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Capt. Mooron November 8th 04 03:32 AM


wrote in message
Bermuda is a 6 day sail away......


BUSTED


...and what are they gonna do about it??!! Nuthin' is what!
Absolutly Nuthin'!

CM



Capt. Mooron November 8th 04 03:36 AM


"Maxprop" wrote in message
ink.net...

wrote in message

On Sun, 7 Nov 2004 10:15:07 -0800, "Jonathan Ganz" wrote:


And, you guys can go to Cuba no problem...


Not any more, they can't.


Sure they can, but they'll probably have to remain there.


Man you folks are sure as heck full of yourselves if you think your paltry
USCG has some importance outside your national waters. You can't even keep
the friggin smugglers in check!! People float across from Cuba to Florida in
rafts!

Sell your lame Patriot Act to your own fundamentalists! It won't wash with
anyone else.

CM



Capt. Mooron November 8th 04 03:37 AM


wrote in message
You can'r sail to
Cuba from anywhere in North America, (not just the US) without risking
prison
and confiscation fo your boat and it's contents.


I call BULL****! :-D

CM



Horvath November 8th 04 04:46 AM

On Mon, 08 Nov 2004 14:44:58 +1100, OzOne wrote this crap:


Heh heh, the US Navy is pretty big. If they decide to board you somewhere in
the Pacific I would let them, keep your hands in plain sight at all times,
don't make any sudden movements.
John Cairns


US Navy tries boarding me in Mid Pacific, they'll be landed with
piracy charges the moment they leave my yacht!



And do you know what you can wipe with those charges?





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

Peter Wiley November 8th 04 04:47 AM

In article , OzOne wrote:

On Mon, 08 Nov 2004 12:36:57 +1100, Peter Wiley
scribbled thusly:
Get used to it.


Not a problem. We simply won't bother visiting the USA by boat.

PDW


By boat?
Pete, just wait until you try and get there by air.
You now ned to factor an extra day into your schedule to clear US
Immigration :-(


Yeah. That's one reason why I won't bother. Next time I want to go to
North America I'm flying to Vancouver. LAX was the pits *before* 9/11.

Shrug. No loss to me. I like the SW USA but there are plenty of other
places where I won't have to put up with anywhere near as much crap
just getting there.

PDW

Horvath November 8th 04 04:48 AM

On Sun, 7 Nov 2004 18:08:29 -0800, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap:

Is that how you get off? I prefer sex with men.



You have to gay-up everything, don't you?




Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

Peter Wiley November 8th 04 04:58 AM

In article , OzOne wrote:

On Mon, 08 Nov 2004 02:12:31 GMT, "John Cairns"
scribbled thusly:


"Peter Wiley" wrote in message
...

Not a problem. I'm in Australia and have the entire South Pacific to
play in.

PDW


Heh heh, the US Navy is pretty big. If they decide to board you somewhere in
the Pacific I would let them, keep your hands in plain sight at all times,
don't make any sudden movements.
John Cairns


US Navy tries boarding me in Mid Pacific, they'll be landed with
piracy charges the moment they leave my yacht!


If it's an Australian flagged yacht, you'd probably find Howard et al
have sold out your rights. Guy I correspond with in the USA has his
yacht flagged in Panama just so he's not subject to USCG 'anytime,
anywhere' searches.

Maybe a NZ flagged vessel might be the go. Except for their idiotic
rules concerning what's needed on a blue water yacht but that might not
be a problem if you just never took it into NZ waters.

PDW

Jonathan Ganz November 8th 04 06:51 AM

I know it's hard to believe from the perspective of Scotty who never gets
laid by a woman, but it's true.


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"gonefishiing" wrote in message
...
quit kidding with us jon
gf.


"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
Is that how you get off? I prefer sex with women.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com






Jonathan Ganz November 8th 04 06:51 AM

Scotty is on the hunt... sorry, not interested in fat guys who look like
Elvis after he died.

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"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
he's not kidding.



"gonefishiing" wrote in message
...
quit kidding with us jon
gf.



--
"Jonathan Loser Ganz" wrote
Is that how you get off? I prefer sex with men.







Jonathan Ganz November 8th 04 06:52 AM

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
I prefer sex with men.


I have to gay-up everything.




Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!





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