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Bobsprit December 8th 04 03:15 PM

Bwahahahahahahaaaaa... you're sounding more like "Bob" which each post!!!


Of course! You've already said you think we are the same person!

RB

Overproof December 8th 04 03:16 PM


"Bobsprit" wrote in message

A real mom is has a career AND takes care of a child.
You wouldn't know about that, Scotty Potti.


.....and that leaves you able to surf the newsgroups in peace?

Are you going to get a lactating Nanny in January??

If not.... poor Suzanne will feel quite bovine ... returning to the barn at
six and having the milk pump strapped to her for an hour.

CM



Bobsprit December 8th 04 03:20 PM

A real mom is has a career AND takes care of a child.
You wouldn't know about that, Scotty Potti.


.....and that leaves you able to surf the newsgroups in peace?

Yup!!!

RB

Bobsprit December 8th 04 03:21 PM

If not.... poor Suzanne will feel quite bovine ... returning to the barn at
six and having the milk pump strapped to her for an hour.

Good lord. Good you be so ignorant? You don't come home to pump. You take a
portable pump with you. It gets quite painful otherwise. Look it up.

RB

Overproof December 8th 04 04:45 PM


wrote in message
...
On 08 Dec 2004 15:15:19 GMT, (Bobsprit) wrote:

Bwahahahahahahaaaaa... you're sounding more like "Bob" which each
post!!!


Of course! You've already said you think we are the same person!

RB


I'm beginning to believe it myself! He's a very convincing idiot.


Embrace The Bob.... Bill!

CM



Overproof December 8th 04 04:58 PM


wrote in message
...
On Wed, 08 Dec 2004 16:45:23 GMT, "Overproof"
wrote:


wrote in message
. ..
On 08 Dec 2004 15:15:19 GMT, (Bobsprit) wrote:

Bwahahahahahahaaaaa... you're sounding more like "Bob" which each
post!!!


Of course! You've already said you think we are the same person!

RB

I'm beginning to believe it myself! He's a very convincing idiot.


Embrace The Bob.... Bill!

CM


I would, but according to Neal, I'm in Colorado, while Bob is in NY.
I'm VERY conflicted by this!


S-h-h-h-h.... you'll wake the baby!

CM



Donal December 8th 04 11:23 PM


"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
You just have
to be careful to replenish enough calories in your system. $400 breast
pumps. What a joke. Mankind has existed for how long without mechanical
devises to extract bodily fluids? He probably loves his Orick, too.

What a shockingly ignorant post. Truly. You will find no professional in

the
world to agree with this. Pumping milk with hand pumps or suction pumps is
standard practice. Aclimation to bottle feeding of breast milk is SOP if

the
mother won't be around 100% of the time.


If you really love Thomas, then you should put him up for adoption
immediately. He might be lucky enough to get a mother who is willing to
make some sacrifices for him. If he is really lucky, his new father will be
able to show photos of Thomas without thinking that the camera was more
important than the subject.


Thomas gets 1 bottle a day to keep him
used to it. Of course we got this info from every book on the subject and

3
doctors, but Katy must know best! Poor Katy. Realize that Suzanne is no
housewife. After two years of nursing she'll probably become a nurse
practitioner and open her own practice. Some women have careers.


.....And some women are good mothers!


A real man earns enough to keep his family. Thomas is being fed from a
bottle because Suzanne has to work to pay for your new Celestron telescope.
The poor mite is being deprived of the security of his mother's arms so that
you can "possess" a telescope that is useless in your light polluted home.


Sell the telescope and the silly home theatre so that Suzanne can take a
couple of months to stay at home to care for the baby - as nature intended.


Regards


Donal
--




Donal December 8th 04 11:31 PM


wrote in message
...
On Wed, 08 Dec 2004 16:58:25 GMT, "Overproof"
My youngest turned 20 on December 5th. Guess again, Muldoon!



So, you're the same age as Bob?
Wow! What a surprise!


Regards


Donal
--




Scott Vernon December 9th 04 02:36 AM

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha


Good you be so ignorant?

RB




Scott Vernon December 9th 04 02:39 AM

If your Mom would have stayed home more, your Dad would have had less
opportunities to abuse you the way he did and just maybe you wouldn't
be the jackass that you are.

