"John Cairns" wrote in message

Alas, I think you drink too much to ever attain that lofty goal.

Of course John..... though constantly intoxicated..... even I now
realize it as an obstacle... inebriation is obviously preventing me from
comprehending the boundless tangents available to those who know no limits
imposed by common sense or logic.

You make a formidable case for investment in more alcohol...

CM