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Michael November 6th 04 10:24 PM

The Answer To Everyone's Problem
 
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp.../canada_usa_dc

1. Canada needs Immigrants
2.. Liberals don't want to be drafted
3. Yet a prominent left wing leader has openly called for a return to using
the draft
4. Canada has an open immigration policy
5. The US is over crowded
6. The US has an open emmigration policy
7. Ergo send all our problems to Canada plus they then can visit Cuba and
have socialized medicine
8. That will leave the USA with one party in a two party system.
9. Libertarians move in to fill the void.

Canada Wins, USA Wins, everyone is happy.

Simple.




katysails November 7th 04 12:17 AM

Please send Jon Hanz a ticket to Newfoundland. I will contribute $2.50.

"Michael" wrote in message
...
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp.../canada_usa_dc

1. Canada needs Immigrants
2.. Liberals don't want to be drafted
3. Yet a prominent left wing leader has openly called for a return to
using the draft
4. Canada has an open immigration policy
5. The US is over crowded
6. The US has an open emmigration policy
7. Ergo send all our problems to Canada plus they then can visit Cuba and
have socialized medicine
8. That will leave the USA with one party in a two party system.
9. Libertarians move in to fill the void.

Canada Wins, USA Wins, everyone is happy.

Simple.






Scott Vernon November 7th 04 01:29 AM

Yeah, send the liberal Dems to Canada, it will simultaneously raise
the IQ average of both countries.

Scotty, eh


"Michael" wrote in message
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http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...u=/nm/20041105
/od_nm/canada_usa_dc

1. Canada needs Immigrants
2.. Liberals don't want to be drafted
3. Yet a prominent left wing leader has openly called for a return

to using
the draft
4. Canada has an open immigration policy
5. The US is over crowded
6. The US has an open emmigration policy
7. Ergo send all our problems to Canada plus they then can visit

Cuba and
have socialized medicine
8. That will leave the USA with one party in a two party system.
9. Libertarians move in to fill the void.

Canada Wins, USA Wins, everyone is happy.

Simple.






Thom Stewart November 7th 04 02:04 AM

Up Your'se Mich,

I'm a Demo., I'm as close to Canada as I'm going to get, Can't go to
Cuba (Atready given you my share of the Carib., and the Liberterians
seem to have 100% whackos.

No thank you,

Ole Thom


gonefishiing November 7th 04 03:48 AM

Bravo
parli italiano?
gf.

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Yeah, send the liberal Dems to Canada, it will simultaneously raise
the IQ average of both countries.

Scotty, eh


"Michael" wrote in message
...

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...u=/nm/20041105
/od_nm/canada_usa_dc

1. Canada needs Immigrants
2.. Liberals don't want to be drafted
3. Yet a prominent left wing leader has openly called for a return

to using
the draft
4. Canada has an open immigration policy
5. The US is over crowded
6. The US has an open emmigration policy
7. Ergo send all our problems to Canada plus they then can visit

Cuba and
have socialized medicine
8. That will leave the USA with one party in a two party system.
9. Libertarians move in to fill the void.

Canada Wins, USA Wins, everyone is happy.

Simple.








Capt. Mooron November 7th 04 12:51 PM


"Michael" wrote in message

Canada Wins, USA Wins, everyone is happy.


Excellent Idea Michael.... and considering the impending draft in the USA
it won't be long before the remaining Republican Draft Dodgers start
migrating across in droves as well... . at least the ones who's families
can't "arrange" to have them avoid direct battlefield experience.

We'll turn all of your Republican refugees into polite, considerate, pot
smokin', beer drinkin', anti-gun, pro gay marriage, peaceniks in a matter of
a couple of years.

Now repeat after me..... "How Ya'll doin' ...Eh?"

Yessiree... you'll all soon be reconsidering Ben Franklin's choice for your
national symbol! :-D

CM



Scout November 7th 04 12:56 PM

If it comes to it CM, you'll tell them I always spoke kindly of Canada, eh?
Scout

"Capt. Mooron" wrote
Now repeat after me..... "How Ya'll doin' ...Eh?"




Capt. Mooron November 7th 04 02:16 PM

Come on Up Scout... the women are friendly, the beer's always cold, we got
kick-ass bud, free healthcare and no military draft since we keep those
spots open for the folks from Quebec looking for job security!!. :-D

CM

"Scout" wrote in message
...
If it comes to it CM, you'll tell them I always spoke kindly of Canada,
eh?
Scout

"Capt. Mooron" wrote
Now repeat after me..... "How Ya'll doin' ...Eh?"






Scott Vernon November 7th 04 04:04 PM

and a 3 week sailing season, eh.

Scotty


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
Come on Up Scout... the women are friendly, the beer's always cold,

we got
kick-ass bud, free healthcare and no military draft since we keep

those
spots open for the folks from Quebec looking for job security!!. :-D

CM

"Scout" wrote in message
...
If it comes to it CM, you'll tell them I always spoke kindly of

Canada,
eh?
Scout

"Capt. Mooron" wrote
Now repeat after me..... "How Ya'll doin' ...Eh?"








Capt. Mooron November 7th 04 04:46 PM

Yes.... the week of Spring, the week of Summer and the week of Fall. It's
not like you'll notice considering you'd be way to stoned to care. :-D

CM

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
and a 3 week sailing season, eh.

Scotty


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
Come on Up Scout... the women are friendly, the beer's always cold,

we got
kick-ass bud, free healthcare and no military draft since we keep

those
spots open for the folks from Quebec looking for job security!!. :-D

CM

"Scout" wrote in message
...
If it comes to it CM, you'll tell them I always spoke kindly of

Canada,
eh?
Scout

"Capt. Mooron" wrote
Now repeat after me..... "How Ya'll doin' ...Eh?"










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