby! He's got a picture of his baby sucking on a bottle
and claims the baby is breast fed. Yes sir, that makes a lot of
sense. Before going out to sit in the boat at the dock Suzanne
attaches the $400 breast pump and fills up the baby bottle.

Then she has to warm it up again after she gets to the boat.
This stale milk is necessary because his wife simply cannot
lactate out of the security of her home.

I've heard of shy bladder but shy breasts? Never heard of
that one.

Bobsprit is clearly lying because he knows his baby should be
breast fed but he is so whipped that he knows he cannot
change his wife's mind about breast feeding. The woman
is selfish and prudish and thinks breast feeding is for
animals and degrading for humans. She'd rather sacrifice
the health of the baby and Booby is not enough of a man
to do what's right for the baby.

CN


"Bobsprit" wrote in message ...
She's not... it's a bottle of baby formula... bank on it!


Whatever. Bank on Mooron being clueless. I guess that 400 dollar pump and
cooler bags are for cleaning out the bilge.
Drives Mooron whackier, I guess.

RB


katysails December 7th 04 02:37 AM

And what about the post the other day that Suzy works two days a week????

"Overproof" wrote in message
news:hN2td.239488$df2.211731@edtnps89...

"Bobsprit" wrote in message

Vito, Thomas is 14 weeks. He was breast fead the whole time in the
beginning.
We are both home full time.


Cripes... how can you both be home full time and claim the breast pump is
for when the mother isn't available ????

CM






Peter Wiley December 7th 04 02:46 AM


Easy. Blobby is a liar. We all knew that.

PDW

In article
,
katysails wrote:

And what about the post the other day that Suzy works two days a week????

"Overproof" wrote in message
news:hN2td.239488$df2.211731@edtnps89...

"Bobsprit" wrote in message

Vito, Thomas is 14 weeks. He was breast fead the whole time in the
beginning.
We are both home full time.


Cripes... how can you both be home full time and claim the breast pump is
for when the mother isn't available ????

CM






katysails December 7th 04 02:47 AM

Now you will all please shut up since none of you have actual experience in
this process whereas I nursed 3 children. Bob's reasons are bunkum. A
breast fed baby, when offered a bottle by his/her mother, will generally
reject the bottle because the real thing is present. Water can be offered
to a baby in a bottle by some other person and there will be some success.
The nursery nurses usually attempt to get breast fed babies to take water in
the hospital, especially if there's a chance of a high bili count...Pumping
is not a pleasurable experince whereas breastfeeding is...pump[ing can be
quite painful. Hand expressing is much better, even though the yield is
less. I was fortunate that when i was having my children, a friend in my
neighborhood was also having children and we both breastfed. If there was
some reason one of us had to be away, we would take the other's baby. No
need to pump. It's just as easy to nurse two as it is one. You just have
to be careful to replenish enough calories in your system. $400 breast
pumps. What a joke. Mankind has existed for how long without mechanical
devises to extract bodily fluids? He probably loves his Orick, too.



Scott Vernon December 7th 04 02:55 AM

I knew you would straighten them out.

Scotty

"katysails" wrote in message
...
Now you will all please shut up since none of you have actual

experience in
this process whereas I nursed 3 children. Bob's reasons are bunkum.

A
breast fed baby, when offered a bottle by his/her mother, will

generally
reject the bottle because the real thing is present. Water can be

offered
to a baby in a bottle by some other person and there will be some

success.
The nursery nurses usually attempt to get breast fed babies to take

water in
the hospital, especially if there's a chance of a high bili

count...Pumping
is not a pleasurable experince whereas breastfeeding is...pump[ing

can be
quite painful. Hand expressing is much better, even though the

yield is
less. I was fortunate that when i was having my children, a friend

in my
neighborhood was also having children and we both breastfed. If

there was
some reason one of us had to be away, we would take the other's

baby. No
need to pump. It's just as easy to nurse two as it is one. You

just have
to be careful to replenish enough calories in your system. $400

breast
pumps. What a joke. Mankind has existed for how long without

mechanical
devises to extract bodily fluids? He probably loves his Orick, too.





Overproof December 7th 04 03:05 AM

Have you ever seen a $400 Breast Pump???

No... Really?

That would be like a 1500Watt Genset.....

It would make a milk cow nervous!....

Reverse the flow and Babs would be jealous! :-D

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
...
Now you will all please shut up since none of you have actual experience
in this process whereas I nursed 3 children. Bob's reasons are bunkum. A
breast fed baby, when offered a bottle by his/her mother, will generally
reject the bottle because the real thing is present. Water can be offered
to a baby in a bottle by some other person and there will be some success.
The nursery nurses usually attempt to get breast fed babies to take water
in the hospital, especially if there's a chance of a high bili
count...Pumping is not a pleasurable experince whereas breastfeeding
is...pump[ing can be quite painful. Hand expressing is much better, even
though the yield is less. I was fortunate that when i was having my
children, a friend in my neighborhood was also having children and we both
breastfed. If there was some reason one of us had to be away, we would
take the other's baby. No need to pump. It's just as easy to nurse two
as it is one. You just have to be careful to replenish enough calories in
your system. $400 breast pumps. What a joke. Mankind has existed for
how long without mechanical devises to extract bodily fluids? He probably
loves his Orick, too.





