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katysails December 3rd 04 10:40 PM

You must five yours a workout quite regularly...only person I've used mine
on is Neal....I was going to chop off body parts, but it's too cute and my
sister gave it to me...that's the only reason Neal is still able to move
around today....because I respect the gifts my sister gives me...

"Seahag" wrote in message
...
Dang, y'alls voodoo dolls look so new! Mine's all beat up, even had to
replace his hair with horse mane hair a couple of years ago!

Seahag

"katysails" wrote:
My voodoo doll is cuter than Neal's voodoo doll...






katysails December 3rd 04 10:41 PM

snort....yeah...right....bring it on...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
My Voodoo doll may be shabby looking but he's got the power.

Katy, you will soon know the meaning of 'Fear This'

CN


"katysails" wrote in message
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My voodoo doll is cuter than Neal's voodoo doll...

"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
link.net...
One must take wonder at the reflection of the venetian blinds (two of
them
no less at full window size) in the analog meteorolgical
instrumentation.

Glory!

Amen!

BC

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
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It is refreshing to see someone take such pride in their boat.

Scotty


"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
http://captneal.homestead.com/littleperfections.html

For your viewing pleasure.

CN










katysails December 3rd 04 10:43 PM

Huh??? You've seen pictures of my cute voodoo doll...they were on Webshots
for a long time...oh man, so you're really not the real neal????

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
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Where can I see a pic of your 'cute' Voodoo doll?

CN


"katysails" wrote in message
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A little exorcize never hurt anyone...

"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
ink.net...
What a twisted, satanic mind you have. The noble Captain Neal put
effort
into sharing one of his true passions with us all and you can only
resort
to
to the vitriol spewed by a mind of demonic possession!

You are obviously possessed and in need of an exorcism. Amen! Glory!
Why
must you attack all the good the Almighty has put into this world? Why
must
you cower and hiss at the Lord's good works? Praise be to God! Amen!

The lava lakes of Hell await demon-man! Amen! You will be cast down in
the
glory hole to hell! Praise!

Amen!

Bob Crantz





Overproof December 3rd 04 11:30 PM


"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message

can't take it can you,


How could I dare to compete with someone like yourself ... it's obvious to
the rest of us that you have been taking it for so long... so often..... so
willingly... so frequently....

It must be hell to have all those callouses on your knees and forehead!

No wonder you act like such a Dick!

CM



Capt. Neal® December 3rd 04 11:43 PM


Thank you kindly. There are a handful of real sailors here
in this group and you are one of them.

It is a pleasure to share the fruits (don't exite yourself, Gaynz)
of my labor with those who understand what sailing really means.

CN

"Overproof" wrote in message news:4B4sd.227513$df2.123668@edtnps89...
It's always a pleasure to see a well maintained vessel... Malo! I envy
you your time and dedication to maintain such a 'Bristol' condition aboard
your vessel.

CM

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
http://captneal.homestead.com/littleperfections.html

For your viewing pleasure.

CN





BIGMAC December 3rd 04 11:57 PM


Sorry old Boy but Rolling Rock is certainly frowned on by most regular beer
drinkers as being a kids beer.



"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
One's taste in beer is one's own.

If you don't like Rolling Rock then your taste in
beer is different than mine - not better as you
seem to imply.

CN


"BIGMAC" wrote in message

...


Rolling Rock?

That is one of the most disgusting bottled beers there is, if you were
talking about the beer bottle on its own then that is not so worrying.


But "A thing of beauty on any vessel" is a bit much.


Nice hair cut by the way!



"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
http://captneal.homestead.com/littleperfections.html

For your viewing pleasure.

CN







Capt. Neal® December 4th 04 12:07 AM

But, Katy, I've not been here for almost a year. How would I know about
your recent webshots? Before I left to sail the seven seas, all you had was
one or two lame pics of you and you and Mr. Sails.

Give me the link to the particular photo and I'll be man enough to tell
you if I've seen it and forgot or if I've not seen it at all.

CN


"katysails" wrote in message ...
Huh??? You've seen pictures of my cute voodoo doll...they were on Webshots
for a long time...oh man, so you're really not the real neal????

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
Where can I see a pic of your 'cute' Voodoo doll?

CN


"katysails" wrote in message
...
A little exorcize never hurt anyone...

"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
ink.net...
What a twisted, satanic mind you have. The noble Captain Neal put
effort
into sharing one of his true passions with us all and you can only
resort
to
to the vitriol spewed by a mind of demonic possession!

You are obviously possessed and in need of an exorcism. Amen! Glory!
Why
must you attack all the good the Almighty has put into this world? Why
must
you cower and hiss at the Lord's good works? Praise be to God! Amen!

The lava lakes of Hell await demon-man! Amen! You will be cast down in
the
glory hole to hell! Praise!

Amen!

Bob Crantz






Capt. Neal® December 4th 04 12:09 AM

OK, I accept the challenge. I will stick a pin in the foot area.
When you sprain you ankle or stub your toe or get a plantars
wart you will know why. He he!

CN


"katysails" wrote in message ...
snort....yeah...right....bring it on...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
My Voodoo doll may be shabby looking but he's got the power.

Katy, you will soon know the meaning of 'Fear This'

CN


"katysails" wrote in message
...
My voodoo doll is cuter than Neal's voodoo doll...




Capt. Neal® December 4th 04 12:12 AM

All my body parts work as intended though there is one
that is a little slow on the uptake since I turned 55 - two
years ago. Your Voodoo powers don't frighten me because
you are too kind hearted and you actually love your fellow
man enough to not wish harm on anyone.

CN


"katysails" wrote in message ...
You must five yours a workout quite regularly...only person I've used mine
on is Neal....I was going to chop off body parts, but it's too cute and my
sister gave it to me...that's the only reason Neal is still able to move
around today....because I respect the gifts my sister gives me...

"Seahag" wrote in message
...
Dang, y'alls voodoo dolls look so new! Mine's all beat up, even had to
replace his hair with horse mane hair a couple of years ago!

Seahag

"katysails" wrote:
My voodoo doll is cuter than Neal's voodoo doll...






Capt. Neal® December 4th 04 12:17 AM

Let them from as much as it takes to please them.

They don't share my tastebuds nor my preferences
in beer. That's fine. Let them enjoy what they enjoy.

That they seem to enjoy their choice of beer in less
than committed fashion since they seem to be more
concerned with my taste in beer, demonstrates to me
that their beer satisfies them less than me beer satisfies
me. What does that say about their beer?

I don't feel the need to slam somebody else's beer
in infantile attempt to bolster mine.

CN


"BIGMAC" wrote in message ...

Sorry old Boy but Rolling Rock is certainly frowned on by most regular beer
drinkers as being a kids beer.



"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
One's taste in beer is one's own.

If you don't like Rolling Rock then your taste in
beer is different than mine - not better as you
seem to imply.

CN


"BIGMAC" wrote in message

...


Rolling Rock?

That is one of the most disgusting bottled beers there is, if you were
talking about the beer bottle on its own then that is not so worrying.


But "A thing of beauty on any vessel" is a bit much.


Nice hair cut by the way!



"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
http://captneal.homestead.com/littleperfections.html

For your viewing pleasure.

CN








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