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"Nav" wrote in message
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Hey CM

This what avid knife collectors say about your knife. I warn you, you will
need morre viagra after reading it.


" Too much money."


Spells Volumes!


"I had one of these knives back in the day, at least 10 years ago. I spent
like 2 weeks alounce on it. I was very disapointed. It looks like a joke
knife to me. The handle fell off my old one if i remember right."


Pussy Assed Suburban Commado speak...... but you'll lay odds to it I'm
shure!
I can punch my Buckmaster blade through 3/4 inch G2S ply.... and It'll
still be sharp enough to slit your caracass scrotum to eye socket while I
use it to peel a Kiwi Fruit as you twitch in agony.

Bwhahhahahahahhaha

Now tell me again about my filleting knife?


Your filleting knife is a piece of ****....compared to mine .... you lame
bladed wannabe!!

CM


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Sorry Mooron, unlike some people, I don't know the drill.


Yeah.... sure Ozzy!


Only saw the film once...maybe it's abackwoods, knife carrying boy
thing ;-)


Yeah.... sure Ozzy!

Man....... what a bunch of limp wristed Peta Activists!!

Face the facts Ozzy... I've been kickin' your cyber ass over the last few
posts and wipin' off the **** stains with Nav's forehead! Why don't both
you sheep shagger's quit before you look and any dumber.... and before my
bottle is any emptier.

CM


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But not the Buckmaster SURVIVAL knife...

Cheers

katysails wrote:

Everyone around here has a Buckmaster. They are what they are...a gutting
knife for dressing out a deer in the field...whoopdee....they work ok on
rabbits, too....

"Nav" wrote in message
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If this in intended for actual outdoor & potential survival use, then I
don't understand the design.

It was designed to combat the Sasquatch. Normal knives are useless because
the thick hide of the BigFoot allows little penetration and they just pull
the blades out. However the Buckmaster has those two backwards pointing
spikes which both provide maximum aerodynamics on a throw and maximum
retention just like the barbs on a fish hook

Once the knife has been thrown it is a simply matter to tie it to a tree
(note the eyelet on the pommell - see they thought of everything), and
then run around the Sasquatch in circles screaming "Your mother was
wildebeast" until it tires out, then proceed to fame and fortune.

It is also featured in "Rambo VII - Girls Gone Wild" where John Rambo has
to invade Oktoberfest to rescue the Bush girls Barbara and Jenna who have
gone MIA. Rambo faces off against his deadliest foe yet "The Krazy Kanuck"
who matches John's mighty dual beer opener knife with a popeye-like
guinness can bursting technique.

-Cliff

Bwhahahhahahaha. I love that knife!

Cheers

Nav wrote:


Hey CM

This what avid knife collectors say about your knife. I warn you, you
will need morre viagra after reading it.

http://www.bladeforums.com/forums/ar...x.php/t-292013

"If my memory serves, the SEALs were looking for a new official knife
back in the 80s and this was Buck's entry. I think the spikes were
intended to serve as an anchor as well. Buck didn't win the contract. I
have to admit that this knife does apeal to me on a certain level. I
loved the first Rambo movie as a kid and wanted a knife like his. Now I
don't know what I'd do with one other than sit it on a shelf. Its not
realy a practicle design for whittling, food prep, or anything else I use
a knife for. I probaly will break down and get a large hollow handled
knife one of these days; just not this one. Too much money."

"I had one of these knives back in the day, at least 10 years ago. I
spent like 2 weeks alounce on it. I was very disapointed. It looks like a
joke knife to me. The handle fell off my old one if i remember right."


Bwhahhahahahahhaha

Now tell me again about my filleting knife?

Cheers




Overproof wrote:


"Nav" wrote in message



You didn't answer my question, does it fool the girls? I'm sure you
knife is not harder at the edge than my filleting knife. I know it is
not as long as my carving knife. It's not as strong as my diving knife.
But I don't keed a replica military knife to make me better about
anything. Now, what's your excuse?



