"Bart Senior" wrote in message

Congrats Rob.

Now that you are "well over 40" you can officially become a Conservative.

Having a daughter will take care of that in time. Teen females convert more
fathers to conservative values quicker than an entire stadium of Barry
Goldwater supporters.

Max

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Maxprop wrote:

"Bart Senior" wrote in message

Congrats Rob.

Now that you are "well over 40" you can officially become a Conservative.

Having a daughter will take care of that in time. Teen females convert more
fathers to conservative values quicker than an entire stadium of Barry
Goldwater supporters.

You really need to stay away from her. That will help. She doesn't
appreciate your advances.



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