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Overproof December 6th 04 09:52 PM


"Bobsprit" wrote in message

Can you imagine this old fool, Mooron, is actually acting as though he has
a
clue. It's almost as funny as his sailing "knowledge."

Good Grief... it's becoming apparent I have way more "knowledge" about this
than the collection of side step dances you've been presenting as
'answers'....

You're lost aren't you Bob.... fess up!

CM



Overproof December 6th 04 09:58 PM

It's total fabrication in a vain attempt to look cool.... that kid never
sees a breast unless his mother is changing clothes in his room.

If she was indeed breast feeding from birth... she'd still be doing it now.

She's not... it's a bottle of baby formula... bank on it!

CM

"Vito" wrote in message
...
Good! Then what's this breast pump crap?

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
Abuse your kid if you want but breast feeding is important for three
reasons.
1. Colostrum - it comes first and lasts a few days or weeks and

provides
the child immunities.
2. Mama's snuggling and cuddling - important to kid's psychological
development. May turn out gay without it.
3. Keeps mama from going into estrus too soon.

Vito, Thomas is 14 weeks. He was breast fead the whole time in the

beginning.
We are both home full time.
Sorry. Thomas is getting better treatment than most babies because we can
afford it.

RB






Overproof December 6th 04 10:13 PM


OzOne wrote in message
Mooron knows a lot about babies and nursing, Bubbles!


Shush... you know how excitable he is.... don't get him all wound up!

He's probably "manning the pumps" for the 8PM feeding.

Bwahahahahahahaaa

CM



Overproof December 6th 04 10:23 PM


"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
She's not... it's a bottle of baby formula... bank on it!


Whatever. Bank on Mooron being clueless. I guess that 400 dollar pump and
cooler bags are for cleaning out the bilge.
Drives Mooron whackier, I guess.


So Bob... how many GPH are you getting out of that 400 dollar breast
pump.... and does it come with motorized router bits???
Bwahahahahahahahaaaa!!!

No wonder Suzanne's breasts are a might tender... Ha Ha Ha ha


CM



Capt. Neal® December 6th 04 10:36 PM

Poor Booby! He's got a picture of his baby sucking on a bottle
and claims the baby is breast fed. Yes sir, that makes a lot of
sense. Before going out to sit in the boat at the dock Suzanne
attaches the $400 breast pump and fills up the baby bottle.

Then she has to warm it up again after she gets to the boat.
This stale milk is necessary because his wife simply cannot
lactate out of the security of her home.

I've heard of shy bladder but shy breasts? Never heard of
that one.

Bobsprit is clearly lying because he knows his baby should be
breast fed but he is so whipped that he knows he cannot
change his wife's mind about breast feeding. The woman
is selfish and prudish and thinks breast feeding is for
animals and degrading for humans. She'd rather sacrifice
the health of the baby and Booby is not enough of a man
to do what's right for the baby.

CN


"Bobsprit" wrote in message ...
She's not... it's a bottle of baby formula... bank on it!


Whatever. Bank on Mooron being clueless. I guess that 400 dollar pump and
cooler bags are for cleaning out the bilge.
Drives Mooron whackier, I guess.

RB


katysails December 7th 04 02:37 AM

And what about the post the other day that Suzy works two days a week????

"Overproof" wrote in message
news:hN2td.239488$df2.211731@edtnps89...

"Bobsprit" wrote in message

Vito, Thomas is 14 weeks. He was breast fead the whole time in the
beginning.
We are both home full time.


Cripes... how can you both be home full time and claim the breast pump is
for when the mother isn't available ????

CM






Peter Wiley December 7th 04 02:46 AM


Easy. Blobby is a liar. We all knew that.

PDW

In article
,
katysails wrote:

And what about the post the other day that Suzy works two days a week????

"Overproof" wrote in message
news:hN2td.239488$df2.211731@edtnps89...

"Bobsprit" wrote in message

Vito, Thomas is 14 weeks. He was breast fead the whole time in the
beginning.
We are both home full time.


Cripes... how can you both be home full time and claim the breast pump is
for when the mother isn't available ????

CM






katysails December 7th 04 02:47 AM

Now you will all please shut up since none of you have actual experience in
this process whereas I nursed 3 children. Bob's reasons are bunkum. A
breast fed baby, when offered a bottle by his/her mother, will generally
reject the bottle because the real thing is present. Water can be offered
to a baby in a bottle by some other person and there will be some success.
The nursery nurses usually attempt to get breast fed babies to take water in
the hospital, especially if there's a chance of a high bili count...Pumping
is not a pleasurable experince whereas breastfeeding is...pump[ing can be
quite painful. Hand expressing is much better, even though the yield is
less. I was fortunate that when i was having my children, a friend in my
neighborhood was also having children and we both breastfed. If there was
some reason one of us had to be away, we would take the other's baby. No
need to pump. It's just as easy to nurse two as it is one. You just have
to be careful to replenish enough calories in your system. $400 breast
pumps. What a joke. Mankind has existed for how long without mechanical
devises to extract bodily fluids? He probably loves his Orick, too.



Scott Vernon December 7th 04 02:55 AM

I knew you would straighten them out.

Scotty

"katysails" wrote in message
...
Now you will all please shut up since none of you have actual

experience in
this process whereas I nursed 3 children. Bob's reasons are bunkum.

A
breast fed baby, when offered a bottle by his/her mother, will

generally
reject the bottle because the real thing is present. Water can be

offered
to a baby in a bottle by some other person and there will be some

success.
The nursery nurses usually attempt to get breast fed babies to take

water in
the hospital, especially if there's a chance of a high bili

count...Pumping
is not a pleasurable experince whereas breastfeeding is...pump[ing

can be
quite painful. Hand expressing is much better, even though the

yield is
less. I was fortunate that when i was having my children, a friend

in my
neighborhood was also having children and we both breastfed. If

there was
some reason one of us had to be away, we would take the other's

baby. No
need to pump. It's just as easy to nurse two as it is one. You

just have
to be careful to replenish enough calories in your system. $400

breast
pumps. What a joke. Mankind has existed for how long without

mechanical
devises to extract bodily fluids? He probably loves his Orick, too.





Overproof December 7th 04 03:05 AM

Have you ever seen a $400 Breast Pump???

No... Really?

That would be like a 1500Watt Genset.....

It would make a milk cow nervous!....

Reverse the flow and Babs would be jealous! :-D

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
...
Now you will all please shut up since none of you have actual experience
in this process whereas I nursed 3 children. Bob's reasons are bunkum. A
breast fed baby, when offered a bottle by his/her mother, will generally
reject the bottle because the real thing is present. Water can be offered
to a baby in a bottle by some other person and there will be some success.
The nursery nurses usually attempt to get breast fed babies to take water
in the hospital, especially if there's a chance of a high bili
count...Pumping is not a pleasurable experince whereas breastfeeding
is...pump[ing can be quite painful. Hand expressing is much better, even
though the yield is less. I was fortunate that when i was having my
children, a friend in my neighborhood was also having children and we both
breastfed. If there was some reason one of us had to be away, we would
take the other's baby. No need to pump. It's just as easy to nurse two
as it is one. You just have to be careful to replenish enough calories in
your system. $400 breast pumps. What a joke. Mankind has existed for
how long without mechanical devises to extract bodily fluids? He probably
loves his Orick, too.






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