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Peter Wiley December 7th 04 04:21 AM

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katysails wrote:

Now you will all please shut up since none of you have actual experience in
this process whereas I nursed 3 children. Bob's reasons are bunkum. A
breast fed baby, when offered a bottle by his/her mother, will generally
reject the bottle because the real thing is present. Water can be offered
to a baby in a bottle by some other person and there will be some success.
The nursery nurses usually attempt to get breast fed babies to take water in
the hospital, especially if there's a chance of a high bili count...Pumping
is not a pleasurable experince whereas breastfeeding is...pump[ing can be
quite painful. Hand expressing is much better, even though the yield is
less. I was fortunate that when i was having my children, a friend in my
neighborhood was also having children and we both breastfed. If there was
some reason one of us had to be away, we would take the other's baby. No
need to pump. It's just as easy to nurse two as it is one. You just have
to be careful to replenish enough calories in your system. $400 breast
pumps. What a joke. Mankind has existed for how long without mechanical
devises to extract bodily fluids? He probably has one for his dick, too.



Scott Vernon December 7th 04 01:06 PM


"Bobsprit" wrote ...

one must read the signs for when
hunger approaches.



BwaHahahahahahahahahahahahah



Overproof December 7th 04 04:22 PM


"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...

"Bobsprit" wrote ...

one must read the signs for when
hunger approaches.



BwaHahahahahahahahahahahahah


Ain't that a friggin' Peach?.... Bwahahahahahaaaaaa!!


CM



Bobsprit December 8th 04 01:50 PM

You just have
to be careful to replenish enough calories in your system. $400 breast
pumps. What a joke. Mankind has existed for how long without mechanical
devises to extract bodily fluids? He probably loves his Orick, too.

What a shockingly ignorant post. Truly. You will find no professional in the
world to agree with this. Pumping milk with hand pumps or suction pumps is
standard practice. Aclimation to bottle feeding of breast milk is SOP if the
mother won't be around 100% of the time. Thomas gets 1 bottle a day to keep him
used to it. Of course we got this info from every book on the subject and 3
doctors, but Katy must know best! Poor Katy. Realize that Suzanne is no
housewife. After two years of nursing she'll probably become a nurse
practitioner and open her own practice. Some women have careers.

RB

Scott Vernon December 8th 04 01:53 PM


"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
You just have
to be careful to replenish enough calories in your system. $400

breast
pumps. What a joke. Mankind has existed for how long without

mechanical
devises to extract bodily fluids? He probably loves his Orick,

too.

What a shockingly ignorant post. Truly. You will find no

professional in the
world to agree with this. Pumping milk with hand pumps or suction

pumps is
standard practice. Aclimation to bottle feeding of breast milk is

SOP if the
mother won't be around 100% of the time. Thomas gets 1 bottle a day

to keep him
used to it. Of course we got this info from every book on the

subject and 3
doctors, but Katy must know best! Poor Katy. Realize that Suzanne is

no
housewife. After two years of nursing she'll probably become a nurse
practitioner and open her own practice. Some women have careers.

BBob


And some women are Moms.

Thank God for real Moms.

Scotty



Overproof December 8th 04 03:02 PM


wrote in message

Yip Yip Yip Yap!!



Bad Doggy... down boy!

CM



Overproof December 8th 04 03:05 PM


wrote in message Ignorant Katy, the
telephone receptionist, should take a visit to the
birthing center at Yale New Haven Hospital where they actually know a
little about the subject. There are posters all over the place saying
"Express yourself!"


Bwahahahahahahaaaaa... you're sounding more like "Bob" which each post!!!

.....still believing that mankind hasn't been having babies with no books or
doctors for ... how long would that be ?? Bill-Bob??

CM



Bobsprit December 8th 04 03:10 PM

And some women are Moms.

Thank God for real Moms.

A real mom is has a career AND takes care of a child.
You wouldn't know about that, Scotty Potti.

RB

Bobsprit December 8th 04 03:13 PM

Ignorant Katy, the telephone receptionist, should take a visit to the
birthing center at Yale New Haven Hospital where they actually know a
little about the subject. There are posters all over the place saying
"Express yourself!"

Of course. Breast pumps are also key for a busy mother since you must express
milk so the body knows to maintain the supply. Katy is in the stoned age!

RB

Bobsprit December 8th 04 03:14 PM

.....still believing that mankind hasn't been having babies with no books or
doctors for ..


Yeah...back when baby mortality was over 75%.
Another funny post from Mooron...sort of.

RB


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