My hair started falling out when I was twenty-five. That's over
thirty years ago. So it could not be your poor Voodoo doll's
sad fate that had anything to do with it.

CN


"Seahag" wrote in message ...
Not really, but he was stuffed into the top of a cowhorn goblet we regularly
walked by in the saloon....kinda wore his hair off.
Hmmmmmm..............Oops...........Sorry Neal.........

Seahag

"katysails" wrote :

You must five yours a workout quite regularly...only person I've used mine
on is Neal....I was going to chop off body parts, but it's too cute and my
sister gave it to me...that's the only reason Neal is still able to move
around today....because I respect the gifts my sister gives me...

"Seahag" wrote:

Dang, y'alls voodoo dolls look so new! Mine's all beat up, even had to
replace his hair with horse mane hair a couple of years ago!


"katysails" wrote:
My voodoo doll is cuter than Neal's voodoo doll...

Hah ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!

Good One!

CM

"Seahag" wrote in message
...
Not really, but he was stuffed into the top of a cowhorn goblet we
regularly walked by in the saloon....kinda wore his hair off.
Hmmmmmm..............Oops...........Sorry Neal.........

Seahag

"katysails" wrote :

You must five yours a workout quite regularly...only person I've used
mine on is Neal....I was going to chop off body parts, but it's too cute
and my sister gave it to me...that's the only reason Neal is still able
to move around today....because I respect the gifts my sister gives me...

"Seahag" wrote:

Dang, y'alls voodoo dolls look so new! Mine's all beat up, even had to
replace his hair with horse mane hair a couple of years ago!


"katysails" wrote:
My voodoo doll is cuter than Neal's voodoo doll...

NOT FUNNY IN THE LEAST . . .

CN

"Overproof" wrote in message news:iW7sd.228768$df2.110605@edtnps89...
Hah ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!

Good One!

CM

"Seahag" wrote in message
...
Not really, but he was stuffed into the top of a cowhorn goblet we
regularly walked by in the saloon....kinda wore his hair off.
Hmmmmmm..............Oops...........Sorry Neal.........

Seahag

"katysails" wrote :

You must five yours a workout quite regularly...only person I've used
mine on is Neal....I was going to chop off body parts, but it's too cute
and my sister gave it to me...that's the only reason Neal is still able
to move around today....because I respect the gifts my sister gives me...

"Seahag" wrote:

Dang, y'alls voodoo dolls look so new! Mine's all beat up, even had to
replace his hair with horse mane hair a couple of years ago!


"katysails" wrote:
My voodoo doll is cuter than Neal's voodoo doll...

Neal....you were still here when I posted those pictures...you replied to
them....so I'm forced to believe that there was an imposter or else your
Alzheimer's has gotten the best of you...the pictures are no more....I
didn't save them when I got the new computer....I will take another picture
of Elizabeth, my voodoo doll, though, and post it to Webshots within the
next few days....she has a much prettier face than yours...and BTW, if you
need verification, Haggie will tell you that this is all so...


--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32

"Women and cats will do as they please..." (Heinlein)...and we don't really
care what the men and dogs think....(katy)
"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
But, Katy, I've not been here for almost a year. How would I know about
your recent webshots? Before I left to sail the seven seas, all you had
was
one or two lame pics of you and you and Mr. Sails.

Give me the link to the particular photo and I'll be man enough to tell
you if I've seen it and forgot or if I've not seen it at all.

CN


"katysails" wrote in message
...
Huh??? You've seen pictures of my cute voodoo doll...they were on
Webshots
for a long time...oh man, so you're really not the real neal????

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
Where can I see a pic of your 'cute' Voodoo doll?

CN


"katysails" wrote in message
...
A little exorcize never hurt anyone...

"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
ink.net...
What a twisted, satanic mind you have. The noble Captain Neal put
effort
into sharing one of his true passions with us all and you can only
resort
to
to the vitriol spewed by a mind of demonic possession!

You are obviously possessed and in need of an exorcism. Amen! Glory!
Why
must you attack all the good the Almighty has put into this world?
Why
must
you cower and hiss at the Lord's good works? Praise be to God! Amen!

The lava lakes of Hell await demon-man! Amen! You will be cast down
in
the
glory hole to hell! Praise!

Amen!

Bob Crantz

Oh, whoopdee doo....I'm infecting my doll (your effigy) with prostatitis...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
OK, I accept the challenge. I will stick a pin in the foot area.
When you sprain you ankle or stub your toe or get a plantars
wart you will know why. He he!

CN


"katysails" wrote in message
...
snort....yeah...right....bring it on...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
My Voodoo doll may be shabby looking but he's got the power.

Katy, you will soon know the meaning of 'Fear This'

CN


"katysails" wrote in message
...
My voodoo doll is cuter than Neal's voodoo doll...

Ya-ha! He actually believes in the power of voodoo dolls!
"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
All my body parts work as intended though there is one
that is a little slow on the uptake since I turned 55 - two
years ago. Your Voodoo powers don't frighten me because
you are too kind hearted and you actually love your fellow
man enough to not wish harm on anyone.