Peter Wiley December 7th 04 04:21 AM

In article
,
katysails wrote:

Now you will all please shut up since none of you have actual experience in
this process whereas I nursed 3 children. Bob's reasons are bunkum. A
breast fed baby, when offered a bottle by his/her mother, will generally
reject the bottle because the real thing is present. Water can be offered
to a baby in a bottle by some other person and there will be some success.
The nursery nurses usually attempt to get breast fed babies to take water in
the hospital, especially if there's a chance of a high bili count...Pumping
is not a pleasurable experince whereas breastfeeding is...pump[ing can be
quite painful. Hand expressing is much better, even though the yield is
less. I was fortunate that when i was having my children, a friend in my
neighborhood was also having children and we both breastfed. If there was
some reason one of us had to be away, we would take the other's baby. No
need to pump. It's just as easy to nurse two as it is one. You just have
to be careful to replenish enough calories in your system. $400 breast
pumps. What a joke. Mankind has existed for how long without mechanical
devises to extract bodily fluids? He probably has one for his dick, too.



Scott Vernon December 7th 04 01:06 PM


"Bobsprit" wrote ...

one must read the signs for when
hunger approaches.



BwaHahahahahahahahahahahahah



Overproof December 7th 04 04:22 PM


"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...

"Bobsprit" wrote ...

one must read the signs for when
hunger approaches.



BwaHahahahahahahahahahahahah


Ain't that a friggin' Peach?.... Bwahahahahahaaaaaa!!


CM



Bobsprit December 8th 04 01:50 PM

You just have
to be careful to replenish enough calories in your system. $400 breast
pumps. What a joke. Mankind has existed for how long without mechanical
devises to extract bodily fluids? He probably loves his Orick, too.

What a shockingly ignorant post. Truly. You will find no professional in the
world to agree with this. Pumping milk with hand pumps or suction pumps is
standard practice. Aclimation to bottle feeding of breast milk is SOP if the
mother won't be around 100% of the time. Thomas gets 1 bottle a day to keep him
used to it. Of course we got this info from every book on the subject and 3
doctors, but Katy must know best! Poor Katy. Realize that Suzanne is no
housewife. After two years of nursing she'll probably become a nurse
practitioner and open her own practice. Some women have careers.

RB

Scott Vernon December 8th 04 01:53 PM


"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
You just have
to be careful to replenish enough calories in your system. $400

breast
pumps. What a joke. Mankind has existed for how long without

mechanical
devises to extract bodily fluids? He probably loves his Orick,

too.

What a shockingly ignorant post. Truly. You will find no

professional in the
world to agree with this. Pumping milk with hand pumps or suction

pumps is
standard practice. Aclimation to bottle feeding of breast milk is

SOP if the
mother won't be around 100% of the time. Thomas gets 1 bottle a day

to keep him
used to it. Of course we got this info from every book on the

subject and 3
doctors, but Katy must know best! Poor Katy. Realize that Suzanne is

no
housewife. After two years of nursing she'll probably become a nurse
practitioner and open her own practice. Some women have careers.

BBob


And some women are Moms.

Thank God for real Moms.

Scotty



Overproof December 8th 04 03:02 PM


wrote in message

Yip Yip Yip Yap!!



Bad Doggy... down boy!

CM



Overproof December 8th 04 03:05 PM


wrote in message Ignorant Katy, the
telephone receptionist, should take a visit to the
birthing center at Yale New Haven Hospital where they actually know a
little about the subject. There are posters all over the place saying
"Express yourself!"


Bwahahahahahahaaaaa... you're sounding more like "Bob" which each post!!!

.....still believing that mankind hasn't been having babies with no books or
doctors for ... how long would that be ?? Bill-Bob??

CM



Bobsprit December 8th 04 03:10 PM

And some women are Moms.

Thank God for real Moms.

A real mom is has a career AND takes care of a child.
You wouldn't know about that, Scotty Potti.

RB

Bobsprit December 8th 04 03:13 PM

Ignorant Katy, the telephone receptionist, should take a visit to the
birthing center at Yale New Haven Hospital where they actually know a
little about the subject. There are posters all over the place saying
"Express yourself!"

Of course. Breast pumps are also key for a busy mother since you must express
milk so the body knows to maintain the supply. Katy is in the stoned age!

RB

Bobsprit December 8th 04 03:14 PM

.....still believing that mankind hasn't been having babies with no books or
doctors for ..


Yeah...back when baby mortality was over 75%.
Another funny post from Mooron...sort of.

RB


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