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The Answer To Everyone's Problem
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1. Canada needs Immigrants 2.. Liberals don't want to be drafted 3. Yet a prominent left wing leader has openly called for a return to using the draft 4. Canada has an open immigration policy 5. The US is over crowded 6. The US has an open emmigration policy 7. Ergo send all our problems to Canada plus they then can visit Cuba and have socialized medicine 8. That will leave the USA with one party in a two party system. 9. Libertarians move in to fill the void. Canada Wins, USA Wins, everyone is happy. Simple. |
Please send Jon Hanz a ticket to Newfoundland. I will contribute $2.50.
"Michael" wrote in message ... http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp.../canada_usa_dc 1. Canada needs Immigrants 2.. Liberals don't want to be drafted 3. Yet a prominent left wing leader has openly called for a return to using the draft 4. Canada has an open immigration policy 5. The US is over crowded 6. The US has an open emmigration policy 7. Ergo send all our problems to Canada plus they then can visit Cuba and have socialized medicine 8. That will leave the USA with one party in a two party system. 9. Libertarians move in to fill the void. Canada Wins, USA Wins, everyone is happy. Simple. |
Yeah, send the liberal Dems to Canada, it will simultaneously raise
the IQ average of both countries. Scotty, eh "Michael" wrote in message ... http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...u=/nm/20041105 /od_nm/canada_usa_dc 1. Canada needs Immigrants 2.. Liberals don't want to be drafted 3. Yet a prominent left wing leader has openly called for a return to using the draft 4. Canada has an open immigration policy 5. The US is over crowded 6. The US has an open emmigration policy 7. Ergo send all our problems to Canada plus they then can visit Cuba and have socialized medicine 8. That will leave the USA with one party in a two party system. 9. Libertarians move in to fill the void. Canada Wins, USA Wins, everyone is happy. Simple. |
Up Your'se Mich,
I'm a Demo., I'm as close to Canada as I'm going to get, Can't go to Cuba (Atready given you my share of the Carib., and the Liberterians seem to have 100% whackos. No thank you, Ole Thom |
Bravo
parli italiano? gf. "Scott Vernon" wrote in message ... Yeah, send the liberal Dems to Canada, it will simultaneously raise the IQ average of both countries. Scotty, eh "Michael" wrote in message ... http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...u=/nm/20041105 /od_nm/canada_usa_dc 1. Canada needs Immigrants 2.. Liberals don't want to be drafted 3. Yet a prominent left wing leader has openly called for a return to using the draft 4. Canada has an open immigration policy 5. The US is over crowded 6. The US has an open emmigration policy 7. Ergo send all our problems to Canada plus they then can visit Cuba and have socialized medicine 8. That will leave the USA with one party in a two party system. 9. Libertarians move in to fill the void. Canada Wins, USA Wins, everyone is happy. Simple. |
"Michael" wrote in message Canada Wins, USA Wins, everyone is happy. Excellent Idea Michael.... and considering the impending draft in the USA it won't be long before the remaining Republican Draft Dodgers start migrating across in droves as well... . at least the ones who's families can't "arrange" to have them avoid direct battlefield experience. We'll turn all of your Republican refugees into polite, considerate, pot smokin', beer drinkin', anti-gun, pro gay marriage, peaceniks in a matter of a couple of years. Now repeat after me..... "How Ya'll doin' ...Eh?" Yessiree... you'll all soon be reconsidering Ben Franklin's choice for your national symbol! :-D CM |
If it comes to it CM, you'll tell them I always spoke kindly of Canada, eh?
Scout "Capt. Mooron" wrote Now repeat after me..... "How Ya'll doin' ...Eh?" |
Come on Up Scout... the women are friendly, the beer's always cold, we got
kick-ass bud, free healthcare and no military draft since we keep those spots open for the folks from Quebec looking for job security!!. :-D CM "Scout" wrote in message ... If it comes to it CM, you'll tell them I always spoke kindly of Canada, eh? Scout "Capt. Mooron" wrote Now repeat after me..... "How Ya'll doin' ...Eh?" |
and a 3 week sailing season, eh.
