"Nav" wrote in message
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There's this Kiwi who runs a sporting guns shop in NZ. He goes to the US
regularly to buy sport rifles. Airport staff arrest him for not declaring
he's shipping guns (he said he did declare them). Charged, he's advised to
plea bargain -and gets 1 year in the slammer. Just as he's about to be
released they ship him to Georgia who says he bought the guns
illegally -although he supplied his address, photo id, phone number and
bank account. Told he'd be wise to plea bargain -he does and gets another
year added to his jail sentence. He's about to be released and INS now
jump on the bandwagon. He's now an overstayer on his visa... He tells them
he would love to have left but they wouldn't let him. Guess what, he's
back in jail.

Jeeze, quit giving the schmuck legal advice.

Seahag