CN


"katysails" wrote in message
...
You must five yours a workout quite regularly...only person I've used
mine
on is Neal....I was going to chop off body parts, but it's too cute and
my
sister gave it to me...that's the only reason Neal is still able to move
around today....because I respect the gifts my sister gives me...

"Seahag" wrote in message
...
Dang, y'alls voodoo dolls look so new! Mine's all beat up, even had to
replace his hair with horse mane hair a couple of years ago!

Seahag

"katysails" wrote:
My voodoo doll is cuter than Neal's voodoo doll...

touchy touchy...ya know, the only people who really mind men being bald are
men...most women don't give male pattern baldness another thought...after
all, look atMr Sails, Sean Connery, Patrick Stewart, Yul Brenner, Telly
Savalas (although I never thought he was that great), my grandpa, my
brother...I bet they all worry or were worried about it but no one else
seemed to notice....
"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
NOT FUNNY IN THE LEAST . . .

CN

"Overproof" wrote in message
news:iW7sd.228768$df2.110605@edtnps89...
Hah ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!

Good One!

CM

"Seahag" wrote in message
...
Not really, but he was stuffed into the top of a cowhorn goblet we
regularly walked by in the saloon....kinda wore his hair off.
Hmmmmmm..............Oops...........Sorry Neal.........

Seahag

"katysails" wrote :

You must five yours a workout quite regularly...only person I've used
mine on is Neal....I was going to chop off body parts, but it's too
cute
and my sister gave it to me...that's the only reason Neal is still
able
to move around today....because I respect the gifts my sister gives
me...

"Seahag" wrote:

Dang, y'alls voodoo dolls look so new! Mine's all beat up, even had
to
replace his hair with horse mane hair a couple of years ago!


"katysails" wrote:
My voodoo doll is cuter than Neal's voodoo doll...

Won't do you any good. Rarely use the thing any more.


"katysails" wrote in message ...
Oh, whoopdee doo....I'm infecting my doll (your effigy) with prostatitis...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
OK, I accept the challenge. I will stick a pin in the foot area.
When you sprain you ankle or stub your toe or get a plantars
wart you will know why. He he!

CN


"katysails" wrote in message
...
snort....yeah...right....bring it on...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
My Voodoo doll may be shabby looking but he's got the power.

Katy, you will soon know the meaning of 'Fear This'

CN


"katysails" wrote in message
...
My voodoo doll is cuter than Neal's voodoo doll...

But it will hurt like heck...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
Won't do you any good. Rarely use the thing any more.


"katysails" wrote in message
...
Oh, whoopdee doo....I'm infecting my doll (your effigy) with
prostatitis...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
OK, I accept the challenge. I will stick a pin in the foot area.
When you sprain you ankle or stub your toe or get a plantars
wart you will know why. He he!

CN


"katysails" wrote in message
...
snort....yeah...right....bring it on...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
My Voodoo doll may be shabby looking but he's got the power.

Katy, you will soon know the meaning of 'Fear This'

CN


"katysails" wrote in message
...
My voodoo doll is cuter than Neal's voodoo doll...

Voodoo has been proven to work. Take it seriously, girl.
I'm just fooling around with you. I wouldn't us it seriously
on you because I like you.

However, I used it on a Cuban sponge fisherman who used
to come around and steal things. He won't bother us any more
because he got arrested for assault with a deadly weapon
on a police officer.

Then there was the guy who didn't take anchoring seriously
and was always dragging around the anchorage. His boat
got struck by lightning and burned.

Not to mention the asshole who would come screaming through
the anchorage(idle speed no wake manatee zone). He got
killed when he hit a day mark when he was drunk one night.
Blood alcohol lever 02.3.

Then there was that damned dog that barked all night long
on a neighboring boat. Poor thing fell overboard, tried to
swim to shore, made it but got run over crossing US#1
heading for the restaurant where his master worked.

Then there was the drug dealer who lived on a wrecked
catamaran tied up the mangroves. He had really bad luck.
His boat burned to the waterline one night. He moved
ashore and died of liver disease in less than a year.

Don't make me mad! That's the lesson. My Voodoo powers
frighten even me.

CN

CN

"katysails" wrote in message ...
Ya-ha! He actually believes in the power of voodoo dolls!
"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
All my body parts work as intended though there is one
that is a little slow on the uptake since I turned 55 - two
years ago. Your Voodoo powers don't frighten me because
you are too kind hearted and you actually love your fellow
man enough to not wish harm on anyone.

CN


"katysails" wrote in message
...
You must five yours a workout quite regularly...only person I've used
mine
on is Neal....I was going to chop off body parts, but it's too cute and
my
sister gave it to me...that's the only reason Neal is still able to move
around today....because I respect the gifts my sister gives me...

"Seahag" wrote in message
...
Dang, y'alls voodoo dolls look so new! Mine's all beat up, even had to
replace his hair with horse mane hair a couple of years ago!

Seahag

"katysails" wrote:
My voodoo doll is cuter than Neal's voodoo doll...