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Jonathan Ganz November 8th 04 02:12 AM

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Take the hint......I'm stupid.



--
"Jonathan Loser Ganz" wrote
For some stupid reason, the US Dept. of State renewed my passport.

:-)






John Cairns November 8th 04 02:12 AM


"Peter Wiley" wrote in message
. ..

Not a problem. I'm in Australia and have the entire South Pacific to
play in.

PDW


Heh heh, the US Navy is pretty big. If they decide to board you somewhere in
the Pacific I would let them, keep your hands in plain sight at all times,
don't make any sudden movements.
John Cairns



Peter Wiley November 8th 04 02:15 AM


Not a problem. I'm in Australia and have the entire South Pacific to
play in.

PDW

In article ,
wrote:

On Mon, 08 Nov 2004 12:36:57 +1100, Peter Wiley
wrote:

In article ,
wrote:

On Mon, 08 Nov 2004 10:28:44 +1100, OzOne wrote:

On Sun, 07 Nov 2004 23:13:06 GMT,
scribbled thusly:

On Mon, 08 Nov 2004 09:43:21 +1100, OzOne wrote:

On Sun, 07 Nov 2004 22:36:16 GMT,

scribbled thusly:

On Mon, 08 Nov 2004 07:55:23 +1100, OzOne wrote:

On Sun, 07 Nov 2004 20:47:05 GMT,

scribbled thusly:

On Sun, 7 Nov 2004 10:15:07 -0800, "Jonathan Ganz"

wrote:

And, you guys can go to Cuba no problem...

Not any more, they can't. Unless they somehow avoid all U.S.
controlled
waters.
That's getting harder to do.

BB

The USCG is now stopping foreign registered vessels transiting their
water to Cuba?
Ya gotta be kidding me!


Not kidding. And there are Island Nations who allow the U.S. to treat
their
waters as if they were U.S. waters as well.

BB
Hey, I can undrstand being looked at, and maybe stopped and inspected,
but restricting access to Cuba is another story.



Get used to it. If you are stopped, and it is determined that your boat
is
merely capable of reaching Cuba, you are subject to incarceration and
seizing of
your boat. Oh, yeah... You don't ever get the boat or it's contents back,
if you
are wondering.

What!?
Foreign vessels transiting to Cuba?

No way! Surely!


Get used to it.


Not a problem. We simply won't bother visiting the USA by boat.


That won't keep you safe at this point. There are huge stretches of ocean that
you think are international waters that the US no longer recognizes as such.
Stay in Canada or risk seizure and prison. I'm not kidding at all.

BB


Capt. Mooron November 8th 04 02:15 AM


wrote in message

Not any more, they can't. Unless they somehow avoid all U.S. controlled
waters.
That's getting harder to do.


You're joking right??!!!
Bermuda is a 6 day sail away......
Bahamas another week from there...
British Virgins... Jamaica ...Cuba!

No Canadian in their right mind would pull into the USA nowadays unless it
was a destination or emergency.

Not to mention direct flights...

CM



Scott Vernon November 8th 04 02:16 AM

lucky you.

Scotty

"Peter Wiley" wrote in message
. ..

Not a problem. I'm in Australia and have the entire South Pacific to
play in.

PDW

In article ,
wrote:

On Mon, 08 Nov 2004 12:36:57 +1100, Peter Wiley


wrote:

In article ,
wrote:

On Mon, 08 Nov 2004 10:28:44 +1100, OzOne wrote:

On Sun, 07 Nov 2004 23:13:06 GMT,


scribbled thusly:

On Mon, 08 Nov 2004 09:43:21 +1100, OzOne wrote:

On Sun, 07 Nov 2004 22:36:16 GMT,


scribbled thusly:

On Mon, 08 Nov 2004 07:55:23 +1100, OzOne wrote:

On Sun, 07 Nov 2004 20:47:05 GMT,


scribbled thusly:

On Sun, 7 Nov 2004 10:15:07 -0800, "Jonathan Ganz"

wrote:

And, you guys can go to Cuba no problem...

Not any more, they can't. Unless they somehow avoid all

U.S.
controlled
waters.
That's getting harder to do.

BB

The USCG is now stopping foreign registered vessels

transiting their
water to Cuba?
Ya gotta be kidding me!


Not kidding. And there are Island Nations who allow the

U.S. to treat
their
waters as if they were U.S. waters as well.

BB
Hey, I can undrstand being looked at, and maybe stopped and

inspected,
but restricting access to Cuba is another story.



Get used to it. If you are stopped, and it is determined that

your boat
is
merely capable of reaching Cuba, you are subject to

incarceration and
seizing of
your boat. Oh, yeah... You don't ever get the boat or it's

contents back,
if you
are wondering.

What!?
Foreign vessels transiting to Cuba?

No way! Surely!


Get used to it.

Not a problem. We simply won't bother visiting the USA by boat.


That won't keep you safe at this point. There are huge stretches

of ocean that
you think are international waters that the US no longer

recognizes as such.
Stay in Canada or risk seizure and prison. I'm not kidding at all.

BB




gonefishiing November 8th 04 02:33 AM

quit kidding with us jon
gf.


"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
Is that how you get off? I prefer sex with women.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com




Scott Vernon November 8th 04 02:40 AM

he's not kidding.



"gonefishiing" wrote in message
...
quit kidding with us jon
gf.



--
"Jonathan Loser Ganz" wrote
Is that how you get off? I prefer sex with men.





Maxprop November 8th 04 02:45 AM


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message

Now repeat after me..... "How Ya'll doin' ...Eh?"


Ya'll??? Oh, I forgot--you're from the Texas region of Canada, eh?

Yessiree... you'll all soon be reconsidering Ben Franklin's choice for
your national symbol! :-D


For your information, the wild turkey is more intelligent, cleaner, and more
loyal to its mate than the bald eagle. And it tastes better, too.

Max



Maxprop November 8th 04 02:47 AM


wrote in message

On Sun, 7 Nov 2004 10:15:07 -0800, "Jonathan Ganz" wrote:


And, you guys can go to Cuba no problem...


Not any more, they can't.


Sure they can, but they'll probably have to remain there.

Max



Horvath November 8th 04 03:16 AM

On Sun, 7 Nov 2004 15:29:34 -0500, "Scott Vernon"
wrote this crap:

So can you. Stick a JATO rocket up your ass and blast off.



Are you trying to out-gay Jon-boy?





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!


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