SV

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
And some women are Moms.

Thank God for real Moms.

A real mom is has a career AND takes care of a child.
You wouldn't know about that, Scotty Potti.

RB




Scott Vernon December 9th 04 02:43 AM


"Overproof" wrote

I'm beginning to believe myself a very convincing idiot.


Embrace The Bob.... Bill!



Pay the Bill..... bob.





katysails December 9th 04 03:07 AM

And some children have Moms at home instead of someone who's willing to
forsake them for a career....careers are for after you've got the klids in
school...sometimes you have to make choices in life that are not selfishly
motivated. Putting off your own education and career is one of those
unselfish things. Kate Hepburn, that terribly liberated woman, never had
children because she had a career. She said many times over that people can
have one or the other but not both at the same time...one will suffer and it
is almost invariably the children and not the career....go blow your horn
somewhere else Bobspit....you know nothing yet...the fruits of your
decisions won't be seen for another 21 years yet....then we can all stand in
judgment and say "We told you so..."

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
You just have
to be careful to replenish enough calories in your system. $400

breast
pumps. What a joke. Mankind has existed for how long without

mechanical
devises to extract bodily fluids? He probably loves his Orick,

too.

What a shockingly ignorant post. Truly. You will find no

professional in the
world to agree with this. Pumping milk with hand pumps or suction

pumps is
standard practice. Aclimation to bottle feeding of breast milk is

SOP if the
mother won't be around 100% of the time. Thomas gets 1 bottle a day

to keep him
used to it. Of course we got this info from every book on the

subject and 3
doctors, but Katy must know best! Poor Katy. Realize that Suzanne is

no
housewife. After two years of nursing she'll probably become a nurse
practitioner and open her own practice. Some women have careers.

BBob


And some women are Moms.

Thank God for real Moms.

Scotty





katysails December 9th 04 03:10 AM

Hey BB...go
here..http://www.heatherhills.com/df37c10f...58dbe.tab.aspx
..that's me....my page...I'm the Human Resource Manager...The receptionists
name is Nicole...she's a real piece of work...she'd love to date you.

"Overproof" wrote in message
news:8LEtd.13298$6f6.535@edtnps89...

wrote in message Ignorant Katy, the
telephone receptionist, should take a visit to the
birthing center at Yale New Haven Hospital where they actually know a
little about the subject. There are posters all over the place saying
"Express yourself!"


Bwahahahahahahaaaaa... you're sounding more like "Bob" which each post!!!

....still believing that mankind hasn't been having babies with no books
or doctors for ... how long would that be ?? Bill-Bob??

CM




katysails December 9th 04 03:13 AM

Maybe we should buy her a cab of Bag Balm for Christmas....

"Overproof" wrote in message
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"Bobsprit" wrote in message

A real mom is has a career AND takes care of a child.
You wouldn't know about that, Scotty Potti.


....and that leaves you able to surf the newsgroups in peace?

Are you going to get a lactating Nanny in January??

If not.... poor Suzanne will feel quite bovine ... returning to the barn
at six and having the milk pump strapped to her for an hour.

CM





Overproof December 9th 04 03:19 AM


wrote in message
I'm about a dozen years older than Bob. What on earth made you think we
were the
same age, or even close?


Well ... give your head a shake there Bill... you write exactly like Bob,
your answers are almost identical. You answer posts directed to Bob and he
answers posts directed to you. You leap to his defense at the slightest hint
of provocation... and neither of you are aware of the fine line between
tasteful and tasteless.

See... I can easily treat you like a little ****ant without the need to
revert to plain everyday cussin'

Course that don't mean you ain't a shrimp dicked, ball lickin, festering,
little ****in' weasel

CM



Bell December 9th 04 03:21 AM

Damn "Katy type. Try now.

katysails wrote:
Hey BB...go
here..
http://www.heatherhills.com/df37c10f...58dbe.tab.aspx
.that's me....my page...I'm the Human Resource Manager...The receptionists
name is Nicole...she's a real piece of work...she'd love to date you.

