On Tue, 22 Jun 2004 03:28:58 GMT, "Bart Senior"
wrote this crap:

You are chartering a 35' sailboat.

Provide a short safety checklist to validate
before you leave the dock.


1. Rum
2. blender
3. More Rum
4. beer
5. ice
6. drinking glasses
7. vodka
8. more beer
9 little paper umbrellas

and almost forgot

10. whisker pole (just in case something falls overboard)






Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!