Did it not occur to you that, given the way those people all lived, their
outcome was inevitable even without the voodoo doll?

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
Voodoo has been proven to work. Take it seriously, girl.
I'm just fooling around with you. I wouldn't us it seriously
on you because I like you.

However, I used it on a Cuban sponge fisherman who used
to come around and steal things. He won't bother us any more
because he got arrested for assault with a deadly weapon
on a police officer.

Then there was the guy who didn't take anchoring seriously
and was always dragging around the anchorage. His boat
got struck by lightning and burned.

Not to mention the asshole who would come screaming through
the anchorage(idle speed no wake manatee zone). He got
killed when he hit a day mark when he was drunk one night.
Blood alcohol lever 02.3.

Then there was that damned dog that barked all night long
on a neighboring boat. Poor thing fell overboard, tried to
swim to shore, made it but got run over crossing US#1
heading for the restaurant where his master worked.

Then there was the drug dealer who lived on a wrecked
catamaran tied up the mangroves. He had really bad luck.
His boat burned to the waterline one night. He moved
ashore and died of liver disease in less than a year.

Don't make me mad! That's the lesson. My Voodoo powers
frighten even me.

CN

CN

"katysails" wrote in message
...
Ya-ha! He actually believes in the power of voodoo dolls!
"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
All my body parts work as intended though there is one
that is a little slow on the uptake since I turned 55 - two
years ago. Your Voodoo powers don't frighten me because
you are too kind hearted and you actually love your fellow
man enough to not wish harm on anyone.

CN


"katysails" wrote in message
...
You must five yours a workout quite regularly...only person I've used
mine
on is Neal....I was going to chop off body parts, but it's too cute
and
my
sister gave it to me...that's the only reason Neal is still able to
move
around today....because I respect the gifts my sister gives me...

"Seahag" wrote in message
...
Dang, y'alls voodoo dolls look so new! Mine's all beat up, even had
to
replace his hair with horse mane hair a couple of years ago!

Seahag

"katysails" wrote:
My voodoo doll is cuter than Neal's voodoo doll...

Scott Vernon wrote:
When I drank beer, back in my teens, I preferred Rolling Rock.

We already have enough beer snobs on this NG.

I like Rolling Rock. It's not in the running for Best Beer In The World
but (as even Mooron acknowledged) a cold one on a hot day really hits
the spot.

Beer snobbery is just plain dumb. There are much more important things
to get snobby about. Besides, if I try to be a good host and stock four
or five kinds of beer on the boat, and guests turn up their nose at all
choices, then they can always drink water. Or tea.

Fresh Breezes- Doug

Only the good die young . . .

CN


"katysails" wrote in message ...
Did it not occur to you that, given the way those people all lived, their
outcome was inevitable even without the voodoo doll?

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
Voodoo has been proven to work. Take it seriously, girl.
I'm just fooling around with you. I wouldn't us it seriously
on you because I like you.

However, I used it on a Cuban sponge fisherman who used
to come around and steal things. He won't bother us any more
because he got arrested for assault with a deadly weapon
on a police officer.

Then there was the guy who didn't take anchoring seriously
and was always dragging around the anchorage. His boat
got struck by lightning and burned.

Not to mention the asshole who would come screaming through
the anchorage(idle speed no wake manatee zone). He got
killed when he hit a day mark when he was drunk one night.
Blood alcohol lever 02.3.

Then there was that damned dog that barked all night long
on a neighboring boat. Poor thing fell overboard, tried to
swim to shore, made it but got run over crossing US#1
heading for the restaurant where his master worked.

Then there was the drug dealer who lived on a wrecked
catamaran tied up the mangroves. He had really bad luck.
His boat burned to the waterline one night. He moved
ashore and died of liver disease in less than a year.

Don't make me mad! That's the lesson. My Voodoo powers
frighten even me.

CN

CN

"katysails" wrote in message
...
Ya-ha! He actually believes in the power of voodoo dolls!
"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
All my body parts work as intended though there is one
that is a little slow on the uptake since I turned 55 - two
years ago. Your Voodoo powers don't frighten me because
you are too kind hearted and you actually love your fellow
man enough to not wish harm on anyone.