"Overproof" wrote in message
news:8LEtd.13298$6f6.535@edtnps89...

wrote in message Ignorant Katy, the
telephone receptionist, should take a visit to the
birthing center at Yale New Haven Hospital where they actually know a
little about the subject. There are posters all over the place saying
"Express yourself!"


Bwahahahahahahaaaaa... you're sounding more like "Bob" which each post!!!

....still believing that mankind hasn't been having babies with no books
or doctors for ... how long would that be ?? Bill-Bob??

CM





Bobsprit December 9th 04 03:29 AM

And some children have Moms at home instead of someone who's willing to
forsake them for a career.


What a sad little woman with a sad little view. Suzanne will work three days a
week and I will always be home. Thomas will have both of us...not just one.
Far better and Suzanne gets her career as well.

RB

Bobsprit December 9th 04 03:30 AM

Putting off your own education and career is one of those
unselfish things.


It's a dumb thing. With two parents and some money, you can do both as we will.
Sorry, Katy Two parents are best.

RB

Bobsprit December 9th 04 03:32 AM

..go blow your horn
somewhere else Bobspit....you know nothing yet...the fruits of your
decisions won't be seen for another 21 years yet

Katy has to be the most shallow woman ever with such a view. But it's not
really surprising. Meanwhile, Thomas will be with his parents far more than
your kids were. He'll also grow up doing things your children never had a
chance to. Privelige has a price.
By the way, all of my cousins are doctors and all came from broken homes. They
are at the top of their fields. How did your kids manage?

RB

Bobsprit December 9th 04 03:35 AM

Well ... give your head a shake there Bill... you write exactly like Bob,


Of course! We're me/us!!!!

RB

Overproof December 9th 04 04:42 AM

Yes.. Well... both of you combined still fall half a man short.

CM

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
Well ... give your head a shake there Bill... you write exactly like
Bob,


Of course! We're me/us!!!!

RB




Donal December 9th 04 11:37 PM


wrote in message
...
On Wed, 8 Dec 2004 23:31:14 -0000, "Donal" wrote:


wrote in message
.. .
On Wed, 08 Dec 2004 16:58:25 GMT, "Overproof"
My youngest turned 20 on December 5th. Guess again, Muldoon!



So, you're the same age as Bob?
Wow! What a surprise!



I'm about a dozen years older than Bob. What on earth made you think we

were the
same age, or even close?


A normal man would start to have kids around the age of 23. Why did you
leave it so late?



Regards


Donal
--




Bobsprit December 10th 04 03:15 AM

A normal man would start to have kids around the age of 23.


Yeah, and the majority of "normal men" do a rotten job, end up divorced and
have no money at 23. I waited for a great woman and maturity. I also didn't
waste my fun youth raising a child. Now I'm mellow and really having a great
time with my son! It's totally amazing!

RB

Bobsprit December 10th 04 03:17 AM

A normal man would start to have kids around the age of 23. Why did you
leave it so late?


??? Honestly, where do you come up with these notions?

He's got buyers remorse on his own youth. It's too late now, Donal. Your youth
was all used up on your kids. I enjoyed mine and it's still going! Along with
my wife and boat, there's nothing more beautiful than this....

http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/50tom2.jpg

Sorry my happiness is raining down on your parade!

RB

Capt. Neal® December 10th 04 03:19 AM



Too bad you never sail.

Too bad you never post sailing related material.

Take your baby posts elsewhere please before I
give you the Gaynz treatment.

CN


"Bobsprit" wrote in message ...
A normal man would start to have kids around the age of 23.


Yeah, and the majority of "normal men" do a rotten job, end up divorced and
have no money at 23. I waited for a great woman and maturity. I also didn't
waste my fun youth raising a child. Now I'm mellow and really having a great
time with my son! It's totally amazing!

RB


Overproof December 10th 04 06:51 PM


"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
A normal man would start to have kids around the age of 23.


Yeah, and the majority of "normal men" do a rotten job, end up divorced
and
have no money at 23. I waited for a great woman and maturity. I also
didn't
waste my fun youth raising a child. Now I'm mellow and really having a
great
time with my son! It's totally amazing!


Well if you ever did anything right.... it was Brody Jr.
Great Kid... and you'll have a whole lot of fun raising him.

