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Jonathan Ganz November 8th 04 06:52 AM

Scotty is the original closet fag.

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"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Sun, 7 Nov 2004 15:29:34 -0500, "Scott Vernon"
wrote this crap:

So can you. Stick a JATO rocket up your ass and blast off.



Are you trying to out-gay Jon-boy?





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!




Horvath November 8th 04 11:57 AM

On Sun, 7 Nov 2004 22:52:19 -0800, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap:

I prefer sex with men.


I have to gay-up everything.






Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

Horvath November 8th 04 12:02 PM

On Mon, 08 Nov 2004 16:07:44 +1100, OzOne wrote this crap:

On Sun, 07 Nov 2004 23:46:37 -0500, Horvath
scribbled thusly:

On Mon, 08 Nov 2004 14:44:58 +1100, OzOne wrote this crap:

US Navy tries boarding me in Mid Pacific, they'll be landed with
piracy charges the moment they leave my yacht!



And do you know what you can wipe with those charges?

Yep, I'll be wiping my arse on the dollars I'll claim as
compensation....pity Georges face hasn't made it onto a real bill yet.



Not likely. It's more probable that you end up in a prison cell, with
the Oz embassy laughing at you.




Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

Horvath November 8th 04 12:02 PM

On Sun, 7 Nov 2004 22:51:52 -0800, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap:

Scotty is on the hunt... sorry, not interested in fat guys who look like
Elvis after he died.



What kind of guys are you interested in?





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

Vito November 8th 04 01:40 PM

"Horvath" wrote

Not likely. It's more probable that you end up in a prison cell, with
the Oz embassy laughing at you.


Yup, but you'll get to see part of Cuba - Gitmo!

Sad but true!



Vito November 8th 04 01:45 PM

"Capt. Mooron" wrote

Don't scare people like that Bill..... it's just not the case. The USA

does
not have the resources ....


Right, but that just makes it a crap shoot. You'll have no problem 99% of
the time. It's the other 1% that hurts.

I mean let's face it... you guys are stretched to the limit in armed
resources and you don't have a lot of friends on the planet as it is...

the
USCG understands that it pays to be nice to your neighbour. Castro

regularly
visits Canada.Canadians regularly visit Castro.


That logical and makes good sense. Trouble is our Government is neither.



Vito November 8th 04 01:53 PM

OzOne wrote
You'd be surprised at how many of my friends and acquaintances now no
longer holiday in the US either.


No, I would not. AFAIK, the only Americans who fly are those who have no
other option. Last time I had a business meeting in the mid west I rented a
car and drove the 1000 miles rather than fly and that was before 9/11. Ditto
Richmond Va to Orlando! And airlines wonder why they are going bankrupt?
Oy!



Vito November 8th 04 02:01 PM

"Capt. Mooron" wrote
wrote
You can'r sail to
Cuba from anywhere in North America, (not just the US) without risking
prison
and confiscation fo your boat and it's contents.


I call BULL****! :-D


We do too Capt, we do too. But that don't make it go away. Odds are
Canadians will have no problems unless you have a passenger named Abdul who
has an Arabic accent. Then you'll get to visit Gitmo, ne'er to be heard
from again. Seldom happens ... but it otta be "never".



Scott Vernon November 8th 04 04:50 PM


ozone wrote in message
...

put me off travelling there
again anytime in the forseeable future
You'd be surprised at how many of my friends and acquaintances now

no
longer holiday in the US either.



See, it's working.

Scotty





Scott Vernon November 8th 04 04:50 PM


"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Sun, 7 Nov 2004 18:08:29 -0800, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote this crap:

Is that how you get off? I prefer sex with men.



You have to gay-up everything, don't you?



he can't help it, it's in his blood.






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