CN


"katysails" wrote in message
...
You must five yours a workout quite regularly...only person I've used
mine
on is Neal....I was going to chop off body parts, but it's too cute
and
my
sister gave it to me...that's the only reason Neal is still able to
move
around today....because I respect the gifts my sister gives me...

"Seahag" wrote in message
...
Dang, y'alls voodoo dolls look so new! Mine's all beat up, even had
to
replace his hair with horse mane hair a couple of years ago!

Seahag

"katysails" wrote:
My voodoo doll is cuter than Neal's voodoo doll...

I agree!

Gasp, am I really agreeing with DSK? Must be sick
or something. . .


"DSK" wrote in message . ..
Scott Vernon wrote:
When I drank beer, back in my teens, I preferred Rolling Rock.

We already have enough beer snobs on this NG.

I like Rolling Rock. It's not in the running for Best Beer In The World
but (as even Mooron acknowledged) a cold one on a hot day really hits
the spot.

Beer snobbery is just plain dumb. There are much more important things
to get snobby about. Besides, if I try to be a good host and stock four
or five kinds of beer on the boat, and guests turn up their nose at all
choices, then they can always drink water. Or tea.

Fresh Breezes- Doug

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaaaaa!!!!

Good one Doug!

CM

"DSK" wrote in message
While I wouldn't care to be on either, it would be much easier to cope
with being on Bubble's boat... if heavy weather struck, you could just
step off onto the dock and walk back to your car.

or drunk.


"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
I agree!

Gasp, am I really agreeing with DSK? Must be sick
or something. . .


"DSK" wrote in message
. ..
Scott Vernon wrote:
When I drank beer, back in my teens, I preferred Rolling Rock.

We already have enough beer snobs on this NG.

I like Rolling Rock. It's not in the running for Best Beer In The
World
but (as even Mooron acknowledged) a cold one on a hot day really
hits
the spot.

Beer snobbery is just plain dumb. There are much more important
things
to get snobby about. Besides, if I try to be a good host and stock
four
or five kinds of beer on the boat, and guests turn up their nose
at all
choices, then they can always drink water. Or tea.

Fresh Breezes- Doug

Since I don't drink beer, I don't keep any on the boat. I tell guests
to bring their own, that way it's the 'right' beer. No one's
complained yet.

SV

"DSK" wrote in message
. ..
Scott Vernon wrote:
When I drank beer, back in my teens, I preferred Rolling Rock.

We already have enough beer snobs on this NG.

I like Rolling Rock. It's not in the running for Best Beer In The
World
but (as even Mooron acknowledged) a cold one on a hot day really
hits
the spot.

Beer snobbery is just plain dumb. There are much more important
things
to get snobby about. Besides, if I try to be a good host and stock
four
or five kinds of beer on the boat, and guests turn up their nose at
all
choices, then they can always drink water. Or tea.

Fresh Breezes- Doug

Scott Vernon wrote:
Since I don't drink beer, I don't keep any on the boat. I tell guests
to bring their own, that way it's the 'right' beer. No one's
complained yet.

Has anybody come back a second time?
;)

DSK

If and when I ever have to use the halon fire
extinguisher, I shall enjoy every, ozone depleting
minute of it.

Not only will I put out a fire but I will be making
a "up yours, environmentalist fascists!" statement.

The sun creates more ozone in one day than man
has destroyed since he schlepped his sorry way
out of Africa.

CN

CN


"coves" wrote in message ...
Still using a Halon extinguisher dated 1993?? About time you updated to
something more environmentally friendly. Yours should have been phased out
by now and the contents removed and disposed of only by authorised recycling
companies.
Regards
Edgar

Capt. Neal® wrote in message
...
http://captneal.homestead.com/littleperfections.html

For your viewing pleasure.

CN

Yes, and a third.

"DSK" wrote in message
. ..
Scott Vernon wrote:
Since I don't drink beer, I don't keep any on the boat. I tell
guests
to bring their own, that way it's the 'right' beer. No one's
complained yet.

Has anybody come back a second time?
;)

DSK