Scotty "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ... Come on Up Scout... the women are friendly, the beer's always cold, we got kick-ass bud, free healthcare and no military draft since we keep those spots open for the folks from Quebec looking for job security!!. :-D CM "Scout" wrote in message ... If it comes to it CM, you'll tell them I always spoke kindly of Canada, eh? Scout "Capt. Mooron" wrote Now repeat after me..... "How Ya'll doin' ...Eh?" |
Yes.... the week of Spring, the week of Summer and the week of Fall. It's
not like you'll notice considering you'd be way to stoned to care. :-D CM "Scott Vernon" wrote in message ... and a 3 week sailing season, eh. Scotty "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ... Come on Up Scout... the women are friendly, the beer's always cold, we got kick-ass bud, free healthcare and no military draft since we keep those spots open for the folks from Quebec looking for job security!!. :-D CM "Scout" wrote in message ... If it comes to it CM, you'll tell them I always spoke kindly of Canada, eh? Scout "Capt. Mooron" wrote Now repeat after me..... "How Ya'll doin' ...Eh?" |
For some stupid reason, the US Dept. of State renewed my passport. :-)
-- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ... "Michael" wrote in message Canada Wins, USA Wins, everyone is happy. Excellent Idea Michael.... and considering the impending draft in the USA it won't be long before the remaining Republican Draft Dodgers start migrating across in droves as well... . at least the ones who's families can't "arrange" to have them avoid direct battlefield experience. We'll turn all of your Republican refugees into polite, considerate, pot smokin', beer drinkin', anti-gun, pro gay marriage, peaceniks in a matter of a couple of years. Now repeat after me..... "How Ya'll doin' ...Eh?" Yessiree... you'll all soon be reconsidering Ben Franklin's choice for your national symbol! :-D CM |
And, you guys can go to Cuba no problem...
-- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ... Yes.... the week of Spring, the week of Summer and the week of Fall. It's not like you'll notice considering you'd be way to stoned to care. :-D CM "Scott Vernon" wrote in message ... and a 3 week sailing season, eh. Scotty "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ... Come on Up Scout... the women are friendly, the beer's always cold, we got kick-ass bud, free healthcare and no military draft since we keep those spots open for the folks from Quebec looking for job security!!. :-D CM "Scout" wrote in message ... If it comes to it CM, you'll tell them I always spoke kindly of Canada, eh? Scout "Capt. Mooron" wrote Now repeat after me..... "How Ya'll doin' ...Eh?" |
Take the hint......get lost.
-- "Jonathan Loser Ganz" wrote For some stupid reason, the US Dept. of State renewed my passport. :-) |
So can you. Stick a JATO rocket up your ass and blast off.
-- "Jonathan Loser Ganz" wrote And, you guys can go to Cuba no problem... |
OzOne wrote in message ... The USCG is now stopping foreign registered vessels transiting their water to Cuba? Ya gotta be kidding me! Oz1...of the 3 twins. I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you. CG has been boarding vessels in the Caribbean for years, doesn't matter where they're registered or if they're in international waters. John Cairns |
On Sun, 07 Nov 2004 22:34:44 GMT, "John Cairns"
wrote: OzOne wrote in message ... The USCG is now stopping foreign registered vessels transiting their water to Cuba? Ya gotta be kidding me! Oz1...of the 3 twins. I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you. CG has been boarding vessels in the Caribbean for years, doesn't matter where they're registered or if they're in international waters. John Cairns I think it may be dicey getting there by boat, but it is still possible to fly in from Canada, Mexico or other non US "gateways", as far as I know. I must admit that I have a desire to go, probably just because the government doesn't allow it:) I dated a Cuban gal for several years and I sort of developed an interest in the area. I have this crazy belief that we Americans should be free to travel regardless of the desires of a certain group of Florida residents who, by the way, ARE allowed to travel down there. Screw that. It looks like I could catch a flight from Mexico. Maybe I'll send GWB a postcard if I go, and just to be on the safe side, I'll sign it from Joe in crayon. http://www.cubalinda.com/ In case anyone wants to book a tour. A semi-unrelated item. I highly recommend the movie The Motorcycle Diaries, currently out. It is an interesting look at South America in 1952 as seen by Ernesto "Che" Guevara's and reported in his journals. Great flick. Two thumbs up, for those of us with thumbs:) |
Is that how you get off? I prefer sex with women.
-- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Scott Vernon" wrote in message ... So can you. Stick a JATO rocket up your ass and blast off. -- "Jonathan Loser Ganz" wrote And, you guys can go to Cuba no problem... |
Don't say that too loudly, you'll get on Asscroft's list.
-- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com OzOne wrote in message ... On Sun, 07 Nov 2004 20:47:05 GMT, scribbled thusly: On Sun, 7 Nov 2004 10:15:07 -0800, "Jonathan Ganz" wrote: And, you guys can go to Cuba no problem... Not any more, they can't. Unless they somehow avoid all U.S. controlled waters. That's getting harder to do. BB The USCG is now stopping foreign registered vessels transiting their water to Cuba? Ya gotta be kidding me! Oz1...of the 3 twins. I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you. |
Yes way... pretty stupid isn't it....
-- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com OzOne wrote in message ... On Sun, 07 Nov 2004 23:13:06 GMT, scribbled thusly: On Mon, 08 Nov 2004 09:43:21 +1100, OzOne wrote: On Sun, 07 Nov 2004 22:36:16 GMT, scribbled thusly: On Mon, 08 Nov 2004 07:55:23 +1100, OzOne wrote: On Sun, 07 Nov 2004 20:47:05 GMT, scribbled thusly: On Sun, 7 Nov 2004 10:15:07 -0800, "Jonathan Ganz" wrote: And, you guys can go to Cuba no problem... Not any more, they can't. Unless they somehow avoid all U.S. controlled waters. That's getting harder to do. BB The USCG is now stopping foreign registered vessels transiting their water to Cuba? Ya gotta be kidding me! Not kidding. And there are Island Nations who allow the U.S. to treat their waters as if they were U.S. waters as well. BB Hey, I can undrstand being looked at, and maybe stopped and inspected, but restricting access to Cuba is another story. Get used to it. If you are stopped, and it is determined that your boat is merely capable of reaching Cuba, you are subject to incarceration and seizing of your boat. Oh, yeah... You don't ever get the boat or it's contents back, if you are wondering. What!? Foreign vessels transiting to Cuba? No way! Surely! Oz1...of the 3 twins. I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you. |
"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
... Take the hint......I'm stupid. -- "Jonathan Loser Ganz" wrote For some stupid reason, the US Dept. of State renewed my passport. :-) |
"Peter Wiley" wrote in message . .. Not a problem. I'm in Australia and have the entire South Pacific to play in. PDW Heh heh, the US Navy is pretty big. If they decide to board you somewhere in the Pacific I would let them, keep your hands in plain sight at all times, don't make any sudden movements. John Cairns |
Not a problem. I'm in Australia and have the entire South Pacific to play in. PDW In article , wrote: On Mon, 08 Nov 2004 12:36:57 +1100, Peter Wiley wrote: In article , wrote: On Mon, 08 Nov 2004 10:28:44 +1100, OzOne wrote: On Sun, 07 Nov 2004 23:13:06 GMT, scribbled thusly: On Mon, 08 Nov 2004 09:43:21 +1100, OzOne wrote: On Sun, 07 Nov 2004 22:36:16 GMT, scribbled thusly: On Mon, 08 Nov 2004 07:55:23 +1100, OzOne wrote: On Sun, 07 Nov 2004 20:47:05 GMT, scribbled thusly: On Sun, 7 Nov 2004 10:15:07 -0800, "Jonathan Ganz" wrote: And, you guys can go to Cuba no problem... Not any more, they can't. Unless they somehow avoid all U.S. controlled waters. That's