Just please... don't do it by the book... do it by the heart. You won't
change what he is... but you'll guide what he may become.

CM



Bobsprit December 10th 04 10:17 PM

Just please... don't do it by the book... do it by the heart. You won't
change what he is... but you'll guide what he may become.

Good advice. We are eager to do right by him, but also well tempered. We won't
go overboard...as they say!

RB

Overproof December 10th 04 11:46 PM


"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
Just please... don't do it by the book... do it by the heart. You won't
change what he is... but you'll guide what he may become.

Good advice. We are eager to do right by him, but also well tempered. We
won't
go overboard...as they say!


Right on Bob.... it's not easy at times... I just got told by my 6 year old
niece today... No Problem Uncle[Mooron]... just do as I say ... and we'll
get along just fine!

I mean ...like cripes sake... she's only six!!!

CM



Scott Vernon December 11th 04 01:44 AM

''eager to do right by him, but also well tempered''

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahah ha ha ha ha ha



"Overproof" wrote in message
news:Kzqud.18090$Ya4.13322@edtnps84...

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
Just please... don't do it by the book... do it by the heart. You

won't
change what he is... but you'll guide what he may become.

Good advice. We are eager to do right by him, but also well

tempered. We
won't
go overboard...as they say!


Right on Bob.... it's not easy at times... I just got told by my 6

year old
niece today... No Problem Uncle[Mooron]... just do as I say ... and

we'll
get along just fine!

I mean ...like cripes sake... she's only six!!!

CM





Lady Pilot December 21st 04 05:09 PM


"katysails" wrote:
And some children have Moms at home instead of someone who's willing to
forsake them for a career....careers are for after you've got the klids in
school...sometimes you have to make choices in life that are not selfishly
motivated. Putting off your own education and career is one of those
unselfish things.


Amen, sister! I know for a fact that you speak the truth in regards to the
above.
I couldn't have said it better myself.

That's such good advice that if Bob found it (unlikely) he would never be
able
to comprehend it.

Kudos to you!

LP



Capt. Neal® December 21st 04 09:02 PM


From time to time, Katy definitely makes pretty good sense.
That's one of the reasons I feel drawn towards her. But,
like a moth drawn to a fire, I fear I would suffer a similar
fate. She's a hard woman!

On the other hand, . . .

CN

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message news:FNYxd.19432$F25.4225@okepread07...

"katysails" wrote:
And some children have Moms at home instead of someone who's willing to
forsake them for a career....careers are for after you've got the klids in
school...sometimes you have to make choices in life that are not selfishly
motivated. Putting off your own education and career is one of those
unselfish things.


Amen, sister! I know for a fact that you speak the truth in regards to the
above.
I couldn't have said it better myself.

That's such good advice that if Bob found it (unlikely) he would never be
able
to comprehend it.

Kudos to you!

LP



katysails December 22nd 04 01:38 AM

And like most toddlers, Neal, you shouldn't play with fire....

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...

From time to time, Katy definitely makes pretty good sense.
That's one of the reasons I feel drawn towards her. But,
like a moth drawn to a fire, I fear I would suffer a similar
fate. She's a hard woman!

On the other hand, . . .

CN

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:FNYxd.19432$F25.4225@okepread07...

"katysails" wrote:
And some children have Moms at home instead of someone who's willing to
forsake them for a career....careers are for after you've got the klids
in
school...sometimes you have to make choices in life that are not
selfishly
motivated. Putting off your own education and career is one of those
unselfish things.


Amen, sister! I know for a fact that you speak the truth in regards to
the
above.
I couldn't have said it better myself.

That's such good advice that if Bob found it (unlikely) he would never be
able
to comprehend it.

Kudos to you!

LP





Capt. Neal® December 22nd 04 03:22 AM


Toddler? Hah ahaah hahahhaah! Coming from a part-time, lake
sailor, who sails a sink full of dirty dishes and a vacuum cleaner
in her house more than she sails a boat, that is really hilarious.

Katy, I think you are suffering classic symptoms of SAD in the
past week as demonstrated by your short temper and mean-spirited
posts of late.

Better take a vacation somewhere where the sun shines. It will
do you a world of good.

