OzOne wrote in message
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On Tue, 30 Nov 2004 20:48:01 -0500, "Scott Vernon"
scribbled thusly:


Ozone wrote


Real trucks, for real men, don't get ''gas mileage''.

SV

At $1.12/litre, the real men are staying at home here.


Diesel is $2.25 /gal at the pump. I've had to raise my rates
accordingly.

Scotty

Diesel is dearer than petrol here now.....

and here, by about $.30 , supply and demand.

OzOne wrote in message
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On Tue, 30 Nov 2004 21:07:41 -0500, "Scott Vernon"
scribbled thusly:


Ozone wrote


some pimply face kid flashed me when I
was standing naked in the street welding.
The little ****er ran like girly when I told him I was gonna bite
his
balls

Way, way ,way TMI.

Hmmm, then I'd have to brush my teeth again.

Damn, twice in one year!

oh.

"Leadfoot" wrote ...
It doesn't seem to make any difference what I tow or don't tow. The
mileage
is always about the same.
LeadFoot

unleaded, but 97 octane thanks to Chrysler's ****ty engineering.
btw - I typically only haul my trailers with the truck, otherwise I take my
Saturn VUE at 25 mpg.
Scout

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
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oh.

"Leadfoot" wrote ...
It doesn't seem to make any difference what I tow or don't tow. The
mileage
is always about the same.
LeadFoot

Overproof wrote:

"Nav" wrote in message


Oh I'm impressed... Does it fool the local girls into thinking the hard
bulge in your pants is a penis?

Bwhahahahhahahahaa.


Oh! Oh!... Heh!!, let's try an exercise in logical flow shall we??....
let's try you dissin' my blade monkey boy... then me settin' your sorry ass
straight!


"Dissin' my blade monkey boy"?

Bwhahhahahahhahahaha

Those little spikes are sooooooooooooo macho. Really I'm soooooooooo
jealous! I've only got a little penknife - but it works really well.

Cheers

Hey, do you use the turnpike? I came home from Cleveland last week ,
for free, when they went on strike, normally it's $91.

Scotty

"Scout" wrote in message
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It doesn't seem to make any difference what I tow or don't tow. The
mileage
is always about the same.
Scout

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
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good grief. Were you towing a boat?

SV

"Scout" wrote in message

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my Dodge Ram 2500 got 16 mpg when I took it to Florida this
summer.
Not as
good as my Shadow-Spirit (45 mpg) but a whole lot more comfy.
Scout

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
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"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in
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In article ,
Scott Vernon wrote:

Good for you! I only have one, and it's only a Ford Ranger
XLT.

That's not a real truck.

It's a pickup, and gets better gas mileage than a full-size
pickup
or
bigger truck. I like it. Perfect for my needs.


Real trucks, for real men, don't get ''gas mileage''.

SV

yeah, I'm on the Turnpike 5 days/week. Monday was a freebie. Since then it's
$2 per car, and I think $15 per truck, flat fees.
I think they're trying to break the toll collector's union and force more
E-ZPass transponders.
Scout

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
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Hey, do you use the turnpike? I came home from Cleveland last week ,
for free, when they went on strike, normally it's $91.

Scotty

"Scout" wrote in message
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It doesn't seem to make any difference what I tow or don't tow. The
mileage
is always about the same.
Scout

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
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good grief. Were you towing a boat?

SV

"Scout" wrote in message

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my Dodge Ram 2500 got 16 mpg when I took it to Florida this
summer.
Not as
good as my Shadow-Spirit (45 mpg) but a whole lot more comfy.
Scout

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
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"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in
message
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In article ,
Scott Vernon wrote:

Good for you! I only have one, and it's only a Ford Ranger
XLT.

That's not a real truck.

It's a pickup, and gets better gas mileage than a full-size
pickup
or
bigger truck. I like it. Perfect for my needs.


Real trucks, for real men, don't get ''gas mileage''.

SV

I go from 6.5 when empty, to 5.5 loaded, down to 4 when loaded real
heavy.

Scotty


"Scout" wrote in message
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unleaded, but 97 octane thanks to Chrysler's ****ty engineering.
btw - I typically only haul my trailers with the truck, otherwise I
take my
Saturn VUE at 25 mpg.
Scout

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
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oh.

"Leadfoot" wrote ...
It doesn't seem to make any difference what I tow or don't tow.
The
mileage
is always about the same.
LeadFoot

Overproof wrote:

"Nav" wrote in message


Oh I'm impressed... Does it fool the local girls into thinking the hard
bulge in your pants is a penis?

Bwhahahahhahahahaa.


Oh! Oh!... Heh!!, let's try an exercise in logical flow shall we??....
let's try you dissin' my blade monkey boy... then me settin' your sorry ass
straight!

Then you come up with this lamo reply regarding how I'm hung???

Tell ya what shrimp dick!... slap it on the table and take a photo... post
it here... I'll bet mine's bigger longer and harder!


You didn't answer my question, does it fool the girls? I'm sure you
knife is not harder at the edge than my filleting knife. I know it is
not as long as my carving knife. It's not as strong as my diving knife.
But I don't keed a replica military knife to make me better about
anything. Now, what's your excuse?

Cheers

yeah but you must get some great skirt shots!
Scout

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
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I go from 6.5 when empty, to 5.5 loaded, down to 4 when loaded real
heavy.