getting harder to do. BB The USCG is now stopping foreign registered vessels transiting their water to Cuba? Ya gotta be kidding me! Not kidding. And there are Island Nations who allow the U.S. to treat their waters as if they were U.S. waters as well. BB Hey, I can undrstand being looked at, and maybe stopped and inspected, but restricting access to Cuba is another story. Get used to it. If you are stopped, and it is determined that your boat is merely capable of reaching Cuba, you are subject to incarceration and seizing of your boat. Oh, yeah... You don't ever get the boat or it's contents back, if you are wondering. What!? Foreign vessels transiting to Cuba? No way! Surely! Get used to it. Not a problem. We simply won't bother visiting the USA by boat. That won't keep you safe at this point. There are huge stretches of ocean that you think are international waters that the US no longer recognizes as such. Stay in Canada or risk seizure and prison. I'm not kidding at all. BB |
wrote in message Not any more, they can't. Unless they somehow avoid all U.S. controlled waters. That's getting harder to do. You're joking right??!!! Bermuda is a 6 day sail away...... Bahamas another week from there... British Virgins... Jamaica ...Cuba! No Canadian in their right mind would pull into the USA nowadays unless it was a destination or emergency. Not to mention direct flights... CM |
lucky you.
Scotty "Peter Wiley" wrote in message . .. Not a problem. I'm in Australia and have the entire South Pacific to play in. PDW In article , wrote: On Mon, 08 Nov 2004 12:36:57 +1100, Peter Wiley wrote: In article , wrote: On Mon, 08 Nov 2004 10:28:44 +1100, OzOne wrote: On Sun, 07 Nov 2004 23:13:06 GMT, scribbled thusly: On Mon, 08 Nov 2004 09:43:21 +1100, OzOne wrote: On Sun, 07 Nov 2004 22:36:16 GMT, scribbled thusly: On Mon, 08 Nov 2004 07:55:23 +1100, OzOne wrote: On Sun, 07 Nov 2004 20:47:05 GMT, scribbled thusly: On Sun, 7 Nov 2004 10:15:07 -0800, "Jonathan Ganz" wrote: And, you guys can go to Cuba no problem... Not any more, they can't. Unless they somehow avoid all U.S. controlled waters. That's getting harder to do. BB The USCG is now stopping foreign registered vessels transiting their water to Cuba? Ya gotta be kidding me! Not kidding. And there are Island Nations who allow the U.S. to treat their waters as if they were U.S. waters as well. BB Hey, I can undrstand being looked at, and maybe stopped and inspected, but restricting access to Cuba is another story. Get used to it. If you are stopped, and it is determined that your boat is merely capable of reaching Cuba, you are subject to incarceration and seizing of your boat. Oh, yeah... You don't ever get the boat or it's contents back, if you are wondering. What!? Foreign vessels transiting to Cuba? No way! Surely! Get used to it. Not a problem. We simply won't bother visiting the USA by boat. That won't keep you safe at this point. There are huge stretches of ocean that you think are international waters that the US no longer recognizes as such. Stay in Canada or risk seizure and prison. I'm not kidding at all. BB |
quit kidding with us jon
gf. "Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message ... Is that how you get off? I prefer sex with women. -- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com |
he's not kidding.