CN

"katysails" wrote in message ...
And like most toddlers, Neal, you shouldn't play with fire....

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...

From time to time, Katy definitely makes pretty good sense.
That's one of the reasons I feel drawn towards her. But,
like a moth drawn to a fire, I fear I would suffer a similar
fate. She's a hard woman!

On the other hand, . . .

CN

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:FNYxd.19432$F25.4225@okepread07...

"katysails" wrote:
And some children have Moms at home instead of someone who's willing to
forsake them for a career....careers are for after you've got the klids
in
school...sometimes you have to make choices in life that are not
selfishly
motivated. Putting off your own education and career is one of those
unselfish things.

Amen, sister! I know for a fact that you speak the truth in regards to
the
above.
I couldn't have said it better myself.

That's such good advice that if Bob found it (unlikely) he would never be
able
to comprehend it.

Kudos to you!

LP






katysails December 22nd 04 04:38 AM

oh poop...vacuum and dust? You gotta be kidding...I just don't permit
people to make messes in the first place and then there's nothing to clean
up...you haven't a clue...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...

Toddler? Hah ahaah hahahhaah! Coming from a part-time, lake
sailor, who sails a sink full of dirty dishes and a vacuum cleaner
in her house more than she sails a boat, that is really hilarious.

Katy, I think you are suffering classic symptoms of SAD in the
past week as demonstrated by your short temper and mean-spirited
posts of late.

Better take a vacation somewhere where the sun shines. It will
do you a world of good.

CN

"katysails" wrote in message
...
And like most toddlers, Neal, you shouldn't play with fire....

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...

From time to time, Katy definitely makes pretty good sense.
That's one of the reasons I feel drawn towards her. But,
like a moth drawn to a fire, I fear I would suffer a similar
fate. She's a hard woman!

On the other hand, . . .

CN

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:FNYxd.19432$F25.4225@okepread07...

"katysails" wrote:
And some children have Moms at home instead of someone who's willing
to
forsake them for a career....careers are for after you've got the
klids
in
school...sometimes you have to make choices in life that are not
selfishly
motivated. Putting off your own education and career is one of
those
unselfish things.

Amen, sister! I know for a fact that you speak the truth in regards
to
the
above.
I couldn't have said it better myself.

That's such good advice that if Bob found it (unlikely) he would never
be
able
to comprehend it.

Kudos to you!

LP








Capt. Neal® December 22nd 04 06:08 PM

Testy testy! Classic symptoms of Seasonal Affective Disorder.

Let's see now, Katy, you have:

1) SAD
2) osteoporosis
3) broken bones
4) hot flashes
5) influenza
6) empty nest syndrome
7) cabin fever
8) moldy air ducts
9) cold feet
10) hormone imbalance.

I forgive you for being such a grouch all the time.

CN


"katysails" wrote in message ...
oh poop...vacuum and dust? You gotta be kidding...I just don't permit
people to make messes in the first place and then there's nothing to clean
up...you haven't a clue...



katysails December 22nd 04 10:23 PM

Cabin fever and cold feet are the only appropriate responses...the
rest....someone else..

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
Testy testy! Classic symptoms of Seasonal Affective Disorder.

Let's see now, Katy, you have:

1) SAD
2) osteoporosis
3) broken bones
4) hot flashes
5) influenza
6) empty nest syndrome
7) cabin fever
8) moldy air ducts
9) cold feet
10) hormone imbalance.

I forgive you for being such a grouch all the time.

CN


"katysails" wrote in message
...
oh poop...vacuum and dust? You gotta be kidding...I just don't permit
people to make messes in the first place and then there's nothing to
clean
up...you haven't a clue...





Lady Pilot December 23rd 04 07:29 AM


"Capt. Neal®" wrote:
Testy testy! Classic symptoms of Seasonal Affective Disorder.

Let's see now, Katy, you have:

1) SAD
2) osteoporosis
3) broken bones
4) hot flashes
5) influenza
6) empty nest syndrome
7) cabin fever
8) moldy air ducts
9) cold feet
10) hormone imbalance.

I forgive you for being such a grouch all the time.


What an understanding man!

xoxo,

LP




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