"replica"????? What are you?... dense as a fence post?
You'd best do some research on this before you starting sounding totally
retarded!
Your "dive knife" is a piece of ****.... your filleting knife is a
tackle box reject.
You couldn't put a decent edge on a butter knife .... less imagine you
could ever achieve the edge honed on my knife!

I've had this knife in the depths of the Amazon jungle and 250 feet
below the water in the Pacific. It's gutted and butchered more Caribou
than you've ever seen.... it's filleted Arctic Char on a remote Island
in the Arctic.... it's gotten me out of many a situation. Don't be
dissin' my blade you ****ant!

Friggin' Nerve of these sheep herders!.....

CM






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Nah, meat. preferably on a spit with herbs and LEMON juice ;-)


Brazilians really know how to cook a sheep.... those BBQ's with sea salt are
the way to go!
I went to a restaurant there were they only served meat...... on swords....
all you can eat..... beef, chicken, sheep, pork... it was paradise!

No gaying up the Carne with lemons and mint sauce!

The Brazilerios leave that up to the limp wristed Aussies and prancing
Kiwis!!

CM


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OzOne wrote in message ...
On Wed, 01 Dec 2004 03:05:36 GMT, "Overproof"
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OzOne wrote in message
Bwaaahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaaaa!
Poor Moron can't see the forest for the flash of his big shiny knife.


Oh Crap.... like I didn't see the old ... "You can't see my narrow point
of
view so you must be blind" argument!!

Really Ozzy.... you'll have to do better than some lame superiority
complex
response based on an erroneous conclusion that your vision of the greater
good holds more merit than anybody else's!!

CM

Why?


It says so right here at the bottom of my bottle....argue with that!

CM




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Overproof wrote:

"Nav" wrote in message
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Hey CM

This what avid knife collectors say about your knife. I warn you, you will
need morre viagra after reading it.



" Too much money."



Spells Volumes!


"I had one of these knives back in the day, at least 10 years ago. I spent
like 2 weeks alounce on it. I was very disapointed. It looks like a joke
knife to me. The handle fell off my old one if i remember right."



Pussy Assed Suburban Commado speak...... but you'll lay odds to it I'm
shure!
I can punch my Buckmaster blade through 3/4 inch G2S ply.... and It'll
still be sharp enough to slit your caracass scrotum to eye socket while I
use it to peel a Kiwi Fruit as you twitch in agony.


Bwhahhahahahahhaha

Now tell me again about my filleting knife?



Your filleting knife is a piece of ****....compared to mine .... you lame
bladed wannabe!!


Bwhahhahahahah. It does wriggle so.

Cheers



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OzOne wrote:

On Wed, 01 Dec 2004 16:26:20 +1300, Nav
scribbled thusly:

Do they leave the gold off the cutting edges?


Do you really need to ask?

Chgeers



OK, guess if you've got a gold plated replica knife then you need to
plate the whole thing so it doesn't rust....correct?


Nah must be for camouflage among the gold chains.

Cheers

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OzOne wrote:

On Wed, 01 Dec 2004 03:56:36 GMT, "Overproof"
scribbled thusly:


It says so right here at the bottom of my bottle....argue with that!

CM


Shine come in bottles these days?


Well CM seems to ;-)

Cheers

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Amen!

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
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I'm sitting in the cockpit of my fine yacht on my mooring in
Florida Bay where the breeze is light and the temperature
is in the 80s. I'm eating grilled Ballpark hot dogs on deli
buns with relish and mustard, baked beans, potato chips
and washing it down with Rolling Rock beers on ice.

To make it even better, I'm using a wireless connection
to thoroughly crush Booby, Cairns, Oz and Gayboy Gaynz.

God has truly blessed me.

CN



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OzOne wrote in message
So it was only 1/3 full when you started?


Oh Crap... I'm Good Ozzy.... but not that good... the bottle was only 2/3
full when I started.... then agin it is 151 Proof Rum..... which you sheep
shaggers can't even comprehend how drunk I am at the moment! Ya Pussy!

CM



 
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