"gonefishiing" wrote in message ... quit kidding with us jon gf. -- "Jonathan Loser Ganz" wrote Is that how you get off? I prefer sex with men. |
"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message Now repeat after me..... "How Ya'll doin' ...Eh?" Ya'll??? Oh, I forgot--you're from the Texas region of Canada, eh? Yessiree... you'll all soon be reconsidering Ben Franklin's choice for your national symbol! :-D For your information, the wild turkey is more intelligent, cleaner, and more loyal to its mate than the bald eagle. And it tastes better, too. Max |
wrote in message On Sun, 7 Nov 2004 10:15:07 -0800, "Jonathan Ganz" wrote: And, you guys can go to Cuba no problem... Not any more, they can't. Sure they can, but they'll probably have to remain there. Max |
On Sun, 7 Nov 2004 15:29:34 -0500, "Scott Vernon"
wrote this crap: So can you. Stick a JATO rocket up your ass and blast off. Are you trying to out-gay Jon-boy? Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now! |
wrote in message Bermuda is a 6 day sail away...... BUSTED ...and what are they gonna do about it??!! Nuthin' is what! Absolutly Nuthin'! CM |
"Maxprop" wrote in message ink.net... wrote in message On Sun, 7 Nov 2004 10:15:07 -0800, "Jonathan Ganz" wrote: And, you guys can go to Cuba no problem... Not any more, they can't. Sure they can, but they'll probably have to remain there. Man you folks are sure as heck full of yourselves if you think your paltry USCG has some importance outside your national waters. You can't even keep the friggin smugglers in check!! People float across from Cuba to Florida in rafts! Sell your lame Patriot Act to your own fundamentalists! It won't wash with anyone else. CM |
wrote in message You can'r sail to Cuba from anywhere in North America, (not just the US) without risking prison and confiscation fo your boat and it's contents. I call BULL****! :-D CM |
On Mon, 08 Nov 2004 14:44:58 +1100, OzOne wrote this crap:
Heh heh, the US Navy is pretty big. If they decide to board you somewhere in the Pacific I would let them, keep your hands in plain sight at all times, don't make any sudden movements. John Cairns US Navy tries boarding me in Mid Pacific, they'll be landed with piracy charges the moment they leave my yacht! And do you know what you can wipe with those charges? Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now! |
In article , OzOne wrote:
On Mon, 08 Nov 2004 12:36:57 +1100, Peter Wiley scribbled thusly: Get used to it. Not a problem. We simply won't bother visiting the USA by boat. PDW By boat? Pete, just wait until you try and get there by air. You now ned to factor an extra day into your schedule to clear US Immigration :-( Yeah. That's one reason why I won't bother. Next time I want to go to North America I'm flying to Vancouver. LAX was the pits *before* 9/11. Shrug. No loss to me. I like the SW USA but there are plenty of other places where I won't have to put up with anywhere near as much crap just getting there. PDW |
On Sun, 7 Nov 2004 18:08:29 -0800, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap: Is that how you get off? I prefer sex with men. You have to gay-up everything, don't you? Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now! |
In article , OzOne wrote:
On Mon, 08 Nov 2004 02:12:31 GMT, "John Cairns" scribbled thusly: "Peter Wiley" wrote in message ... Not a problem. I'm in Australia and have the entire South Pacific to play in. PDW Heh heh, the US Navy is pretty big. If they decide to board you somewhere in the Pacific I would let them, keep your hands in plain sight at all times, don't make any sudden movements. John Cairns US Navy tries boarding me in Mid Pacific, they'll be landed with piracy charges the moment they leave my yacht! If it's an Australian flagged yacht, you'd probably find Howard et al have sold out your rights. Guy I correspond with in the USA has his yacht flagged in Panama just so he's not subject to USCG 'anytime, anywhere' searches. Maybe a NZ flagged vessel might be the go. Except for their idiotic rules concerning what's needed on a blue water yacht but that might not be a problem if you just never took it into NZ waters. PDW |
I know it's hard to believe from the perspective of Scotty who never gets
laid by a woman, but it's true. -- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "gonefishiing" wrote in message ... quit kidding with us jon gf. "Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message ... Is that how you get off? I prefer sex with women. -- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com |
Scotty is on the hunt... sorry, not interested in fat guys who look like
Elvis after he died. -- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Scott Vernon" wrote in message ... he's not kidding. "gonefishiing" wrote in message ... quit kidding with us jon gf. -- "Jonathan Loser Ganz" wrote Is that how you get off? I prefer sex with men. |
"Horvath" wrote in message
... I prefer sex with men. I have to gay-up everything. Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now! |
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